“wojiuleni，yihounijiushiwoderenle！”
xiyangxia，kaimanlehehuadechitangbian。
qingsezhinendeshaonvchakaishuangtui，jugaolinxiadeqizaishaonianshenshang，jinxianzhebahuyuzhangyang。
fenhongruqunshangzhanmanlefupingheshuicao，bengaijiganjingdesubaineiaoerguozheweilongdexiongkou，jingyingdeshuidibuduancongfajishangdiluo。
yinweilianshangzhanmanyunideyuangu，‘luoye’bingbunengkanqingshaonvdezhangxiang，zhinengkanchushaonvdenianlingbingbuda，dingduobajiusui。
……什么情况？
哪来的湿身萝莉？
haimeilaidejiliqingsilu，biantingdaoshaonvjixushuodao：“fangxin，zhiyaonigenzhewohun，zheitaihuajingneijiumeirenzaiganqifunile！”
“……”洛叶。
“mingriyizaowohuiquxunni，bangnibaojinrizhichou！”shaonvjiangshoushangdeyuniwangqunxiushangyimo：“bushuohuajiudangnidayingle，yaoshiganfanhui，heng，woraobuleni！”
shuowan，bianqueyuedezhanleqilai，youruyizhixiaoqingwa，yibengyitiaodexiangzheyuanchuzouqu。
luoyedaidaidekanzheshaonvliqudebeiying，yishijianyouxiebumingsuoyi，danhenkuaijiutingjianbuyuanchuchuanchujinghu。
“a，zheishizenmela？！kuailairenna，junzhudiaohetanglile！”
“haha，bushiwodiaohetangli，shiwozaihetanglijiuleluojiasilang。”shaonvhaowugujidexixiaozhe，yebuguanlianshangdeyunihuajinchunjiao。
“洛家四郎？”
“re，jiuzaitangbiantangzheni。”
“wodetian，kuailairenna，luojiasilangdiaohetanglile！”
“……”
……suoyi，tanglijiurenhezijidiaotangliyoushenmequbiema？
xinlitucaodetongshi，lianggujieranbutongdejiyituwudezainaohaizhongsuxing。
luoyeganjuenaodaifangfoyaozhalie，jiezhe，yanqianjiuheilexialai。
mimihuhuzhong，tatingdao‘luosilangbiesi’‘luosilangxingxing’dehuansheng，youjiazazhe‘kuaisongbojuefu’zhileidehuayu。
“……”
不知过了多久。
待到再次醒来。
luoyefajuezijiyijingtangzaileyizhangpuzheruxidechuangshang。
guxianggusedewofangzhuangxiudejishiyazhi，dishangpuzheyintan，shangzhiyifangbaxianzhuo，zhuoshangyoubaizheyizunchanchuyangshidetonglu，zhouweizeshigezhongjiaobuchumingmudeshehuazhuangdian。
zaichuangqianhaizuozheyigetitaienade**ren。
**renchuanzhezhangxiudebaiseruqun，xiangjianshangpizhebobodebaisha，toushangshuzhekongquekaipingji，jingzhidewuguanwenwanjingya，zhishi，shenqingjianyouxienanyandejiaolv。
“aniang。”luoyedekoulibuzijuedefachuhuhuan。
“silangxingle！taihaole，silangzhongyuxingle！”lanhuazhimengdejingxingguolai，fuxiashentiyongshouqingfuluoyedeetou：“silangmopa，youniangzaizheili，meirennengzaiqifuwoerle。”
“阿娘，我饿……”
“e？shile，silanghunmiyirile，dingshiehuaileba，lairena，kuaihuanyunnianglai！”lanhuazhilijichaowoshiwaihandao。
“是！”
buduoshi，youyouyigechuanzhesuqundenianqingfurenzoulejinlai。
zheinianqingfurensuimeiyoulanhuazhidemeimao，danxiangmaoyisuanshixiuli，zuizhuyaodeshixiongqianshuoguofengying，tunbugengshiyuanrunrutao。
luoyekanzhejinlaidenianqingfuren，xinlimomingdeyongqiyizhongkewang。
