yexuandehuashuowan，renqunzaidubaofahongrandecaoza，shenglangjiyuxianfanzhangkongguanding。
“wolekecao，zheirenshibushifengle？”
“guaishiniannianyou，jinniantebieduo，yifenqianqiujiyuanyejiusuanle，haixiangrangsijuexianshengqujitakanmen，bachengshishaohutule。”
“这人想什么呢？”
“naozihuaile，keyilijie。”
“zhuangfengmaisha，bukeliyu。”
zhongrendewaku、jifengsheng，yilanggaoguoyilang，rutongchaoshuibanyongxiangmenwai，tingdepangzifeilianfabai，shuangtuifaruan。
“ge，wodeqingeei，nindaodichangdenayichua？”
“dangranshiqiujiyuan。”yexuanhaobuzaiyizhongrendefanying。
“neinin，ninjiuchuyifenqian？”
pangzidechangzidoukuaihuiqingle，rendaomeileguoranshiheliangshuidousaiya。
gongsineimeduoren，tilaobanqiujiyuandekuchashipianpianluozailezijishenshang。
shangshanderenzheimeduo，pianpianzijizhuangshanglezuibuzhediaodeneige。
zheixiahaole，bujinjiyuanqiubulai，haidezuilesijuexiansheng，yihouguanmendoubiexiangjinle。
“zaiwoyanzhong，tasuobushidejiyuanzhendejiuzhiyifenqian。”yexuanshuodeyibenzhengjing。
“ge，woqiuqiuninle，jiusuanninxiangsi，yebielawodianbeia，zanbushuohualexingma？”pangzidoukuaikule。
“bushuohua，tazenmezhidaozilianshangxieshenme？”
“……”
pangzifangebaiyan，chadianeryunsiguoqu。
yexuanshierbujian，taishouchaomenneirengchuyiwu：“jiranshiyiqiandingjiyuan，ziranshixianfuqian。zheishiyifen，nishouhaole。”
啪……
sijuexianshengwenwenjiezhu，ranhoutankaishouzhangzixiguanqiao，mosuozheyingbishangshuxidewenlu，shentiweibukechadezhandouqilai。
“**，nimenkan，sijuexianshengshibushishengqile？”youyanjianderen，kanchuleduanni。
“hezhishishengqi，nimeikandaodouqidefazhanle？”
“de，womengujiyemeihaoguozichile。”
“made，neisunziyetaibushidongxile。”
“zaidengdeng，shaohouwomenyiqiganta**，quandangshiweisijuexianshengchuqile。”
zhongrenfenkainandang，kaishimoquancazhang，zhidengsijuexianshengyijuhua，bianchongshangqianquduolemenwaineigebuzhangyandedongxi。
raner，tamendoucuole，erqieshidacuotecuo。
jiuzaizhongrenyifentianyingzhiji，sijuexianshengquexiaoxinyiyidejiangyingbishouleqilai，jinxiaoshenweidedongzuozhongyinyoushenyi。
“qian，woshouxiale。lianfuzhishang，suotihezi？”
“shou，shoule，sijuexianshengshouqianle？”yourenjingdediaolexiaba。
“**，zhendeshoule。”haiyourenfangfojianlegui。
“gaorenjiushigaoren，xingshibuanchangli，dangzhenlingrenqinpei。”yeyourennaozihuofan，kaishipaiqilemapi。
“shia，shiqiancairufentu，shinaiwobeizhikaimo。”gengyouren，liandoubuyaodegongwei。
menwai，pangzihunshendefeiroudouzaidoudong，wangxiangyexuandemuguangzhongqingxufenza。
daodishixiamaozhuangshanglesihaozi，haishiyanqianzheirenyerusijuexianshengyiban，shiweishenzangbuludegaoren？
前者，一定是前者。
ruguobushi，neijiushihuanjue。
wushishencedengdegunyuandeyanjing，yexuanzhijieshuodao：“suozengzhirendegaowangzhong，suoyishangliandangxiexiaotizhongxinliyilian。”
“你觉得如何？”
“hao，feichanghao。”pangzihenhendiantou。
“下联呢？”
tingqilai，sijuexianshengyuqiruchang，danqizhongqueyinyinzangyoudaquzhiyi。
“wennini，xialianxieshenme？”yexuanzhuantou。
“wo，wobudonga……”
pangziyiliandemengtai，baicheqileshouzhitou。
“jiranshizilian，jiuyaojiangjiugongzheng，xiaotizhongxinliyilian，yiersansiwuliuqi……”
“xialianshi，yiersansiwuliuqi。”yexuanzhuangao。
“好。”
sijuexianshengdiantou，pomohuihao。
“ge，dengxia，nigangcaishuoxialianshisha？”pangzimengranhuishen。
“yiersansiwuliuqi，bushinishuodema？”
“我，我……”
pangziyukuwulei：“ge，wogangcaishishushanglianyoujigezi，ranhouzaisisuoduizhang，meishuobayiersansiwuliuqidangxialiana……”
“错了？”
“cuodafale，ningankuaigensijuexianshengshuoshuo，gaigai，gaigaia。”
“我觉得挺好。”
yexuanshiyibubizaihuan：“shanglianweirenzhiqide，xialianduiyingshuzi，ruciyilaigengjiatuchulezhurendedexingfuzhong。”
