第2章
chezihuailemeiguanxi，qianwanbieshangdaoren。
嗡——
xinzhonggangshanguozheigeniantou，jiutingdaomadapaoxiaosheng。
jipinmeinvlianseweiweiyibian。
糟糕！
zaizheimexiaodekongjianli，youmenhongdaozheimeda，zheizenmekongzhidelechezi？
ranhou，jiujianchezimengdiqianchong，daolecheweipangbianzhihou，yigejichache，bansuizhe“zhi”diyishengcierdeshengxiang，chezixiangshibianxifayiban，mengdiyigeshuaishen......jinqule！
完美！
cishijipinmeinvxinzhong，zhiyouzheiyigeniantou。
zheitingchedejiqiao，jianzhishitaiwanmeile！
neimexiaoyigekongjian，jingranzhendeyibajin，erqie，shigonggongzhengzhengditingzaicheweishang，jiuxiangshiyouyigejurenbachenaqilai，ananwenwendifangjinquyiyang。
lingyihangkaimenxiache，shuaileyixiatoufa，henchoupideyangzi，xiangzhejipinmeinvtiaoleyixiameimao，dao：
“怎么样，妹子？”
极品美女无言。
suiranzheigejiahuokanqilaibuzenmeyang，danshi，zheicheji，haizhenshimeideshuo。
“aiya！wohaiyoujishi，xianzoule！”
jipinmeinvyipaietou，kuaibuxiangzhejiayedashadatingzouqu。
“ai，nizheishiyaolaizhangma？haimeijiaogeni！shinijinbuqu，shuolewobangnitingjinqu，nijiujiaowogede！wobangnile，gangchulainijiuburenzhanga？”lingyihanggenzaijipinmeinv**houmiandahanzhe。
周围路人纷纷侧目。
lingyihangchuanzhetxudakuchazi，manshenhanshui，genqianmianneigejipinqizhimeinvzenmekandoubuxiangshiyilurena！
“fang**，xuyaowobangninjiejuezheigemafanma？”
baoanshenshoubalingyihanglanxia，luqilexiuzi，yizhishouanzaixiangjiaogunshang。
jipinmeinvsihushijituanyuangong，huozheshijingchanglaijituan......baoanrenshita。
baoanyijingxiadingjuexinle，zhiyaofang**diantou，jiuzoudezheigepilipiqidetubaozimandizhaoya......laihamaxiangchitianerouyebukankandifang！
“不必了！”
jipinmeinv......fangziyi，shaoweidunleyixiajiaobu。
bijing，renjiagangbangtatingjinquche，zenmehaoenjiangchoubao？
“nibuyaozaigenzhewole！”
dangran，duizheigeliuliliuqidejiahuo，ganxieshibukenengle。
“womeiyougenzhenia！woyeyaojinjiayedasha，zanmentonglu。”lingyihangyilianweiqu。
“nilaizheiliganma？”fangziyiwendao。
tabuxiangyimaoquren，danshi，lingyihangzheifumoyang，kebuxiangshilaizheizhongchangsuoderena！
“laizhaowolaopoa！wogangjiehundelaopo，jiuzaizheiershangban。”lingyihangdao。
“嗤！”
方子怡笑了。
“nilaopo，zaijiayejituanshangban？”
jiayejituankeshiwubaiqiangdedaqiye，shidaxueshengmenzuixiangwangdegongsizhiyi。
meinianzhaopinji，douhuishoudaohenduojianli，zhaopindeyuangongbudanshimingxiaobiye，erqiegegexingxianghao，qizhijia。
lingyihangnengqujiayejituandenvyuangongzuolaopo？
“qi！chuiniuba！jiunizheifuyangzi，kongpajituansaodidedamadoukanbushangni！”
baoanpiepiezui，henshibuxie。
tabenrenanlianqiantaiyigemeizidabannian，lianzhuiqiudoubugana！tazirenweisuiranshigebaoan，kebilingyihangzheigenongmingongyaoqiangdeduo。
tajuede，fang**zhenshitairencile！xiangzheiyangdejiahuo，yikanjiushiguyidashande，zhijiezouyidunjiuhaolema！meibiyaofeihua。
“wolaopojiushizaijiayejituanshangbana！bushisaodidama，haoxiangshizongcai，jiaoyangyuner！”lingyihangshuodao。
