第五章 真是来吃饭的

qifendunshixianrugangadejumian。

zhitinghanyingshengyinjianruidao:“nibushiheqingyinshuolebulaidema?zenmeyousipilailiandigenguolai?”

“womenkemeizhunbeinideweizi,denghuiwodetongxuejiulaile,nizaizheilishixiangguyirangwonankanshibushi?!”chuzitanzhizheqinli,youdao:

“kuaigun!”

qinlikanzheqingxujidongdechuzitan,yuqipingjingdao:“nimenwuhuile,wobuzhidaojintianzitandeshengrihuiyezaizheiliban,wozhishicouqiaozaizheiliyougefanju。”

“fanju?”chuzitanlengxiaoyisheng。“nijiusuanshizhaojiekouyebiezhaozheimelande,nidangzheilishijiebiandedapaidangme?hailaichifan,zhenshixiaosirenle!”

“goule!”

chuqingyinzoushangqianlai,“qinlinizheiyangzuoyouyisima?hewoshuobulaideshini,genzaiwomenhoumianlaideyoushini,jiusuannishizaixianglai,yebubichezheiyangdehuang。”

chuqingyinxinzhongyoushiyizhenshiwang,qinlidangshishuohaobulai,xianzaiqueyouzijiqiaoqiaogenguolai,zuoweiyigenanren,zheishizaishitaibuguangmingleiluole。

kandaochuqingyinbinglengdeyanshen,qinlijuedetayouwuhuilezijishenme,zhengxiangshuohua,hanyingbuxiedeshengyinyouchuanlai:“nizheigefeiwu,haibukuaigunhuiqukanjia!”

“xingle,ma,nibuyaozaishuole,wohezitanwomenxianjinquba。”

chuqingyinkanzheqinliyiyanbufadeyangzi,kanlaitayijingmeishenmeyaojieshidele,zhinengtanlekouqi,youduiqinlishuodao:“nikuaihuiquba,biezairemashengqile。”

hanyingchazheyao,youzhizheqinli,shuodao:“tingdaomeiyou?zitandeshengrihuibuhuanyingni,jintiannibuzou,yihoubiexianghuijiale!”

ranhou,tayouzhilezhineixiebaoan,“nimenkedehaohaokanzhe,bierangtajinlai,zhijieganchuqu,huailewochujiadeju,wotoususinimen!”

shuowan,youjiqinliyigelengbingbingdeyanshen,zhijiezoujinqule。

baoanzheixiachedirenqingleqinlideshenfen,yebuxuyaogentazaikeqi,yushixiaozhangdishuodao:“tingdaomeiyou?zheizhongdifang,bushinikeyijinlaide,kuaizouba!”

qinlishuangyanyimi,lenglengdao:“ruguowofeiyaojinquni?”

baoanlengxiaoyisheng,youdao:“neijiuyaokanniyoumeiyouzheigebenshi。”

tingtashuowan,qinlilenghengyisheng,taiqijiaojiuwanglimianzou,neijigebaoanshunjianweileshangqu,zhunbeishoushiqinli,batadiuchuqu。

“zhushou!”

jiuzaizheishihou,yigenanrenconghaocheshangzouxialai,dashenghezhulebaoan。

“dong……dongshizhang?”baoanshayanle,lairenzhengshidinghuajituandedongshizhangxuxuewen!

xuxuewencaigangdao,jiukanjianqinlibeibaoanweinan,tajimangzoushangqu,nudao:“nisuanshenmedongxi?ganduiqinxianshengwuli!”

gangcaineigebaoanyoudao,“dongshizhangshizheiyangde,zheigeqiongxiaoziyao……”

“fangsi!”

xuxuewenzhijiedaduanle,“qinxianshengshiwoyaoqingdeguike,nimenyeganlan!”

啊!

neibaoanrendoushale,tazuomengyexiangbudao,zheigechuanzheposudexiaozi,jingshitamendongshizhangdeguike!

taxianzaidezuilezheiweiguike,jiudengyudezuiledongshizhang!

baoanmashangputongyishengguixialai,duiqinlidao:“qinxiansheng,shiwoyouyanwuzhu,kancuoleren,ninkedarenbujixiaorenguo……”

xuxuewennalihaihuijitaqiuraodejihui,nudao:“niqulingwanzheigeyuegongzi,zijishoushishoushigundan!”

suihoutaduiqinlixiaolexiao:“qinxianshengzhenduibuqi,shiwoyuxiawufang,rangnishoujing,qingwanglimianqing。”

qinlidiantou,maibujinqu。

……

yucitongshi,chuzitanyaoqingdetongxue,yeyijingluluxuxudaolejiudian。

chuzitanzhanzaitamenyudingdebaoxiangwaimian,jiedaitadetongxue。

jigehuazhenongzhuangdenvtongxue,xianqidikanlebaoxiangyiyan,wuzhebizidao:“bushibachuzitan,doulaidihaojiudianle,zenmejiuzulegezheimehansuandebaoxiang?”

