第1章
临江市。
某酒吧。
zaodongdeyinlezaichongjizhexiatiandeermo，tazuozaibataiqianmomodehezhejiu，genneixiezaiwuchizhongniudongzheshentidenianqingnannvbutong，taanjingdeyouxietaiguogegeburule。
夏天很喜欢喝酒。
jiujingshigehaowanyi，tanengmabiyigerendetongku，tongyangde，yenenggourangrenbaochiqingxing。
嗡嗡！
zaitahewanbeizilizuihouyikoujiudeshihou，takoudailideshoujiturankaishizhendongleqilai，xiatianxiangdoumeixiang，fangxiajiubei，ranhouzoujinlecesuozhong。
xiatiantaochushouji，jietongledianhua，“wei。”
“shenwangdaren，woshiheimeigui。”dianhuaneibianchuanlaigenvrengongjingdeshengyin，tashuodeshiyingwen，“nirangwodiaochadeshiqingyijingdiaochachulaile，genjunintigongdexiansuolaipipei，yefeifeijiushininxunzhaodeneigeren。”
xiatianyanzhongfuxianyimoguangze，tongyangyongyingyuhuidadao，“nengquedingma？”
dianhuaneibiandeheimeiguidudingdeshuo，“keyiqueding，lingwai，guanyuyefeifeidesuoyouziliao，woyijingquanbudoufadaolenindeyouxianglimianle，ninkankanhaiyouqitashenmeshiqingxuyaofenfuwoquzuode？”
xiatianxiaoxiao，shuo，“meiyoule，xinkunileheimeigui，lingwai，wohuiguozhihou，shenwanggongdeyiqieshiyiquanbuzhuanjiaojijunshiqudali，nijidezhuangaota，rangtahaohaodedingjinchaiquanneibangxiaozi，rangtamenbuyaoyichenwobuzai，jiuluanchuqugaoshi，buran，yaoshibeiwozhidaole，wohuihuiqudaduantamendegoutui。”
“是，神王大人！”
“嗯，挂了。”
xiatianshuowan，guaduanledianhua。
tayongshoujidakaiyouxiang，chakanqileheimeiguifasongjizijideziliao，kanzhekanzhe，tajiumiqileyanjinglai。
xiatianziyanziyudeshuoleyiju，“yefeifei，nijiujingshibushiwoyaozhaodeneigenvrenni？”
banianqian，xiatianhaishigexueshengdeshihou，tadefumuqianxiagaolidaiwulichanghai，zuihouzisha，liuxialetayigeshisansuidexiaohaizi。
neixiefanggaolidaiderenbingbudasuanfangguota，sichuzhuishata，tayigexiaohaizi，nalishineixiefanggaolidaiderendeduishoua，yilutaopao，chadiancansizailinjiangshizhong。
jiuzaizuijingxiandeneiwan，tabeiduifangzhuishang，beidadaohunshenshixue，jiaoxingtaozoudeshihou，beiyigeshenminvrensuojiu，tadangshiyishiyijingmohu，beineigenvrenjiuxiadeshihou，tazaichedihunmiguoquzhiqian，suiranmeikanqingchuduifangdelian，danshitayixijide，neigenvrenneitianchuanleyigelujianzhuang，zaitadezuobianjianbangxiafang，youyigeheizhi。
dengtazaicixinglaideshihou，tayijingtangzaileyiyuanli，danshineigejiutadenvrenquebujianle，tapaoquwenyishengshisheibatasongdaoleyiyuan，yishenggaosuta，duifangshigehenpiaoliangdenvren，erqiezhitoululezijixingye。
zhihou，xiatianlikaileyanhuangdiguo，qudaoguowaidapin，jingguohaojiniandefendou，tazaiguowaichedidezhanwenlejiaogen，danshitazheixinli，haiyizhiduidangnianjiuxiazijidenvrenniannianbuwang。
jiuzaiyitianqian，taxuanzezaicihuidaolinjiangshi，erheimeiguineibianyechadao，dangnianjiuxiaxiatianderen，yinggaijiushirujinyeshijituandezongcai，yefeifei。