“什么？”
fangziyiyileng，qiaoliandunshichenxialaile。
“nihushuoshenme！yunerzenmekenengshinidelaopo？”
zheigejiahuo，nanbuchengshigefengzi？
huozhe，shinagechoujiaguyipaitaguolai，laisunhuaiyunerdeqingyu？
yishunjian，fangziyitounaolishanguohaojigeniantou。
wulunruheyebuxiangxin，lingyihangshuodehuishizhende。
tagenyangyunershiguimia！conglaimeitingshuoguoyangyuneryoushenmenanpengyou，gengbietijiehunle。
genghekuang，yangyunerjishiyaojiehun，yebukenengzhaoyanqianzheiweizheiyangdea！
“sheihushuole？woyoujiehunzheng！ganglingde！”
lingyihangshenshoucongdakuchazidekoudailitaochuyizhangjiehunzhenglai，dijifangziyi。
fangziyijieguoyikan，shayanle。
neigebaoantouyanqiaoleyixia，renbuzhututushetou。
哎呦我滴妈呀！
jiehunzhengshangdezhaopian，zhenshiyanqianzheigejiahuogenzongcaideheying，erqie，mingziyedui。
“jiazaodeba？”baoanxiayishidishuodao。
“lingyihang？nishi......lingshicaituanneigefeiwuqizi？”
fangziyikanzhelingyihangdemingzi，turanfanyingguolai。
takeburenwei，zheizhangjiehunzhengshijiazaode。zhengtiangencaiwuhegezhonggongzhangdajiaodao，fangziyiduizhengjianyouyidingdebianshinengli。
erqie，taturanxiangdao，sihuyangyunershenmeshihoucengjingtidaoguo，xiaoshihoucengjingdingguoyimenwawaqin，duifangshilingshicaituanzhangmenrendedisun。
zhibuguo，neigedisunhenbuchengqi，shijiazudefeiwuqizi。
yangyunerconglaimeiyouchengrenguozheimenqinshi，gengjiameiyouxiangguolvxinghunyue。
suoyi，fangziyiyemeibazheigedanghuishi，shenzhi，zuoweiguimi，haicengjingnazheijianshikaiwanxiaoquxiaoguoyangyuner。
zenmeyangyunerjingranzhendegenzheigejiahuojiehunle？
erqie，kanjiehunzhengshangderiqi，jiushijintianlingdezhenga！
“yuner，nizhenshibingjiluantouyia！”
fangziyixiangdaoyuanyin，kuxiaoleyisheng。
“zenmeyang，xiangxinleba！wolaoposhibushihenpiaoliang，erqiehennenggan？”
lingyihangmeizizidibajiehunzhengnahuilai，fangjinkudouli，haiyongshoupailepai，sihushengpadiule。
zheiyimu，kandefangziyiananyaotou。
“haoba！jiranzheiyang，neinigenwozouba！”
fangziyifahuale，baoanziranbuganzailanzhe。
buguo，kanxianglingyihang，yijingmanshizhenjingle。
sihu......zheigelalilatadejiahuoshuodeshizhende？
nvshenzongcaidelaogong，jingranshigenongmingongyiyangdejiahuo？
lingyihangshuangshouchuaidou，huanghuangyouyoudigenzaifangziyishenbian，ganshouzhefangziyishenshangchuanlaidedandanqingxiang，renbuzhushenhuyikouqi，shentikaodegengjinle。
zheirangfangziyilianseyouxienankan。tongshi，xinliananweiyangyunergandaobuzhi。
neimeyangjiaoaoheyouxiudeyangyuner，jingranzhendejiajileyanqianzheigejiahuo？
“wochushenlingshicaituanshibucuo，danshi，wokebushishenmefeiwuqizia！wojiushiwo！”
xiangdaogangcaifangziyishuodehua，lingyihangyouxiebushuangdibianjiedao。
fangziyipielelingyihangyiyan。
“huatianjiudi，buxuewushu！caituanhuaqianrangnijindaxue，dayimeibiyejiubeikaichu！jinishengyi，nibudali，bajigexiangmudoujizuohuangle！”