第1章
今天我去相亲了。
zuozaiwoduimiandejingranshiyiweizhangxiangqingguoqingchengguosetianxiangdenvzi，yongfanghuajuedaisigezixingrongzaiqiadangbuguole！
rangwomeixiangdaodeshi，tameiwenwo，youcheyoufangshenmegongzuo，kaikoudediyijujingranwenwonenghetaweichiduojiudexieyiguanxi......
wodangshijiuhuangle，wogaizenmeban......
jiuzaizheishi，taweiweizhanqishen，fenrunxinggandezuichuntiezaiwodeerbian。
“jinwan，3018fangjian......-”
松江市，橡树餐厅。
zheilishisongjiangshizuitebiedecanting，zaiyuqijiangugaozhongdigegejiecengquntidexuyao，yongyouduogejiaweidefuwuhefenqu。
zaizheili，keyikandaozhenggesongjianggegejiecengdenongsuoshengtai。
youqizaierceng，zhongduanrenqunhebianyuanrenqunduozaiyuci。
jintiandeercengbutongxunchang，yourenbaoxialeyizhengpiandongqu、zhenggekaobolichuangdexiancezoulang。
zaishiyezuihaodeweizhishang，gushenzuozheyidaojinglideqianying。
ruoshuiyiren，qianjiaobaimei，keweirenjianyouwu。
baiqunhuali，zhangfaxiumei，yishiguiqixianran。
rucimeinv，quehunshensanfazheburongkaojindebinglengqixi，lianshangdebiaoqingheyanzhongdeshensuijihukanbudaoyidianwendu。
taweiweituozhexiangsai，wangzhebolichuangwaibuzhihechu，zhiciyichengshijianminghua。
tajiushishangdizaorendeqingxinzhizuo，nvwashoulizuibaoguidecunzai，kandaotanijiuhuixiangxin，xiannvshicunzaide。
keshizheiyangyiweixiannvweihehuiluorufanchen，zaizheizhongdifanghaosishouwangzheshenme？
bingshanmeirengubobujingdemeiyanshangzhongyuchuxianxiexubianhua,duizhebianshangzhanlidemeinvmishudishengfenfu:“daitashanglaiba,liuxinguancha。”
mishuzhiqianhaiyinzaizhuobuzhihou,cikezouchulaiyeshilingrenjingtanzhimei。
suibibushangneiweirenjianxianzi,yibushiweinvshenzhiming。
zoujinxiangshucanting,tangfengmianmianqiangqiangdizhenglezhengyizhe,duizheicidexiangqinbingbubaoshenmexiwang。
xiangqinshichangshang,youzhinanshao,eryouzhinvqueduodeduo。
tangfengyigedaxuetiyulaoshi,jinguanyibiaorencai，shencaiyebulai,quegoubuzheyouzhinanxingdebian。
duiyugaofushuaizheiyibiaozhun，napaniyijingdadaolebaifenzhiliushiliu，querengkenengwuxianjiejinyuling......
jintianzheishitangfengdedibacixiangqin,jushuoduifanggefangmiantiaojiandoushidingjian,zhixiangzhaoyigeputongdehaonanrenzuoshangmennvxu,jingjishangjihumeiyouyaoqiu。
meinvmishujiaozhuletangfeng,duitaweiweijugong:“tangxiansheng,woshimo**desirenmishu,qinggenwolaiba。”
meinvmishulibiandechenyikaizhelingkou,waimianyoushixiaofanlingxizhuangwaitao,cikechun.guangmeilijinshoutangfengyanxia。
shuohaobuzaiyishijiade,danshi"feiliwushi"zheizhongjibensuzhitangfenghaishiyoude。
meichiguozhurou,haimeijianguozhupaoma?nichuaichuaitizijiunengranggeluanledaoxin?
haodaibaochizhuleyitai,tangfengmubuxieshi、zhengshenghuiying：“mafannidailu。”
xinzhongzeshitucao:“zheimezandesirenmishu,zheigeduixiangzhendeshiwonengxiangdema?ruguoxishishimishu,neida**huishishei?”
zoudaoloushang,meinvmishuduiyizhongheiyibaobiaozhaolezhaoshou,zhouweilijijiangxiaweimu,jiangdongqudulikailai，yinde“shenshimen”zezekexi。
baobiaomenyeshunshizhanzaileweimuwai，jiangsanrenliuzailelimian。
“tangxiansheng,womenda**jiuzainei,qingruzuoba。”mishugongjingdao。
tangfengxinqingjidongdiwangxiangneibianguangxianzhixiademeilishenying,moruyezaitongshiqumu。
jianmishuqiaoqiaobilegeokdeshoushi,morucaikaishizixidaliangtangfeng。
ercishidetangfengzhenhanzhule：“yuanlaixiannvzhendeshicunzaide...”
huashuo..xiannvhaiyaoxiangqinma?haishihewo?
morujiantangfengkanzijikandechuleshen,henhendidengletayiyan,rangtangfengrulengshuijiaotou，lishiqingxing。
yanleyankoushui，tangfengzheicaixiangqilaijinzhang。
“zheigenvren...haomei...haoleng，zheijiushizhenzhengde‘bingshanmeiren’ma？”
“kanshenme？kuaiguolai。”
morudeshengyinxiangcongbingjiaolibianchuanchude，erqiewanwanquanquanshiyiguminglingdeyuqi。
zhizunzhiwei、burongzhiyi。
tangfengshanxiaozhezoudaozhuoqian，lehehedizhaohudao：“mo**ninhao，woshitangfeng，ershiqisui，dangguobing，xianzaizaisongjiangzhiyedaxuerenjiaotiyu。wo...”
