第4章 心肝宝贝就是个戏精

zheishiyichangshenmexi?yuxiaonankanxiangmenkou,zheigeliuyuluhaizhenshededuizijixiashou。

meijifenzhong,zuoxiaofengjiuqijibaihuaidiguolaile,yibajiangyuxiaonancongbingchuangshanglinleqilai,padeyibazhang,dadetaqihunbasu。

yuxiaonanbenlaijiuyuanqidashang,beitazheimeyizheteng,hunshenshangxiananadouteng,tadaoxiyikouliangqi,cengjingruanruowunengdexinlidoubeiyuanduitunmei,tabuganshiruodidengzhezuoxiaofeng:“womeiyoupengta。”

“yuxiaonan,ninengbunengbiezhengyanshuoxiahua,yaobushinidaleta,talianshangzenmehuiyouhongzhong。”zuoxiaofengwuyijianjiandaotafubudeshangkoukaishijinxue,youjiangtarenghuilebingchuangshang,numuxiangshi。

“shitazijidade,nineigexinganbaobeijiushigexijing。liangnianqianzidaoziyanyichangtaohundexima,shiyinweinimajiletasanqianwan,zheicitazidaziyan,hechangyoubushiyichanglingrenpaishoujiaojuedehaoxima。”yuxiaonanwuzhutengtongdefubu,shuohuadeshengyinyuelaiyueweiruo。

danzheiyiqiezaizuoxiaofengyanliquedoushizhuangkeliandezuotai,tadanshouchengzaichuangshang,fushizhebingchuangshangyanyanyixideyuxiaonan,liansejiqinankan:“beirenzhualexianchang,rujinyoulaierenxiangaozhuangma?yuxiaonan,nidalexiaolu,danshixiaolumeiyoushuonibandianbushi,nidaohao,manzuidehushuobadao。”

“he,zainiyanliwojiuzheimebukanma?conglaidoushihuanghualianpian,erliuyulujiushijinkouyuyan。”

lunxinjitazenmewandeguoliuyulu,lunzaizuoxiaofengxinzhongdediwei,tagengyuliuyulumeidebi。zaizheichangjiaozhuzhong,tayibaitudi,ertadeaiqingyezhongjiuzhishilingrenkexiaodexishengpinbale。tahaiyoushenmesheqiuni?

“bukan?nikebietaijuniziji,zaiwoyanlinishenmedoubushi。jiushiyinweini,xiaoluyizhizaiwaimianguodehenxinku,yaoshinimeiyouchuxian,woqudeshixiaolu,tayebuhuibianchengxianzaizheigeyangzi,zheiyiqiedoushinizaochengde。woxianzaijiuyaojixiaoluyigetamengxiangzhongdehunli,mibuwoduitadekuiqian。”

yuxiaonancanranyixiao,duiliuyuludekuiqian?taqianleshenme?shizuomusanqianwanjishaolema?danshizuoxiaofengqiantadeni?

zheixiequandangweilegou。tabuzaizuosheng,zairenxiaobannian,tajiunengjietuole。

xiangduiwuyan,zuoxiaofengnachuyigewenjiandai,jiangyifenlihunxieyizazaitalianshang。

“把这个签了。”

yuxiaonanbuxiangyutazhenglun,suoxingzhuanguoshenqu。

“gutoutingying。zenme,feideyaowozuodianshenmenicaiguaiguaijiufanma?”zuoxiaofengdemouziyunnianglejifenyinhen。

yuxiaonanbeijifahan,naodao:“wobushibuyuanyigennilihun,zhishixiangdengxieshihouzaili。”

“jiniyigexingqishijian,ruguonibuqianzi,neiwohuiduiyushijituanzuochudianshenmeshierlai,wozijiyebuzhidao。”zuoxiaofengjiangzhenggewenjiandaidourengzaitahuaili。

“zuoxiaofeng,nihaiyoumeiyouliangxin,yushijituandainibubo。”yuxiaonanhuangmangzhuazhuzuoxiaofengdeshouwan,yinlachefubudetengtongyijingzaijiaosuitadeshenjing。

“daiwobubo?womeitingcuoba,zaizuoshijituanshangshizuikunnandeshihou,nimenyushikezhishigekanxidezhuer。”zuoxiaofengshuaikaiyuxiaonan,meiyantiaoqi,youxiebunaifan:“zheilihunxieyishu,nibuqianyedeqian。”

“你……”

dangchuyaobushitababazhaolezijidelaotongxuejizuoshijituanzhuzi,tamennengshunlishangshima?zuoshijituandecaiwuchuxianwenti,yaobushiyinweiyushijituanyinjianfengxianpinggutuandui,tamenzaishenjineiguangenbenjiuguobuqu。keshizheixiebabadourangtabuyaoti。yinweibabashuoguozaihunyinmianqianshuangfangshiyaopingdengde。

erxianzaiyushijituanyaoyaoyuzhui,zijinliandoukuaiduanle,danshibabayecongweigentakaiguokou。

“zuoxiaofeng,niyizhijuedeshiwosipilailianxiangyaojiajini,danshinixiangguomeiyou,wodaoditunishenme?tunideqianma?haishitunizheigeren?wobingbuqiong,niduiwoyebingbuhao。”