“真的？”
pangzizongjuedenalibudui，keyoushuobushanglai。
“zhende。”yexuanyansudiantou。
“neiwojiufangxinle。”paipaixiongfu，pangzizhangchukouqi。
“jinqunaba，ranhouzaodianerxiashan。”
“ei，xiexiege。”pangzixixiaoyankai。
“胖子。”
“zenmelege？”pangzitingzhujiaobu。
“ruguo，woshishuoruguonatiannibeicituile，keyilaizhaowo。”
wobushaboren，borenqueyinwoersi。
yexuanhenqingchuzheifuzilianzuizhongyanyichudejieguo，xinshengburen，shuochulemianguandedizhi。
“辞退？”
pangzilianmangbaishou：“ge，ninkezhenhuikaiwanxiao，jintianqiudaolesijuexianshengdemobao，wolaobankendingdegaoxinghuaile，shuobudinghuiqujiushengzhile。”
“但愿如此。”
“ge，daenbuyanxie，zheishiwodemingpian，youshierninzhaohuyishengjiucheng。”saijiyexuan，pangzijiaobuqingyingdezoulejinqu。
“真是个棒槌。”
yexuanxindizhangtan，buchuyiwai，jiayanguohoubieshuosaodichumen，qinzhangyuanshaletadexindouyou。
……
congpangzijinruguanmen，zaidaoquzouzilianxiashan，yuanluozhongderendoumeiyouzaifachurenheshengyin。
gangcaifashengdeyiqie，tamenhaimeiyouwanquanxiaohuadiao。
wulunshimenwaineirendeyanyu，haishisijuexianshengdefanying，doujidadeweibeiletamenderenzhi。
yexuanbingbumanyi，jiranshidalian，neijiudeyishengbiyishengxiang，yushiyoujialeyibahuo。
“zheizhangkongguan，nichaihaishibuchai？”
“拆。”
sijuexianshenghaobuyouyudehuida。
“……”
duanduanyigezi，zhongrendexintouyoushihenhenzhendong。
“nidequanbushenjia，fengshanghaishibufengshang？”
“双手奉上。”
“……”
yourenshoujingtaida，jiaoxiayigeliangqiang。
“kanmendechashi，nijiehaishibujie？”
“接，荣幸之至。”
噗……
yourenzaiyeyazhibuzhu，penchuleyikoulaoxue。
sijuexianshengbujinjielekanmendechashi，haishuorongxingzhizhi？
shenmeshihoukanmendouchengweiyizhongrongyaole？
疯了！
全他妈的疯了！
“jirannidayingle，neijiusuiwoxiashanba。”gurenyijingzhongfeng，gaidadelianyedawanle，yexuanbuxiangzaijixudouliu。
sijuexianshengdiantou，chexiamanzhangzheyanshenxing，chaozhemenwaizouqu：“congci，tianmenshanzaiwuzhangkongguan；longcheng，yezaiwusijuexiansheng。”
“xianshengqingliubu。”jiuzaizheishi，liguanfenggaoshengwanliu，“ganggangwoyizuigaojiaqiuciyifuzoujiaohualongtu，haiwangchengquan。”
“jishizoujiao，tanhehualong？”
sijuexianshengjiaobubuting，yanyulengmo。zaizhenlongmianqian，lijialianzoujiaodousuanbushang，chongqiliangshiyizhilingrenshengyandelouyi。
liguanfengtingchulehuazhongdefengci，qiangrenzheshuodao：“xiansheng，wozhiqiancengchengnuo，ruocijiyuan，yihoulijiabijiangfengninweishangbin。”
“zoujiaozhishangbin，youzenbizhenlongzhimentong？”
“xiansheng，jiyuanbuciyejiusuanle，hebichuyanwuru。”renyaolian、shuyaopi，dangzhezheimeduoren，liguanfengwufazairen。
“侮辱？”
sijuexianshengtingxiajiaobu，taishoujiangjuankezhangkongguansanzidepaibianzhailexialai，lingkongpaoqi，taijiaojiangqitidefensui。
“zhengzuolongcheng，haimeiyouzhidewoquwuruderen，baokuonilijia。yiqianmeiyou，yihougengbuhuiyou。”
“你……”
liguanfengqidemiansefabai，danyoujidanduifanggangcaineiyijiao，zhinengliaojuhenhua。
“xiansheng，buweiyou，bianshidi，ninkexianghaole。”
不为友，便是敌？
sijuexianshengshangweikaikou，yexuanyijinglenglenghuiying，shengyinsuiyefengpanxuanzaizhangkongguanding，tingderenshenhunjingju、danzhanxinjing。
“李家，还不配。”
“nimenjiwodengzhe。”liguanfengyaoyaqiechi。
liangrendeshenyingxiaoshizaiyuesezhong，yuanzidejiaoluoyourenfachutanxi：“congciyihou，longchengzaimeiyouzhangkongguandechuanshuo。”
“danshi，bujiujiuhuiyouxindechuanshuoweirenyangsong。”lingyirenmuguangyuantiao，zhuizhuzheyexuandebeiying，sizaicaiceshenfen。
“kexia，ganggangjulishenyuan，weinengkuiqingneirendezhenrong，danyuanbuhuichengweiyushengdeyihan……”
zhongrenwenyanfenfenmoran，huiyitianmanxintou。
weiyouliguanfeng，henyitaotian。