“xingle，”morulenglengdaduantadao：“nideqingkuangwodouqingchu，wokendingshikaochaguonicaihuitongzhiniguolaixiangqin。
“suoyiqingnian**xia，woshuoniting，wowennidajiukeyile，undertand？”
tangfengdexiaorongjiangzailelianshang，xinshuozheinvrendaodishilaixiangqindehaishizhaowoguolaimianshide？
zheinashibingshanmeirena？mingmingshibingshuangnvwangjiamiejueshitaia！
laolaoshishizuoxia，tangfengyesuiyueranle。
fanzhengjintiandexiangqinkendinghuichui，suibianba。
buguogaishuobushuo，zheibingmeirensuiranyoulengyoukepa，shengyinqueshixiabuyanyu，shizaidongtingyueer。
冰再硬，也是水啊。
“tangfengxiansheng，wojiaomoru，ershisisui，hafogongshangguanlixueboshihezhexueboshi，xianrenmoxingtianxiajituannanhuayouxiangongsizongcai，ganxienijintianborongqianlaixiangqin。”
tangfengtingdeyilengyilengde，zheitemeshuohuayidianwendudoumeiyou，ganxieshiyuqimeiyoubianhua，wanquanyifugongshigongbandeyangzia。
“kekeke...”houbianyizhenqingcuidenvshenggankechuanlai，xianranshikeyiweizhi。
morumeimiaodexiumeiweicu，quemeiyouduoshuoshenme，chenlechenqisihushizaidiaojieziji。
“tangxiansheng，wozhiqiandouzaishangxue，houlaidouzaishixihegongzuo，suoyishuohuakenengbudadongting，nibuyaojieyi。”
moruziwenzijiyijingfeichang“wenhekeqin”le，danshizaitangfengkanlaizhenmeishenmequbie。
“hehe，meiguanxide，ninzheimechenggonghailaizhaowoxiangqin，shiwoderongxingcaishi。”
tangfengzuishangbushifengchengketao，xinlibianbujianyidianfengdu。
“apei！haibuyaojieyi，nimenyouqianrennaozidoubeiqiansaizhulema？”
“buxiangxiangqinjiubuyaolaima，gaodezijinanshouhaiyaoyangjibieren，doushitianxiabeicuihun，xiangjianhetaijia？”
“tangtangqianjinda**，buzhaogegaofushuaihaohaotanlianaijiehun，pianpianyaolaizhaowojiangweidaji、kuafuliaotian，henyouchengjiuganshima？”
morukanzhetangfengdexiaorong，zhijuegaosutazheinanrenxinlikendingmeihaohua。
buguotahaishinaizhexingzijixushuoxiaqule，buranwaigongbuhuishanbaganxiude。
“tangxiansheng，wodeyaoqiuhenjiandan，pinxingduanzheng，meiyoubuliangshihao，rongmaoshidang，yibiaozhengjie，yuanyixieyijiehunbingqieyongyouqiyuejingshen...wojiukeyimashanghenidengji。”
shuowan，morujiangbianshangfangzhedeyizhixieyituidaolezhuozizhongyang。
tangfengtounaofengbaoleyixia——xieyijiehunjiashanhun...ganjuezijizaikannaocanwangwenyiyang？
zijizheigaibuhuishibeipianleba？huibuhuishishenmexinxingxianrentiao？
“wozhidaoniyeshibeijialicuihunde，zhaodaonichunshuouran，buguoniqueshishizheiliangtianlaizuihaodeyeshiweiyiyigeguoguanderen，suoyiwojuedesuzhansujueduiwomenshuangfangdouhao。”
morudeyanshentoulai，tangfengganjuezijihaoxiangmeikanchuanlexinsiyiban，yixiazijingranzhenjinglexialai。
“neige...mozongcai，womaomeiwenyixia，ninzheiyangdetiaojian...zenmehaixuyaoxiangqinni？haonanrenbushiyouzhenitiaoma？”
moruhuranhenbunaifan，kanqilaihenbuyuanyihuidazheigewenti。
“nixuyaozhidaozheixiema？kanxieyiba。”
lenglengshuowan，morukanxiangbiechu。
tangfengyebuqiangqiu，naguolexieyi。
“diyitiao：shuangfangdengjijiehun。
diertiao：shuangfangtongjubuketongfang。
disantiao：shuangfangyouyiwuzaiduifangjiarenmianqianbiaoxianfuqihemu，jiaotiyanhu（zhu：youyunvfanggongzuofanmang，yinshidangqianjiu）。
disitiao：hunyinqijianbu**，buyunyuzinv，cixiangkeshiqingkuangyounvfanggenggai。
diwutiao：shuangfangjunyouyiwuduicixieyijinxingbaomi，yiquebaohezuoshunli。
diliutiao：hunneishuangfangcaichanbugongyou。
diqitiao：ruonvfangtichulihun，nvfanghuijiyunanfangyiqianwanyuanzuoweibuchang。”
“好，我答应你。”