第4章 舍得我回去跟她洞房?

shenshuraoweicetou,sihuzairenzhensisuotadexinhunzhangfu,manmandefuzhewumingzhishangdezuanjie。taqingtanlesheng:“zhidaoa。”

beichengyoumingdewankuzidi,chengtianchihewanle,dajiashengshi,shibushidebaochugenwanghongnvxingdefeiwen,gengyouhongyanhuisuodezhenhongyanxiangban。yaobushitoutaijishuhao,zaojiubeirendasizaijietou。

nianguantingdeshixianluozaineimeishanshuozheguangmangdejiezhishang,xiangshicitongletadeyan,tamouzhongluchutongse:“jishizhidao,tabuhuiduinihao,nihaijiajita,nishifenglema?”

shenshuraoxiaoleqilai,meiyanzhongyiranzhijianlianyanboguang。tadao:“nianguanting,bunengyinweinibunengquwo,jiurangwoyibeizidoubujiarenba?”

“zaishuole,nianjialaitiqindeshihou,niyemeizuzhia?”

wangzheneizhangdanxiaodeliankong,nianguantingdexiahanshoujinle,wukebianbo。

hunshishiluoxinyundingxiade。tashizhangfangdataitai,shinianguanyundemuqin,yeshitadezhangbei,jibiantashi“guan”zibeidezhangzi,yemeilichangzulan。

nianguantingshenxilekouqi,wangqianzoulejibu。

genshenshuraoxianglianwunian,yinweizaodaojialifanduierfenshou,tameiyoujianshouliangrendeganqing,zheishitayongyuanqianletade。

“shurao……”yishenghuan,nianguantingdichendesangyinzhongzangzhetongkuyuyihan,kuijiu。taxianghaohaomibude,kemeixiangdao,tayizhuanyanjiugennianguanyunjielehun。

shenshuraowangzhenanren,yaoshuoxinlimeiyouyidianbodongshibukenengde。

wuniandeganqing,zenmenengbutongde。

taqueguaqilexiao,shuodao:“jiajisheibushijia,genghekuang,tashinianjiadesanshao,haishishuo,yinweitashinidetangdi,nijiujuedewobukeyi?”

“shurao,woxiwangnishixingfude。”nianguantingdaduanleta,zheicaishiguanjiande。

nianguanyunshigelangdangzi,gentashilianggeshijiederen。xinhundiyitian,tabianchulaigenbiedenvrenlouloubaobao,tadexingfuzainaer?

shenshuraodexiaoningjiezailianshang,guolejimiao,tahuanhuankaikoudao:“woyecengyiwei,nihuijiwoxingfu。shishizhengming,wuniandeganqing,yigefenglangjiudameile。”

tadehuapingjing,tingbuchuzhikonghuozhefengci,zhishipingjingdeshuoleyigeshishi。

haishishanmengyukongkouwuping。

qima,nianguanyunwanchengleneichanghunli。

……

yixiaxiang,paijuhaizaijixu,zhongrendexingzhiqueyuelaiyuedi,neixiehupenggouyoumenbushidekanxiangnianguanyun。

jiyangmozhezuoerdeheiseerding,lanyangyangdeshuaichuyibaduizi,saoleyanduimiandenianguanyun,youyoudao:“sanshao,kuaishierdianle,zhenbuhuiqu?”

nianguanyunchouleyiduikyazaitadepaishang,lenghengleyishengdao:“zenme,nixuelaonianrenyangsheng?”

jiyangshenxiaolesheng:“sanshaoyaowan,wokendingfengpeidaodi。zhishi,kannishude**jiuyaotuole,woweihongqidanxina。”

大家笑了起来。

lianghongqipazainianguanyundejianbangshang,kanlekanzhuomianshangdechouma,zainianguanyunerbianroushengquandao:“guanyun,tazaineibianyizhidengzhe。yaobujiuxianhuiquba,burannimuqinyouyaomani。”

nianguanyundeshoudunledun,yazhedepiqicishiyehaoxiangdaolejidian。tayibarenglepai:“buwanle。”

zuozaitazuoxiafangdeyezhengrongxiaoleqilai:“gangcaibuhaishuowantongxiaode,zenme,shubuqia?”

nianguanyunzhuaqifangzaizhuojiaodeshoujizhanleqilai,yangshouzhizhewaimiandefangxiangfenrandao:“neinvrenzai,laozixinqingnenghaoma?nimenzheiqunwangbadan,jiudengzhelaozijinimenfupinni?”