eryunniangzeshixinyoulingxidebuleguolai，kuaisudedaolechuangbian，fudishenti。
“？”
henxianran，zheishiyizhongleisishengtangshiqidequnzhuang。
等等！
weishenmewohuixiangdaoshengtang？
turanjian，lingyigejiyikaishizhanjusiwei。
luoyeyinyinjuedebutaiduijing。
keyunniangqueyijingyibajiangtaloujinlehuaili，koulihaitaonianzhe：“sishaoyegangxing，shenzidingshixudejin，yunniangshihousishaoyejinshi。”
“呜呜~”
……biezheiyang，wohaishigehaizi！bu……budui，woyichengnian，qinengzaishi……wu！？
洛叶羞得满脸通红。
liangzhongbutongdesiweizainaohaizhongdajia。
danbennengqueyourangtadakoudexishunqilai。
suizhezhenzhengantianyongrukouzhong，fuzhongjieyousuohuanjie，naozhongsiweiyezhujianbiandeqingxi，lianggubutongdejiyikaishironghe。
jianjiande，luoyemingbailexianzaidechujing。
buchuyiwai，tadadishichuanyuele！
rujindeshenfenshichangpingbojuefudedisizi。
changpingbojuefushidaishuxiang，tadefuqinluoqingheweirenzhengzhi，guanshengxianzhu，shuyushaoyoudeqingliu。
zhishidajingjianguoyiyousanbaiyunian，chaozhongzaojiufubaibukan，gezhongdangpaizhengquanduoli，zixuqingliudeluoqinghejiuyouxiegegeburule。
……dajiadoujiedangyingsi，piannijieshenzihao，wodengqinengyuniweiwu？
yushi，guanshengxianzhudeluoqinghe，jibianshiyouzhezubeidegongxunjiachi，zuizhongyezhipadaoleyigelibulangzhongdeweizhi。
erqie，haizaiwutianqian，beibaleguan！
luoyediaoruhetangdeyuanyou，yishiyoucierlai。
半月前。
luoqinghezaichaotangshangcanzouyouxiang‘lixuanfu’chashoulibu，shouhuimaiguan，dasirenyongfanjiang，rucizuowei，shinianneizhanluandingqi，dajingbiwang！
jieguolixuanfuhaimeikaikouhuiying，lianggelibushilangjiuzhanlechulai，shengchiluoqinghe‘zhenglingbuqing、lizhibuyan’。
liangfangzhenglun，bixiabianxialingchazheng。
jieguo，budaoshiri，duyuanjiudishangleluoqinghede‘shizheng’。
yushi，ganyuzhijiandeluoqinghejiubeibaleguan，lianzhezuihouyikuaicongsipindezhexiubudoubeichelexialai，zaiyizhongrendelengyanchaoxiaoxia，tuoleguanfu，xianzhizaijia。
两家撕破了脸。
erlangmenziranyeshi‘choushensihai’。
zuori，luoyechulexuetang，bianbeilijiashisanlangdaizheyibangquanguizididuzhu，zhengzhizhongbeigelaoliuchuaileyijiao，diejinlehetang。
yiganrendengjianchuanglehuo，hulalajiupaolegemeiying。
zhiyuxialuoyezaitangzhongzhengzha，yuexianyueshen。
anlishuo，luoyeshenbianshiyoujiadingshouhude，kebuzhiweihe，yuangaishouhudejiadingqueshibujian。
zhici，bianyouleshaonvyueruhetangxiangjiu，shishenxuanbuluoyeyihouguishuquandeyimu。
yixiangdaojiutadeshaonv……
luoyedexinlimengdeshengqiyizhongmomingdehuangluan。
“咳咳！”
“buhao，sishaoyeyunnaile……”
“快，快唤郎中！”
“……”
一番折腾。
naodaishangbeizhaleliugenyinzhen，luoyelaoshile。
yebuzhishizheiyinzhenzhenyoudinghunguishendeliaoxiaohaishiqitayuanyin，fanzhengrujinzhiyoubasuideluoye，xuanzeleguaiqiaohechenmo。
daidaolangzhongheyunniangliqu，menwaiyouchuanlaileyigenvziqifendemasheng。
