第六章王八蛋说谁那
kandaoqiaoxueminguizailengsiyanqian，haiyaobailengsiweishideshihou，songchushuangmuzhengda，yiliandebukesiyi。
“qiaolao，ninqilaia，jizheigewangbadanxiaguiganma？”songchuyibianjingyideshuozhe，yibianjiuyaoquchanfuqiaoxuemin。
nazhiqiaoxueminqueshibailebaishou，jujuelesongchudechanfu，erhouchenshengshuodao：“songxiaojie，nimenbuhuidongde。lengsixiongdigangcaishizhandekeshidaxiayixuejieshichuanyijiudeqixinghaihunzhen，zheizhongzhenfadadaoyidingdegaodu，shinenggourangsirenfuhuode。suoyi，gangcaisonglaozaiyanyanyixideshihou，beilengsixiongdishiyicizhen，cainenggoujiuhuoguolai。
erwoqiaoxuemin，qiongjinyisheng，zhicengtingwen，queweicengjianshiguorucishenqideshouduan，zhenshiyoukuiyurongchengdiyishenyideminghao。”
shuodaozheilideshihou，qiaoxuemintaitougongjingdekanxianglelengsi，zaidukaikoudao：“lengsixiongdi，qingnijiaojiaoworuhe？”
lengsikanzhexueyixinqiedeqiaoxuemin，zhabaleyixiayanjing，zheicaikaikoushuodao：“zheikeshiwodemifang，zhenguizhenei。buguoma，kanzainichuxinbuhuaideqingkuangxia，wokeyijiaoni。dangranle，bushixianzai。dengyihouyoushijianle，wohuigaosunide，haiyoua，nineimelaole，erwohaizheimenianqingshuaiqi，wokebuyaonizheimelaodetudi。”
yitinglengsidayinglexialai，qiaoxueminjidongdewuyulunbi，lianliandiantouzhixie。
qiaoxueminzuoweimingyi，henqingchuzheizhongshiqing，tebieshibierendekanjiabenling。yibanrenshigenbenbuhuidayingde，zheijiuhaobinadaogerenjiaderouyiban。
yushi，talianmangkaikoushuodao：“duoxielengxiongdi！”
shuoba，qiaoxueminzhanleqilai，xianshichaozhelengsigonglegongshen，erhouyouchaozhesongzhangmingshuodao：“songlao，ninxianxiuxi，wojiuxiangaotuile。dengwomangwanleshiqing，jiuqinziqusongjiabaifangnin，haiyoulengxiongdi。”
“hao，daoshihougonghounidedajia。”songzhangminglangxiaoyisheng，diantouerdao。
dengdaoqiaoxueminlikaizhihou，songzhangmingzheicaizhuantoukanxianglezhanzaiyipangyanjingtiliuzhizhuandelengsi，xiaohehedeshuodao：“lengsia，niganglairongcheng，renshengdibushude。zheiyang，nijiuxianzhuzaixiaochudebieshuli，ranhourangtaduodainiquzhuanzhuan。”
“yeye，wodefangzibuyaozheigewangbadan。”yitingjingranyaoranglengsizhujinzijidebieshu，songchulimajiufanduileqilai。
lengsiqiaoleqiaozuijiao，chenshengshuodao：“wangbadanshuosheinei？”
“wangbadanshuoninei，zade！”songchunushilengsi，dashenghedao。
“hahaha，yuanlainishiwangbadana！wangbadanzaishuowo！”lengsihuranhahadaxiaoleqilai。
tingdaolengsidehua，songchuzheicaifanyingguolai，zijibeizheijiahuojiyinle。tashiyuexiangyueqi，henbudezhijieniesilengsizheige**。
“xiaochu，buyaonaole，yaotinghua。”songzhangmingyangzhuangshengqideduisongchushuodao：“yeyexianzaiganjueshentihenbangle，dengxiazanmenjiuchuyuanhuijia。”
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xiawudeshihou，songzhangmingbianchuyuanhuidaolejiali。
wanshang，lengsibeisongzhangmingliulexialaiyiqichifan，zhiyousongchuyigerenzaizuopei。
fanzhuoshang，songzhangmingkanzheshuangshoupengzhejituichizhezhenghaidelengsi，buyoudexiaoleqilai，dao：“mandianchi，doushinide。”
