这时候只能装傻了。
“nishuoshenmeni？womeidujiea，zheishibeileipidaole。”
fuyinglizhigougoudedingzheyuzhiyu，xianranbuchizheiyitao。
yuzhiyubeidingdetoupifama，shituzhuanyizhuyili，nachuyipingmimengjiu，“nuo，zheishiwolianzhidemimengjiu，jiniyiping，buzhunjiyuanjiangbei！buranyihouzaiyebujinile！”
yuzhiyuxiongbabadeweixiezhe，chenggongrangfuyinglizhuanyizhuyili，tajieguomimengjiu，weiweiyixiao：“fangxin，wobuhuijide。”
suanle，bunengbita，meigerendouyoubukegaorendemimi，yihouhaishirangtazijishuochulaiba。
yuzhiyuaojiaodehengleyisheng，“zuihaoshizenyang，yidimimengjiukeshiqianjinnanqiuni，duile，woshuilejiri？”
“五日。”
“zheimejiua。”yuzhiyuzixidaliangfuyingli，kandaoletayandidewuqing，buyongxiangjiuzhidaotazheijitianmeiyouhaohaoxiuxi。
“nikanni，douchengxiongmaoyanle，womeixingnikeyixiuxia，meibiyaobumianbuxiudezhaoguwo。”
fuyingliyaoyaotou，muguangwenrou，“womeishi，wozhishixiangdiyishijianjiandaonixinglai。”
“neixianzaiwoxingle，nihaohaoxiuxixiaba，huozhexiuliandiaoliyixia。”
“好。”
fuyinglihaobuhanhu，likepanzuozaichuangshang，jinruxiulianzhuangtai，yuzhiyumanyidianlediantou，buzuodarao，qingshouqingjiaodezouchufangjian，dasuanchuquzouzou。
yuzhiyudiaozhegengouweibacao，zouzaixiaojingshang，kanzhebuyuanchufangwushangyousanliangchengqundedizi，buzhidaozaidaogushenme。
zoujinyikancaifaxian，tamenzaixiubuwuding，jihumeizuofangwudoushoudaolesunshang。
yuzhiyulimaxiangdaoshileijiezaochengde，bijingtayemeixiangdaofanweizheimeda，haizailibaibashigonglide，danzongguishitazaochengde，bianhaobuyouyudezoushangqianbangmang。
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“ai，haiyouzheimeduofangwu，zheiyaoxiudaoshenmeshihouqu？”
“aiya，nibiebaoyuanle，ganjinxiuba，buranbeizhangmenfaxianyoudeaimale。”
“baoyuanyixiazenmele？mingmingpaineimendizi，yiliangtianjiukeyixiubuhao，pianpianyaowomenzheixiewaimendizilaizuo，zheibushiweinanrenma。”
“he！neimendizikejinguizheni，zhangmenzenmekenengrangtamenzuoshi？zaishuotamendou……”
“hei！woxuyaobangmangdema？”
yuzhiyumenmengdepaileyixialianggewaimendizidejianbang，hedetamenchadiandiaolexiaqu，xinghaoyuzhiyulaletamenyiba。
“nimenzaishuoshenmeni？zheidounenghedao。”
lianggewaimendizibuhaoyisidenaolenaotou，“womenhaiyiweishizhangmenni…ei？tongmennishishei？zenmemeijianguoni？dizifudou**。”
“zenmekeneng，woshenshangchuandejiushi…”
“ei？zheiyifushisheide？”
yuzhiyuditouyikan，faxianzijichuandeshiyishensubaideyifu，haiyoudiansongsongkuakuade，genbenbushitadeyifu。
neizhiyouyizhongkeneng，zheishifuyinglideyifu！
“e，woshineimende，**dizifuyekeyide，woshiyuzhiyu。”
lianggewaimendiziyitingyuzhiyushineimende，limazhanqilaixiangyaoxingli，quebeiyuzhiyuanlehuiqu。
“buyongxinglile，yiqianwoyeshiwaimendea。”
waimendizijidongdediandiantou，“ngng！yushijie，nideshikeshizaiwaimenchuanfengle！tingshuoniyizhaojiubaduishoubianchengbingdiaole，neimendizidourongbuhuani，zuihoushihonghongzhanglaochushoucaironghua。”
“meicuomeicuo！zhibuguoyushijienidebianhuazhendaya，wozhiqianzaiwaimentiaozhanjianguonide，nibizhiqiangengpiaoliangle，hezhiqianwanquanshilianggeren。”
yuzhiyuyiweitamenliangshizaipaizijimapi，xiaozhebaibaishou，“yemeiyouneimekuazhangla。”
