第一章灵前退婚
jiulongshanding，maocaowuneiwaidouguashanglebaichou，
linhaoyishenxiaoyi，zhengguizaishifuqingxudaozhangdelingweiqianshaozhi。
“feiwu，bazheigetuihunwenshuqianle！zheishiwankuaishijinidebuchang。”
yigefeitoudaerdenanrenzoujinlai，jiangwenjianpaizailinhaodeshenshang。
“haiyouwomende，niyeyibingqianle！”
qiyusangenanrenyedoulengzhelian，bawenjianpaizailinhaoshenshang。
tamenshishangjingqianjia、donghaisunjia、xinanmiaojia、nanhaihongjiadejiazhu。
erneigepangzi，jiushiqianjiadejiazhuqianzhennan。
linhaotouyebutai，jixushaozhi，shengyinwuxiwubei，“yiqieshiqingdengwobasangshichuliwanzaishuo。”
“dengnibanwandeshenmeshihou？womenmangdehen，likeqian！”qianzhennancuicudao。
可林浩却不为所动。
“给脸不要脸。”
qianzhennanlianseyinchendizoushangqian，yijiaochuaifanlelinhaoshenqiandehuopen。
火星溅落一地。
linhaonazhezhiqiandeshouyesuizhixuanzailebankong。
“niyaoshituoyanshijian，jiubieguaiwomenbukeqi。”
qianzhennanhuayingangluo，linhaohuanhuandizhanqishenlai，dingzheqianzhennandeyanjingzhujianfahong，“jiwoshifuguixia，daoqian。”
“yigesirenwodaoshenmeqian？”
tingdaoqianzhennandehua，linhaobeiqideshenzifazhan，“nimenjijiadoushouwoshifudaen，shinimenlaojiazhuweilebaoencaiyuwomendingxiahunyue，kewoshifugangzou，haishiguweihana，nimenjiulailingqiantuihunnaoshi！”
“nimendeliangxindouweilegouma？”
qianzhennanchenshengdao：“yaoguaijiuguaizijishigefeiwu，genzheqingxudaozhangxuexiershiyunian，haiyidianbenshidoumeixuehui。”
“yigemeiyoujiazhidefeiwu，yepeijinwomendejiamen，jianzhikexiao。”
“呵......”
linhaolengxiaoyisheng，wanyaojianqileneisifenhunshu。
“guaiguaiqianlejiuduile，buranwomenpairenjiangzheilitaping。”
qianzhennanhaiyiweilinhaosongle，jieguohuayingangluo，zhitingcierdeshengyinzhouranxiangqi，sifenhunshushunjianbeilinhaojisichengsuipian。
“ni，nizheifeiwuhaodadegoudan。”
“废物？”
linhaolenghengyisheng，jiangsuipianchaotoushangyangqi，luozailedishang。
ruofeishifushengqianburangtashiyongbenling。
tayouqinengchengweibierenzuilidefeiwu？
“你这是找死！”
qianzhennanjishenhoudebaobiaoshilegeyanse，baobiaoniezheshouzhiguzouleguolai，yibachaolinhaozhualeguoqu。
zheigelinhaoshichulemingdefeiwu，shoushitayidunbupatabuqian。
kexiayimiao，linhaoshuangmuyining，huranzhuazhulebaobiaodeshouwan，yongliwangxiayian。
chaneijian，baobiaodezuilifachuleshazhubandecanjiaosheng，yijigutousuiliedeshengyin。
“wangenfuyi，lingqiannaoshi，nimenqizuidangzhu。”
linhaodeshengyindaizheshaqi，suihouyijiaojiangbaobiaochuaidaoyuanzili。
“这怎么可能？”
qianzhennansirenxinlixianqilejingtaohailang。
zheishenshou，zenmekenengshigefeiwu。
xiangdaozhei，sigerenxinlibuyoudeyoulexieaohui。
keshishangmeiyouhouhuiyao，zhijianlinhaoyijiaojiangqianzhennanchuaidaozaidi。
zhuazhutadetoufa，jiangtatuodaoleshifudeyizhaoqian，bataetouyonglidizazailedimianshang，xianhongdexueyeshunjianranhongledishangdechentu。
“jintianshiwoshifuxiazangzhiri，wobuxiangduojianxue，nimenjiwogun！”
linhaoyishenghechi，sanweijiazhuquandouduosuoleyixia，ganjinlazheqianzhennanjiuchaowaimianpao，shangchelikailecidi。
“shifu，ninlaorenjiayangdiziershisannian，chuanshoudizizhuduobenling，jinridizijininsongzhong，shaohoudizibianyaoxiashanquxunzhaoshengshenfumule！”
linhaoguizaileyizhaoqiankelesangetou，huayingangluo，yitaiheiseaodichekaileguolai。
zailinhaolengmodemuguangxia，yiweichuanzhexiaofu，huazhedanzhuangdemeinv，mianmubeishangdizoudaolingqian，guizailinhaodeshenbian，yekelesangetou。
“xishansujiasuyuwei，qianlaijibaiqingxudaozhang！”
suyuweiyanhanbeishang，shangwanxianghou，qishenduilinhaoshuodao：“haiqingjieai！”