“tingshuotajiejiejialegeyabajiefu,buzhidaozheicihuibuhuilaini?”

jigenvshengqiexiaozhe,kanxiangchuzitandeyanshenshifenbuxie。

chuzitantingdaoneijigenvshengdechaoxiao,xianxianyushouwochengquantou,tingzheijigetongxuedeyuqi,qinliyinggaishiyijingbeibaoandiuchuqule,haihaomeibeitamenyushang。

yipangdechuqingyintingdaoneijigenvshengdeduihua,yezhoulezhoumei,bushihengaoxing。

jiuzaizheishi,yigeshenzheangguixizhuangdenanzi,beirencuyongzhejinlebaoxiang。tagaoaodisaoshileyiquan,yanshenluodaolechuzitanshenshang,limamanlianxiaorongdizouguoqu,“zitan,shengrikuaile。”

shuozhe,shoulihaidishangyigelihe。

“shiyaoge!”

“tingshuotagenchuzitanshiyidui,yuanlaishizhende!”

“guoranshijintongyunv,liangrenzhanzaiyiqihaopei。”

yaogeshixuexiaoyoumingdefuerdai,zhuiqiuchuzitanhenjiule。yipangdenvtongxuekandaoyaogeyelaiweichuzitanqingzhushengri,xianmuyoujidudikanletamenyiyan,jimeinongyandao:“zitan,kuaikankanyaogeweinizhunbeileshenmeliwu?”

chuzitanyingzhezhongrenqidaideyanshen,chaikailelihe。

jingranshiyichuanzuanshixianglian!

zuanshideguangmangzhaolianglehunandebaoxiang,yerangsuoyourenyuefadijiduchuzitanle!

“yaoge,rangnipofeile。danshiwobuneng……”chuzitanjuedezijibunengjieshouzheimeangguideliwu。

yaogequedaduantadehua,guyifangdashengyindao:“zitan,wohaitediweinibaoxialediziyihaofang,womenyiqiguoquba。”

“diziyihaofang?!”

“neikeshidihaojiudianzuihaohuadebaoxiangzhiyia!zuidixiaofeiwushiwan,haizhiyouzaidihaojiudianleijixiaofeidadaobaiwanjibieyishangdefuhaocaiyouzigeyuding!”

si——

众人倒吸一口凉气。

“wotingshuozaidihaojiudian,haiyouyijianzuidixiaofeiwubaiwanqidetianziyihaofang,shibushizhende?”

“shia,wogujia,zaiyangcheng,tianziyihaojibenshangyezhiyoudinghuadongshixuxuewengouzigejinqu,zheidiziyihaokeshijinciyutianziyihaode,womenyaogehaishiniua……”

“chuzitannengdashangyaoge,zhenshizoudayunle。”

众人艳羡极了。

“dajiayiqiqu,jinwanwoqingke!”yaogeyihuishou,suoyourendoujidongdigenleshangqu。

tamenzouchuputongbaoxiang,zaifuwuyuandedailingxia,chaozhediziyihaofangzouqu。

laidaodiziyihaofangmenkoushi,buzhidaoshisheihanleyiju:“nimenkuaikan,tianziyihaodefangmendakaile!”

zhongrenwensheng,doubuyueertongdichaozhetianziyihaofangdefangxiangkanguoqu。

guoran,zoulangjintouneipingshimeishicongbukaimenjiedaidetianziyihaofang,xianzaifangmenqueshikaizhede,fuwushengheshenchuanxizhuangdejiudianjingliyijingduanzhengzhanzaimenkou,zhunbeiyingjiekeren。

jinwanjiujingshinaweifuhao,jurannengjinruzunguidetianziyihaofang!

“qingyin,nizixikankanshinaweihaoshen,gaobuhaohainengguoqujingyibeijiu,panpanguanxi。”hanyingyitingzheitianziyihaofangdelaili,lijiliangyanfangguang。

“ma,woyijingjiehunle。”chuqingyinzhouqixiumei,kanlehanyingyiyan,danxinzhongyebujinduizheitianziyihaodeguikehaoqibuyi。

“nihaihaoyisiti?”hanyingbumandao。“jiuqinlineigefeiwuyangzi?taliandihaojiudiandemendoujinbule,zenmenenggentianziyihaodekerenbi?”

chuqingyinxiangdaoqinlineiwonangdeyangzi,xinliyebushufu。

“ding——”

zheishi,kaojintianziyihaofangdediantimenkaile。

yigexizhuangbitingdezhongniannanrencongdiantilizouchulai,neixieshouzaimenkoudefuwuyuanlianmangyingjieshangqu,taidushifengongjing。

yikantajiushijintiantianziyihaofangdeguike!

“zheijiushinengjinrutianzifangdekerena,yikanjiuhunshenshangxiatouluzhezungui。”

“dengdeng,wozaibaozhishangkanguota!tahaoxiangjiushixuxuewen!”

“xuxuewen?yangchengshoufuxuxuewenma!”

zhongrenbujindaoxiyikoulengqi,meixiangdaonengzaiyoushengzhiniankandaoxuxuewenbenzun。

hanyingyanzhongtanlandeguangmanggengjiawangsheng,tashenshoutuilebachuqingyin,“haibukuaiqu!”

chuqingyinyigeliangqiang,tahuanhuantaitou,queturankanjianyuanchudediantiliyouzouchuyigenanren,tagenzaixuxuewenshenhou,yishenxidefajiudechenshanheniuziku,chuanzhedabanjiqiputong。

chuqingyintongkongmengdiyisuo,zheibushi……

“qinli?!”