yefeifeijinnianershiwusui，bixiatiandasisui，ruguodangnianjiuxiaxiatiandezhendeshitadehua，neitadangnian，yebuguozhishigeweichengniandexiaonvshengbale。
zhiyushibushita，jiuxuyaoxiatianqinziququerenle。
xiatianyoukanlekanshoujiyouxiangzhongdeqingbao，zhujiandeyoulezijidejihua
tabashoujizhuangjinkoudaizhong，zouchucesuo，quxishoutaixilegeshou。
jiuzaizheishi，huranyizhenxiangfengxilai，xiatianbennengdeduokai，jiukandaoyigehunshensanfajiuwei，chuanzhexinggandenianqingnvlangyixiaziliejudaolexishoutaibian。
nvlangershiersansuideyangzi，huazhenongzhuang，heisewangwaheiseduanqun，heisezhangxue，quanshenshangxiadousanfachuyigufengchennvzideweidao。
tayouxiechenguaideduixiatianshuo，“shuaige，nizenmezheimebujiefengqinga？renjiadouzuidezheimelihaile，niyebuzhidaofurenjiayixia，taoyan！”
xiatianlengdandeshuo，“wogennifeiqinfeigude，weiheyaofuni？”
nvlangyaoyaohuanghuangdezoudaoxiatiandemianqian，shenchushoudazaitadejianbangshang，chongmananshiyiweideshuo，“shuaige，niyeweimiantaizhinanleyidianba？wozhangdezheimepiaoliang，niyaoshifuwoyixia，shuobuzhunwojinwanyikaixin，jiugenniqukaifangleni，nijiubuxindongma？”
xiatianyaoyaotou，“buxindong，erqie，nideyanjitailanledian。”
nvlanglianshangdebiaoqingjiangyingyimiao，suihouyougegexiaoleqilai，“shenmeyanjia，shuaige，wozenmetingbudongnizaishuoshenmeni？”
xiatianpiepiezui，“ze，haizaiyanma？nizhibuzhidaonimenzheixiegaisideshashoushenshangdouhuisanfachulingrenzuooudeweidao？suirannipenlehenduolianjiadexiangshui，danshizheiyiranyangaibuzhunishenshangdechouwei。”
nvlangdeshentizhijiejiangyingle，“ni......”
“nishiguowaineibianguolaideshashouba？”xiatianmimiyan，ruilideshuangyanfangfoyaobanvlangjikanchuanyiban，“woyicaijiushi，zhijieshuoba，sheipainilaishawode，dajiadoushichengnianrenle，jiubuyaozairaowanzile，zhijieledangyidianbuhaoma？”
nvlanghuranxiaoleqilai，“hehehe，bukuishisidazhuzaizhiyidebusishenwanga，lihai，dequelihai，wozheidianzhuoliedeyanji，dequepianbuguonini。”
“buguo，woshibuhuigaosunishisheipaiwolaishanide，zheikeshiwomenzuoweishashoudezhiyecaoshou，erqiejiusuanbuyongwoshuo，nizijiyeyinggainengcaidao，bijing，nikeshibusishenwang，zheigeshijieshangxiangyaonisiderenketaiduole！nibusi，youhenduorenchibuxiafan，shuibuzhejueni！”
“suoyi，nijiulaisongsile？”
“bu，huisideren，shini！”
唰！
nvlangshuowanzheizuihouyijuhua，dazaixiatianjianbangshangdeyoushoukuaisuyishuai，yibashiwulimizhangdedaopianbianmoshuyibanchuxianzaitadeshouzhijian，bingqiekuaisudewangxiatiandebozishanghualeguoqu！
嗖！
dianguanghuoshizhijian，xiatianzhijieshenchulianggenshouzhi，kuaisudejiazhuletadedaopian，weiweiyiyongli，dangdeyisheng，daopiandangchangduanchengliangjie！
“死！”
nvlangtaiqixiuzhangde**jiuyaotixiangxiatian，xiatianshentiyinuo，nuodaonvlangyouce，youshoukuaisuduinvlangbozichuyipai。
噗！
yigenyinzhenzhijie**nvlangdebozizhong。
nvlangdetongkongshunjianfangda，dengdazheyanzhuzi，shentizaidaozaidi，zaimeiledongjing。