“谢谢！”
linhaojiantataiduhaisuanbucuo，haichuanzhexiaoyilailingqianjibai，bianqishenhaili，lianseshaohuandao：“tuihunshunalaiba，zheiziwoqian。”
suyuweiqueyaoleyaotoudao：“nijiushilinhaoba，niwuhuile，qingxudaozhangduisujiayouzaizaozhien，womensujiabingfeiwangenfuyizhibei，buhuiganneizhongzaorengoubingdeshier。”
“wozhidaonishengmingzaiwai，danwosujiahaiyangdeqiniyibeizi，wozheicishilaijienigenwohuixishanshi。”
“niyaogenwojiehun？”linhaoshenqingyizheng，youxiechijing。
suyuweiyilianrenzhendidianlediantou，“jirannimeixuedaoqingxudaozhangdebenshi，neiwojiusongniqushangxue。”
“buguoyaoyuefasanzhang，womenlingzhengdanbutongfang，wozhixiangyixingaoshiye，nikeyidaowaimianzhaonvpengyou，danshiyaozhuyiyingxiang。”
“dengsannianhou，niruonengzaichengliziligengsheng，wobianyunilihun。”
“nijiubupawochanzheniyibeizi？”linhaohaoqidiwendao。
suyuweishenxiyikouqi，“ruguosanniannei，rangwoganjuedaonirenpinduanzheng，wokeyichangshizhejieshou，lingwaiwozhidaonishiguer，ruguonixiangzhaofumu，woyekeyibangnixunzhao。”
“好！”
linhaotingdaozuihouzheijuhuahou，meiyouyouyu，yikoudayingxialai。
erqiehuanghujian，tahaoxiangmingbaileshifudangchuburangtashizhanbenlingdeyongyi。
huannanjianzhenqing，shifushirangzijizaizheizhongteshuqingkuangxia，kanqingchunaxieshiren，naxieshigui。
linhaoshoushihaodongxi，jiusuizhesuyuweixiashanle。
lushang，liangrenyiyanbufa，suyuweidedianhuahuranxiangqi。
suyuweiyongchezailanyajietingledianhua，“ma，shenmeshi？”
“xiaowei，mazaizhongxintazheilidefashicantingzheieryueleren，nixianzaifangxiashouzhongdeshier，ganjinguolai。”
dianhuaguaduanhou，suyuweiduishencedelinhaoshuodao：“denghuierwodainiqugedifang，womuqinbuzantongwomenzheifenhunshi，jingchangjiwoanpaiyixiefushaoxiangqin。”
“zheicibuzhidaoyouanpaileshenmeren，woxiwangninengpeihewoyixia。”
linhaodiantoudao：“jiushizuonidedangjianpai，tinikangleibei！”
suyuweiyouxiegangadidianlediantou。
linhaozebuzaiyidishuodao：“keyi，buguobangwozhaofumudeshiqing，nishangdianxin。”
“fangxin，wanxienigenwoxiangxishuoshuo，wolikejiuanpairenquban。”
suyuweiyijiaoyoumenhongchu，bangexiaoshideshijianjiulaidaolefashicantingdemenkou。
cishizaicantingerlou，wangchennachuyigetanmuhezi，dijilesuyuweidemuqinzhouyanping。
“ayi，zheishiwosongjinindejianmianli，yikewubainiandeyeshancan。”
wangchenjieshidetongshi，bahezidakai，zhijianyikekusirenxingderencan，chuxianzaizhouyanpingdeyanqian，rangtaliangyanfangguang。
“zheidoukuaichengrenxingle，zheidebushaoqianba？”zhouyanpingjingyadiwendao。
wangchenxiaolexiao，“shangzhoumowozaipaimaihuihualebabaiwanpaixiade，zhiyaoninxihuan，tajiuzhideshangzheigejiale！”
“喜欢，喜欢！”
zhouyanpingganjinjianghezigaishang，suihouyouyouxieweinandao：“qishiayihaishihenxiwangninenggenxiaoweijiehun，zhishiniyezhidao，tayeyejitadinglegewawaqin，zhei......”
“ayi，wogangcaixianglexiang，meigeyuehaidejininshiwandeshenghuofei，laibiaodawoduinindexiaoxin。”
wangchengangshuowan，zhouyanpinglimashuodao：“zheishierjiaojiayi，jueduirangnimenliangzaorijiehun。”
zheishi，suyuweidaizhelinhaozoulejinlai。
liangrenyishenbai，yinlaibushaorendecemu。
zhouyanpinggenwangchenyedouweizhiyileng。
suyuweiduizhouyanpingjieshaodao：“ma，zheiweishilinhao，jiushiwodewawaqinweihunfu。”
“ayininhao，woshilinhao！”
linhaoduizhouyanpingdagezhaohu，suihouqingqingjuleyigong。
ciyanyichu，zhouyanpingnaozidouzhale，“suyuweiniyoubingshibushi？”
“nibazheifeiwulinghuilaiganshenme？”
“haiyounichuandezheishishenme？nimawohaimeisini！”