“duileyushijie，niweishenmebugenqitaneimendiziqusouguabaobeia？”
yuzhiyuyilianyihuo，“shenmebaobei？”
“yushijiebuzhidao？jiushiqianjitianyougelianxuqidanengzaiwomenzongmenfujindujie，jieguodujieshibaiyunluole，neimendizidouqujianloule，qitamenpaiyinggaiyechaozhezheilaile，qudeneimendizidaoxianzaidouhaimeihuilai，yinggaishidaqilaile。”
“……”
ha？wozenmebuzhidaowoyunluole？bujiudugejiema？haiyinlailezheimeduoren？
“e，nimenzenmezhidaode？”
“zhangmenshuode，quanzongshangxiadouzhidao，tahaishishuoneigelianxuqidedanengshoumingjiangzhi，caichulaiboyibode。”
“……”
woshoumingjiangzhi？haohaohao，zhenhuipanduan。
yuzhiyukeleyisheng，shunjianlaxialelian，“wobuxihuancourenao，suitamenquba，biefeihuale，laixiubuwudingba。”
nengjiandaoyigebaobeiwosuantamenlihai！
yuzhiyuyinianyidong，muban，wayouxudepailiefangzhi，budaoyihuierjiuxiuhaoyige，zheibocaozuozhijiezhenjinglelianggewaimendizi，maozhexingxingyan，yilianchongbaidekanzheyuzhiyu。
“yushijie！nitailihaileba！neimendoujiaoyiniankongzhiwupinlema？”
“bu，woshikanshuzixuede，wobuxihuanshangzaoke。”
zaishuozheixiexiaoerketazaojiuhuile，genbenbuyongxue。
“neiyushijiejiushiwushizitongge？neigenglihai！”
“xingle，biepaimapile，zaodianxiuwan，zaodianqushitangchifanba，nimenhaimeipigu，yinggaiheneleba？”
yuzhiyushuowan，yidaoqiguaideshengyinshiyidexiangqi，lianggewaimendizibuhaoyisidewuzheduzi，bugankanyuzhiyu。
yuzhiyuyaoyaotou，luodaokongdiyinianyidong，jiangsuoyoumuban，zhuanwakongzhizhefangdaosuoyoukongquedefangwushang，budaoyizhuxiangjiuquanbuxiubuwan。
kansijiandan，shijifeichanghaofeijingshenli，danduiyuzhiyulaishuo，wanquanshixiaoyisi，taxianzaidounengzuodaopaishandaohaile。
tapailepaishou，“gaoding！nimenkeyiqu…”
yuzhiyuyizhuanshen，faxianbuzhiheshilailezheimeduoren，shuodaozuibiandehuayingshengshengzhizhule。
“e…shenmeshihoulailezheimeduoren？”
yizhongwaimendiziyilianyansu，zhengzhongqishidechaoyuzhiyuxingleyili。
“duoxieshijiedebangzhu！！！！”
完了，社恐犯了。
yuzhiyuganxiaoleyisheng，“zhishijushouzhilaoeryi，dajiabubirucikeqi，nimendouqushitangchifanba。”
zheishi，yidaoweiyandeshengyincongyizhongdizibeihouchuanlai。
“douzhanzaiyiqizuoshenme？renwuwanchenglema！”
huitouyikan，jiukandaozhangmenhehonghongzhanglaochaozhezheibianzoulai，zhongdizimangxingli。
“zhangmen，honghongzhanglao。”
zhangmenkanlekanzhouweidefangwu，xiufudeyuzhiqianyimoyiyang，haosiconglaidoumeibeipohuaiguo。
“这是谁修的？”
dizimenrangkaiyitiaodao，qishuashuadekanxiangyuzhiyu。
“……”
zhangmenweiweizhoumei，haiweikaikoujianghua，jiubeishenpangdehonghongqianglexian。
“aiya，xiaomeirener，zheixiedoushinixiude。”
yuzhiyujiangyingdedianlediantou，chumenmeikanhuangli，youkandaolehonghongzhanglao，buguozhangmenzaizhei，yinggaibuhuitaifangsi，shunbiantaoyaoyixiarenwujiangliyebushibuxing。
“ng…nimenxianzouba，niliuxia。”zhangmenqiansandizimen，zhuantouyouyansudekanzheyuzhiyushuodao。
daidizimenquanbulikai，zhangmencaikaikou，“nishishei？wohaoxiangmeijianguoni。”
zhangmendehuarangyuzhiyumantouwenhao。
bushi，shenmewanyiera？zenmeyigegelianggeshuoburenshiwo？waimendizimeijianguowozhengchang，zenmelianzhangmendouburenshiwole？haodaizanmenjianguomianba！