“de,sanshaoshengqile。”jiyangzuilidiaozheyan,shuangshouzhenglipaimian,“womenjigejixu?”

lianghongqijiangnianguanyunsongchubaoxiangmenkou,shuangshouzhenglitadeyiling,wenshundemoyangrerenailian。

nianguanyunmolemotabinjiaodetoufa,shuangbeiyizhanglouzheta:“shedewohuiqugentadongfang?”

lianghongqizaitahuailiyouyuandetanlekouqi:“nimenhundoujiele,wohainengzenmeban?guanyun,wobiedebuqiu,zhiqiunixinlihaiyouwo。”

shuozhe,tananshoudeluoxialeilai。

nianguanyunganjuedaoxiongkoudeshiru,wozhetashuangbeijiangtaqingqingtuikai,ditoukantadeleiyan,xintengdewenquleishui。

“tashiwomayaodeerxifu,nishiwoyaodenvren。”

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mianduizhenianguanting,shenshuraoyijingmeiyouledangchudenongliezhiai,tadeyiju“duibuqi,wobunengquni”,xiangshiyipenbingshuichedidejiangtadeganqingpumie。

suoyi,congjinwanghou,tajiuzhishitadedaboge。

takeqidejiangnianguantingsongchubaoxiang。

yizhezoulangshangdehunanguangxian,yenengkandaoshijimiyuandedifang,yiduilianrenzhengzaininongwonong。

qiaozheneitiaoxizhuangku,neishuangzongsedepixie,haiyouneibeiying,keyibianrenchulai,neishitadexinhunzhangfu,nianguanyun。

shenshuraoweiweiyileng,kuxiaolexia。

zhenshidaliana,taqianyimiaohaizaiduinianguantingshuo,ganqingshikeyipeiyangde。

xiangyongqinwendeliangrenchajuedaomuguang,fenkai,zhuantoukanleguolai。nianguanyungezheshijimidejuli,kanqingchuqianmianderen,chunjiaogouqixiesidexiaoyi。

taduobuzouleguoqu:“dage,nizenmecongwoxifubaoxiangchulaile,nimen,ganshenmeni?”

taxieningdeshixianzailiangrenmianqianzhuanleyiquan,zuihouluodaoshenshuraodelianshang。taweidishenzi,coujinleshenshurao,zhizhidedingzhetadeyan:“laopo,nidaodishilaizhuawode,haishilaitouqingde?”

nianguantinggenshenshuraoxianglian,zainianjiabushishenmemimi。zhishao,zaishenjiapoluozhiqian,nianjiahaishihenkanhaoshenshuraode。

shishiwuchang,yichangzaihuo,shenjiadaole,shenshuraodeshouzhibeiduole,nianjiaerfangyijiaziyijinianlaoyezidoujilifanduiletamendelianqing,bijing,nianguantingshibeijiyuhouwangdejichengren,bunengyouzheiyangdeqizi。

shenshuraodelianshangmeiyoushenmebianhua,tadandanxiaoshuodao:“dangranshilaizhaonide。dagezhishilaizhuwomenxinhunyukuai。”

nianguanyunjifengdexiaolexia:“jiranshizhufuwomen,zenmejiudanduzhaoleni?”

shenshuraokanlekantashenhoudelianghongqi,xiangshiduizhewuliqunaodehaizi,liangshouyitandao:“yinweibufangbianya。”

“ni——”nianguanyunqideyaoya。

shenshuraoxiaoleqilai,taqingqingrouroudewozhulenianguanyundeshou:“laogong,niyaohuijialema?”

nianguanyunzhijuezijidezuoshoubeiqingruanwennuandeshouzhangbaoguozhe,yuneiyishengrouroudelaogongyiqihuazuolecichangdianliusidezaishentilicuanguo,lingtadangchanghunshenjiangying,yanjingshudizhengdale,tadingzheshenshuraodelian,jingranguishishenchadedianlexiatou。

shenshuraoyouyixiao,dao:“neinidengwoyixia,woqunayixiabao。”

neiqingqingdeyijuhuahou,tabiansongleshou,yigezhuanshenbianwangbaoxianglijinqule。

nianguanyunjixudailengzhe,shouxinshoubeihaiyuliuzhetarouhedechugangenwendu。