第5章 别叫我老公,你恶不恶心

shenshuraonaleshafashangdebao,henkuaibianchulaile。nianguanyundengzaimenkou,tadao:“zoule,huiquba。”

shuozhe,bianwangqianzouqu。zheiyihui,tameizaiqianzhenianguanyundeshou,yemeigouzhetadebeiwanguzuoenai,zhishiyutajianbingjianzhezoulu,jingguolianghongqideshihou,taduizhetadianlexiatousuanzuogaobie。

lianghongqilenglengde,meizuorenhefanying。

tazenmedoumeixiangdao,shenshuraoqinyanmudutagennianguanyundeqinwen,huiyidianfanyingdoumeiyou。

yaozhidao,tashijintiandexinniang,gengshiyihougongrendesanshaonainai。tayouzigedata,mata,yutazhengfengchicu,ketashenmedoumeizuo。

takansibuzhengbuqiang,queqingyibanianguanyundaizou。

takansishoujinquru,queyongyigexiaorong,qingpiaopiaodejijuhua,qingyihuajienankan,zheiyangderen,kanqilaidaoqiangburua……

lianghongqizhuanshen,wangzheshenshuraodebeiying,diyiciganjuedaozheigenvrenduitadeweixie。

cheziyoubochexiaodikaileguolai,shenshuraodechezaiqian,nianguanyundechezaihou。

shenshuraodakaichemendeshihou,nianguanyunkandaoletadezuoshou。

neizhizuoshoudaishangleyizhibaiseleisishoutao,xianranshiweilezheyantadequeshi。

nianguanyunchunjiaoeliedegouqi,jiangcheyaochidiujiyipangdefuwuyuan,dao:“cheziliuzaizheili。”ranhou,tazouxiangleshenshurao。

shenshuraoshangleche,zaixianquandaideshi,chemenzhouranbeidakai,tayihuodetaitoukanguoqu。jiujiannianguanyunfuzaichemenshang,yilianhuaixiao。takanleyanfangxiangpan,dao:“nizheiyangde,kaichebufangbianba?”

shenshuraodeshouhaiwozheanquandai,chuimoukanleyanzijidezuoshou,wumingzhizhigenweidonglexia。taxiangshuodeshi,shouzhiyonglibujunba?

shaoleneigenshouzhitouyihou,tahaizhenbuxiguankaiche,yinggaishuo,zuohenduoshidoubuxiguanle。zheisangeyueyilai,tadouzaishiyingzhong。

mingzhitazaichaofengta,shenshuraoyiranxiaodewenhe,dao:“meishi,guolaideshihouyemeichuchehuobushi?”

nianguanyunyiweihuikandaotananguodelian,quezhikandaotadexiao,dunshiyouzhongyiquandazailemianhuashangdeganjue。

talenglengdao:“xialai。”

buzhidaotaxiangzuoshenme,shenshuraohaishihenjimianzidexialaile。nianguanyunzuozailejiashizuoshang,shuliandekoushanganquandai,kandaoshenshuraohaichuzaiyipang,tameimaoweizhou:“hailengzhezuoshenme,shangchea。”

shenshuraoqianqiandexiaolexia,xinzhongweisonglekouqi。rujintayiwusuoyou,zheiliangcheshiluoxinyunjitadepinlizhiyi,jushuoshinianguanyundeshouzang,jiranshitajide,tajiuyoushouhuiqudequanli。gangcai,tahaiyiweinianguanyunshiyaoshouhuizheiliangche,neimejiudengyushibaofuta,jitaxiamaweile。

shenshuraoraoguochetouzuozaifuzuojiashang,zhongxinxishanganquandai,nianguanyunkanletayiyan,henghengleshengdao:“bieyiweiwoshijinimianzi,huoshichongnishenmede,wozhishibuxiangkandaolingchenxinwen,niansanshaoxinhunjiusilaopo,chuanchukeqidemingshengjiubuhaole。”

zhidaotaduizheiduanhunyinbuman,keshuozheimenantingdehua,zhenjiaorenshengqia。

shenshuraominleminzuichun,zijibatadezuzhouxiaohuale,xiaodao:“wobuhuizheimexiangde,buguolaogongnizhenshibaiwujinji。”

nianguanyunyitingtaruanruandejiangnanqiangdiao,chenghuta“laogong”shenshangjiubuduijing,tademeimaozhouchengleyigegeda,ehenhendedao:“biejiaowolaogong,niebuexin。”

meiganqingjiudayingjiehun,tayebushishenmeqingniancaijun,gennianguantinggengshimeidebi,tajiadeyiwufangu,tudehaibushinianjia?

