第2章
xiaonanheleyitiao，zheishishenmeqingkuang？
taxiayishidiqutuikainvren，ranlijicongshouzhongchuanlaiyizhenguntang。tadunranmingbaiguolai，zheinvrentineiyouduqi。
erqieshiyizhongxieedekuaixingdu！
xiaonanxiangqishifujiaotademoguqudushu，tankaishouzhang，duizhenvrenxinkouguanshuyiguzhenqi，erhoushunzhenvrenzuoyouleigu，yikuaiyikuaimoguoqu，jiangtineideduqiyidianyidianbichutiwai。
qijiannvrenduizhexiaonanshangxiaqishou，redexiaonankouganshezao。
danmanmandi，nvrendeshoutinglexialai。
然后——
“登徒子！”
“啪！”
yishengcuixiang，xiaonandelianshangzhongzhongaileyizhang，chuxianyigemingxiandewuzhiyin。
“niduiwozuoleshenme？”shuizhongdenvrenhenhendengzhexiaonan。
xiaonannaonubuyi，zhizhenvrendama：“nizhongdule，wobangniqudu，nidaohao，fanerhaidawo。zhenshigouyaolvdongbin，bushihaorenxin！”
shuozhe，xingxingdipashangan。
“你给我驱毒了？”
luofenghuangyeshanglean，huixiangqixianqiandeyiqie，dunranmingbaile。
taheyuanchenggongsidezhangdonglaizheierkanyikuaidipi，qijianzhangdongjitayibeihongsedejiu，taheleyixiaokou，turanganjuequanshenjiweinanshou，erzhangdongquechuixiansanchidikanzheta，mianluxieguang。
luofenghuanglimamingbai，zhangdonggangcaizaijiulixiayaole。
tingwenzheigezhangdongnaiyigewankushiziye，jieshoulefuqindeshisangedagongsi，jiacaiwanguan，queshichulemingdeeguanmanying、haosechengxing。xianqianyizhizaizhuiqiuluofenghuang，doubeitalengmojujue。
luofenghuangyizhibuxiegenzheizhongwuchizhitudajiaodao，danzheiciweileyigebixunaxialaidexiangmu，budebulaigenzhangdongshangtan，meixiangdaojingranzaotaansuan。
burongduoxiang，luofenghuanglimatiaoshangzijideche，yilubenchi。danhenkuaitineiyaolifazuo，tapinjinquanlitaodaoshuikuzheier，tiaoshishuizhong，xiangyongshuilaiyazhitineiduqi，kegenbenwujiyushi，zaitahunhunchenchenzhishi，turanfaxianyigenanren......
“抱歉。”
luofenghuangzhidaowuhuilexiaonan，chengxinxiangxiaonandaoqian，bujingyichaoxiaonankanleyiyan，quefaxiantajingranmeichuanyifu，daozhitaquanshenjinshouyandi......
“liumang！”luofenghuangganjinzuanjinshuili，fangxinzhitiao。
“zheixiayanjingzaiyexibuganjingle！”tazaishuidimengcuan，naiheneiyimuxiangshiluoyinyiyangluozaileyanqian，wulunruhelehuizhibuqu。
erxiaonanjianluofenghuangzuanjinshuilihou，jiujiumeixianshen，buyoudanyouqilai。
tabuhuiyinweikuijiuxiangzishaba？
不过她下手真狠啊。
xianzailianhaishizhongde，yizhiyinyinzuotong。
wohaoxinjiuta，tabudanbuganen，hai......
还脱我裤子！
xiaonanbudebucongbubaolinachuyitaoganjingyifuchuanshang。zaizhaoyifushi，tafaxianbubaolichuleyifu，haiyouyibayaochi、yikuaiyupeiheyizhangzhi，zhishangxiezheyigedizhi。eryupei，yueyaxing，chenghuangse，shangyinyige“yang”zi。
sangexiaoshihou，xiaonanlaidaoyizuofangziqian，poganjingya，jingranshiyizuojingzhidexiaoyanglou！
nachuyaochidakaimen，yiguyirendeqingxiangpubierlai。zaikanfangnei，fulitanghuang、chuangmingjijing，jiajubailiedezhengzhengqiqi，gentazaishanshangzhudexiaomufangyouzhetianrangzhibie。
“xiangbishifujiaorenlaidasaoguo，kanlaishifuzaoliaodaowohuilaizhu，doutiqianjiwozhunbeihaole。”
xiaonanbianxiangbianjiangdongxirengdaodishang，danzhuannianyixiang，zheixiedongxidouwubizhongyao，qianwanbukediaoyiqingxin，yushiyoushiqifangjinyigejuzili。
zhaodaoyushi，malidituodiaoquanshihanzideyifu，dakailehuasa。
“shenshangtaichoule，xiganjing，quchigefan，shunbianquzhaoxiawoweilaidelianggelaopo。”
zheishi，damenturanbeituikai，yitiaomiaotiaodeqianyingkuaibuzoulejinlai。
“haore，paoleyiquan，quanshendoushihan，chousile。buxing，wodequxigezao。”tabiandigubiantuoyifuchaoyushizouqu。
bansuizheyushimenbeidakaidechanei，yiguzhengtengdenuanqipumianerlai，xuroujiaoquyizhen，shouzhongyiwusanluoyidi。
“啊！”
yidaoqingcuidejianjiaozhouranxiangqi。
xiaonangubushangmantoudexifashui，huluandichongxihoutaitoukanxiangyushimenkou。
“si。”tabuyoudedaoxileyikouliangqi。
lvxianyingruyanliandeshiyishuangxiuzhangdemeitui，shunshixiangshangyaojianyingruo，jiaoxiaodebazhanglianmanshicuoe。
zaiciwangxiangneishuangchongmanwuqideyanjing，shuilinglingdeyangzihenshirerenlianai。
“你，你是谁？”
xuroubukezhixindiwangzheyanqianderen，yaojinyinya，yinweishuiqideyuanyin，lianshangranshangjifenhongyun，jiaoqidetongshiyouyoujifenqingchunyouren。
“wo......”xiaonanwunai，kanzhejinzaizhichideyiwu，tayaotoushenshouyibalaoleguolai。