songchuzeshixianqidedengleyiyanlengsi，dishengnanyudao：“zhenshiyigetubaozi，jianzhiesiguitoutaiyiban。”
tingdaozheihua，lengsiyibianchizhejitui，yibianshuozhe：“taniangde，laozicongzaoshangdaoxianzaiyikoudongximeichi，esiwole。”
“niganshuonimeichidongxi，yiyuanlideshuiguosheichile？”songchufangxiakuaizi，ehenhendedingzhelengsi，lengshengshuodao。
“shenmeshuiguo？wochishenmele？laoyezi，nikanjianwochishuiguolema？”lengsitanletanshuangshou，biaoxianchuyifuwugudeyangzi，zheikebasongchuqidebansi，quebasongzhangminglexiaole。
dunledunhou，songzhangmingcongpangbiannachuyitahouhoudezhibituidaolelengsiyanqian，shuodao：“lengsia，zheishisongyeyedayingnideyiwankuaiqian。xianshuohaole，qianninale，nijiuyaodaiyigeyuea！”
yikandaoneimehoudeyiluoqian，lengsishuangyanzhimaojinxing，zuijiaodoushibuyouzizhudeliekaixiaoleqilai。
“hahaha，meiwenti。”lengsilianmangcalecashuangshou，ranhoujiangyiwankuaiqiannazaishoulizixidedianliangleqilai。
tayizhishenghuozaidashanzhizhong，conglaidoumeiyouqinyanjianguozheimeduoqian，zheikebalengsigaoxinghuaile。yushi，xinzhongbianyouledasuan：“yiwankuaiqianyaoshihuanzuozaishanli，buzhidaohounianmayuecainengzhuandao。zhishidaizaizheili，meigeyuejiuyouyiwankuaiqian，heleerbuweini？zheisongjiakezhenshicaidaqicua，suiranneisongchuhenchou，danweileqian，wohaishixianmianweiqinandezhuxiaba，dengdazhuanyibizhihou，wojiukailiu。”
quedinghaodasuanzhihou，lengsijiangqianzhuangleqilai，ranhouzhanqishenlaipailepaiduzi，shuodao：“wochibaole，laoyezinimanmanchia！zou，xifu，huijiaba！”
“**，nijiaosheixifunei？woyaosilannidezui。”ruoshihuanzuozaiwaimian，songchukenenghaihuigujishenfen，kexianzaizaizijijiali，taziranshirenbulele。zhijiezhanqilai，chaozhelengsijiuchongqu。
kandaosongchunufachongguandebaozaomoyang，lengsixintouyijing，lianmangwuzhekoudaipaole，shengpaqiandiaochulai。
dengdaosongchuzhuizhelengsilikaizhihou，songzhangmingzheicaiyaoleyaotou，xiaoleqilai，anzishuodao：“zhenshigeyouqudexiaojiahuo。”
jiuzaizheishi，congbeihoujiaoluoyinyingzhongzouchuyiren。cirenshenzheheiseyishan，kanbuqingyangmao，linjinsongzhangmingdeshihoufangcaitinglexialai。
“yanwen，nijuedelengsizheixiaozizenmeyang？”songzhangmingyigaizhiqianlianse，yibenzhengjingdeshuodao。
“henqiang！”mingjiaoyanwendeheiyirenchenshenghuida。
dangtingdao‘henqiang’zheilianggezideshihou，songzhangmingbujinzhoulezhoumeitou，yanshenbianhuanbuding。yinwei，yanwenshishenmeren？youzhehezhongshili？tashiqingchude。
nenggourangyanwendoujuedehenqiang，neijiushuoming，lengsijuebuxiangbiaomianbiaoxiandezheimejiandan。
“niruguoduishangta，jijikai？”songzhangmingjiezhewendao。
yanwenchenmopianke，zuizhongkaikoushuodao：“sanqikai！wosan，taqi！”
si！tingdaozheihua，raoshisongzhangmingdoushidaoxileyikouliangqi。
zuihou，songzhangmingzhanqishenlai，muguangjiandingdeshuodao：“cizibishirenjianzhenlong，woyidingyaobuxiyiqiedaijia，jiangtajinjinbangzaiwosongjia。”