nianguanyunkanbuqizheizhongnvren,yebuzhidaoluonvshishizenmexiangde,shijieshangnvrenneimeduo,jingranbanianguantingbuyaodeyingsaijileta。shirangtameilianchumendeyisima?

tasaoleyiyanshenshuraodeshouzhi,meimaocuqi,manlianbuyue。

shenshuraomeizhiwangtajihaolianse,xiaolexiaodao:“womengangjiehun,wobuhuitilihun,meiyounimuqindetongyi,niyebunenggenwolihun。zhaozhezheiyangkan,womenyihouderizihaizhangzheni。wobujiaonilaogong,neinijiwoyigejiaofa?”

buguanzenmejitalianse,tadounengpinghedejiezhu,yebushengqi,nianguanyunzijidaoshixianqizhele。

“suibian。”nianguanyunmeihaoqidedizhoulesheng,caileyoumenbianzou。

datingli,lianghongqihuanhuandezoulechulai,kanleyanqichexiaoshidefangxiang,zaikanzheqianmianshengxiadeneiliangbaoshijiezhengzhengdechushen。

fuwuyuanshuangshoupengshangcheyaochi,shuodao:“hongjie,sanshaodeyaochi。”

lianghongqikanleyiyanneianjingtangzaibaishoutaozhongdeyaochi,weitanlekouqi,dao:“kaihuichekuquba,sanshaohuilaikaizoude。”

chezijinrunianjia,yizhikaidaohouyuanxiaolou。

cishi,binkezaoyisanqu,meiyouleqianyuanchuanlaidexiaosheng,sizhouzhiyouchunchongdediming。

yuanzilidedenghailiangzhe,hongsededenglongzaifengzhongqinghuang,kanbudaoxiqi,faneryouzhongguiyishenrendeqifen。

nianguanyunxianxialeche,beizheshouzhanzaitaijiexia,yangtouqiaozheshangfangdedenglong,sihuzaiyanjiushenme。

shenshuraoshunzhetadeshixiankanlekan,pangbiandenanrenchushengdao:“kanzheguaiherende。”

shenshuraominchunxiaolexiao,meiyouhuiying,taijiaowangtaijieshangzouqu。

tazhidao,herendebushidenglong,ershizheiduanhunyin,shitazheigeren。zhidaoxianzai,tahaishiwufajieshou,tamenjiehunledeshishi。

jiuzaitadejiaojiuyaotarumenjianzhishi,shenhounanrendeshengyinmanyouyoudechuanguolai。“woquannizaijinmenzhiqian,zaikaolvqingchu。”

tadetuizhang,jibujiuzoudaoleshenshuraoshence,piantoukanletayiyan,yishengqingxiao,maibujinqule。

qizhangshenziyiyaoyihuang,pixiecaichudadadejiaobusheng,zhangyangzhetadezhangkuangsiyi。

shenshuraokanzhetadebeiying,zhenglengfaleng。

zheigenanren,yihoujiushitadezhangfule……

dengguangjiangshuzhitouyingzaidishang,yaoyaohuanghuang,yingyingchuochuo,tazhuantou,kanxianglebankongdeyueliang,ranhoushouhuijiaobu,zouhuileyuanzili。

yuanzhongyoujiaqiuqian,henchenjiule,dayueshinianguanyunxiaoshihouwande。tazuoshangqu,jiaodizhedimianqianhoumanmandehuang。

baitiandehunli,wanshangdedongfang,liangrentangzaiyizhangchuang,gaiyichuangbeizi,youlefuqizhishicaijiaozhenfuqi。

zheishitazuihoukeyikaolvdeshijianle。

zheibujinrangtaxiangqilesangeyueqian,tayuluoxinyunzaichaguandemitan。

“dafuren,shenjiashishenmeqingkuangninhenqingchu,ninyezhidao,wogennianguantingtanguolianai,yezhidao,wobeipaoqile。weishenmehailaizhaowo,chengweinindeerxifu?”