“xiangfuqirentaishen，fenmingshilishisanlangdairenjiangsilangduzhu，haidesilangchadianmeilexingming，jieguoquetuishuochuairendebingfeilishisanlang。”
“wodaoxiangfuqu**，tamenjiuzhipailegejiadingchulai，liangeguanjiadoumeichumian，zuikeedeshineijiadinghaishuoshenmezheishixiaohaizijiandedanao，rangwomenchangpingbojuefubuyaozaiyi，ganqingdiaotanglidebushitamendeshisanlangni！”
“haiyouneigeawang，silangbeichuaixiahetangshi，taqiahaobuzai，rujinyoubujianlezongying，dingshibeishoumaile，zheishiyouyumoudeyaohaisisilanga！adie，dage，nimendaoshishuohua？！”
“……”
tingshengyinbianzhishierjieluonanzhu。
zheiweierjiechengjileluoqinghedezhengpai，yanliroubudeshazi，ganshuoganzuo……guannishenmeyouxianghaishipiaoqijiangjun，woshanglaijiuma，dabulejiubeibaguan！
suizheshengyinjianjin，wuzhongjinlailiangnanyinv。
juzhongdeshiyigechuanzheheiserupao，mianronggangyidezhongniannanzi。
zuoyouliangcezefenbieshiyigeershiduosuidejunlangqingnianheyigeshiwuliusuidedoukoushaonv。
lanhuazhilijiqishen，xiangzhezhongniannanzixingleyili，daoleyisheng“laoye”，qingnianheshaonvzexianglanhuazhixingli，tonghuan“aniang”。
bojuefunei，ziyouliyi，guijushenyan！
luoyezhidaozhongniannanzibianshitadefuqinluoqinghe，qingnianheshaonvjiushidageluodonglaiheerjieluonanzhule。
zaijiyizhong，luodonglaidexingziheluonanzhujieranbutong，chenwenneilian，bowenqiangji，caihuazhuoran，sannianqianjinshiyijiajidi，beishengshangqindianwei‘tanhualang’，youruhanlinyuanzhongrenzhibianxiu，shirulinzhongjiyoumingdecaizi。
jushuolianyinyuegongzhudoucengduitayousuoshuyi，yuyaozhaoweifuma。
naiheluodonglaixinyoubaofu，yindajingyougebuchengwendeguiding，fumadouweibukezhizhangshiquan，guerduiyinyuegongzhubulibucai，zheishibianbulelezhi。
至于官职？
hesannianqianyiyang，haishibianxiu！
稳健如老狗。
……
“嗯。”
luoqingheduiyulanhuazhidewenhouzhishiqingngleyisheng，bianbuzaishuohua。
luodonglaizhidaoadiedegexing，jiulvxianyidagedezitaiwendao：“sidi，kehaoxiele？”
“xiedageguanai，haoduole。”luoyediantouhuidao。
“sidifangxin，erjieyidingweinitaogeshuofa！”luonanzhuchaleyizui，niezhefenquan。
“多谢二姐。”
待到两人问候完毕。
luoqinghecaiduizhemenwaiyouhengleyisheng：“douxushile，neiniziweihehaimeihuilai？”
“adie，haierhuilaile！”
huayingangluo，menwaibianpaojinlaiyigeshaonian。
yishenzhaixiuqizhuang，xiangmaoshangchengjileluoqinghedegangyi，fangfangzhengzhengdeguozilian。
buguo，queshibiqinglianzhong，shenshangdeqizhuangyishibeisipolebushao，youzhanzhexienituhexueji。
zhengshishisansuideluojiasanlang，luoxiwang。
“niyougensheidajiale？！”luoqingheyikandaoluoxiwangdemoyang，liansejiuheilexialai。
“bushidajia，woshiqujisidibaochoude！”luoxiwanghuidongzhequantou。
“yi？niquzhaolishisanlangle？”erjieluonanzhuyanjingyiliang。
“zenmekeneng？”luoxiwangyilianbuxie：“lishisanlangcaiduodayidian？woqihuiquzhaota！woshiquzhaolijiulangle，zheicaishishiliduideng。”
“shiliduideng？”luonanzhupielepiezui：“neilijiulangziyouxiwu，shisuishijiukaile【minggong】，ninengdadeguota？”
“he，tahaiganshawobucheng？”luoxiwangliezhezuibaxiaolexiao。
tademudeshi‘baochou’，dabudadeguo，nandaobushixianeryijiandeshierma？
何须来问？
luoqingheyiting，liansejiugengheile，xianranyouxieyabuzhuhuo：“gun，diurenxianyandewanyier，chuquzilingjiafa！”
“大哥救我。”
luoxiwangpingrilizuoebushao，ziranshidongqiujiude。
zaizheigebojuefuli，nengrangluoqinghexiexiahuoqideshoushulanhuazhi。
dannengquandongluoqinghede，queweiyouluodonglai。
suoyi，luoxiwanglijijiuzhuazheluodonglaihandao：“wozheikeshiweisidibaochou，adiebuyeshichangjiaodaowomenyaobuweiqiangquan，xiongdiqixinma？wozheidoushizunlefuqindejiaohui，nanerdangrushi！”
luodonglaiyouxiewunai，kehaishikaikoudao：“adie，sidigangxing，haishimozaicizhengchaoweihao，zaishuosandiquxunneilijiulangyishiweilesidi，ruozhenyincishichuzhiqueshiyouxiebutuo，burufatabimensanri，zaijiawenshusuanle。”
“niziketingqingle？ruofeinidageqiuqing，wofeidacannibuke。”luoqinghetanchuyikouqi：“sanribudechumen，haibugunchuqu？”
“heng，gunjiugun。”luoxiwangsizhubupakaishuitang，chumenqianhaibuwangchaoluoyehanleyiju：“sidi，dengnihaoxiele，sangejiaoniyouyong，yihouzaibeitixiahetangyekezijiule。”
“……”洛叶。
再被踢下荷塘？
sangenirenhaiguaihaodelie！
……
yifanzhengchaoguohou，wofangzhongzhongyuzhongguipingjing。
luoxiwangxuanzeliuzhidaji。
luoqinghexinlizhidaocishiqiyinzaita，fanmenzhiyuyemeiyouzaidaixiaqudeyisi，zhishuoleyiju“douzaoxiexiele”jiuchulemen。
dageluodonglaimingrihaiyaoquhanlinyuan，jixutafengyuwuzudeqinmian，yemeiyoujiudai。
erjieluonanzhudaoshiqingxiande，shiwusuidetashangweichuge，yushi，bianzhudongdao：“aniang，wumeimeineibianhaiyaoninquzhaokanzhe，sidibianjiaoyouwoba。”
“taganggangyunlenai，nikemoyaorangtazaizheleliang。”lanhuazhiyijiuyouxiefangxinbuxia。
“aniangkuanxin，woyusiditongshui，dingshinengzhaoguhaode。”
“ng，niyebuyaotaiguocaolaole，silangfangzhongziyouyingchunhechuxialianggeyatoushihou，yingchungangqulechufang，daihuizairangchuxiaguolai……”
“buyongle，jiuliuyingchunyigeba。”luonanzhushuowan，youbuleyiju：“worangwofanglideshuixianguolai，zhenghaodaixiexishude。”
“如此也好。”
lanhuazhiyouxiebushedechulemen。
luonanzhuzhuangqiangzuoshidesonglelanhuazhichuqu。
dengdaolanhuazhizouyuanle，jiulijiyi**zuodaolechuangshang，luchulezhenmianmu：“sidilaoshijiaodai，nigenneiwuwangfudexiaojunzhufazhandaoshenmedibule？”
“？？？”洛叶。
“nihunmiyiri，neixiaojunzhujinriyizaobianlaixunni，shuoshiyuniyuehaode，wujianyoulaixunleyihui，haishuo‘nishitaderen’，‘tamingmingzhenxindaini，niqueqipianleta’zhileidehua，hei，nibushuowokeyaonaoniyangyangle！”
“……”