第1章

"ninhao,ninbodadedianhuayiguanji。"

woshunshouqiamieleyan,zheishiwodajilinqiaodedi57gedianhua,tahaimeijie。

jintianshiwomendelianaisanzhounian,tadayingpeiwoqukanxinshangyingdedianying《lingyazhilv》。

benlaiyuehaozhongwu12.30dianyingyuanmenkoujian,jieguowodengdaolexiawusandian。

shoujipingliangleyixia,shixiaoyuxinfadeweixin:

meiyouwenzi,zhiyouyizhangnanrenshushuidecelian,yanjiaoyouyikexiaozhi。

wowushuciwenguozheikezhi。

womeiyouhuifu,bayantourengjinlelajitong。

suijidingjingkanlekanshoujipingmushangdadade15:03,zitifanzheyingguang,wofanzaodienmieleshouji。

dianyingyuanmenkoutingleyiliangheisemaibahe,wocaizhe9cmgaogen,lakaichemenzuolejinqu。

gangzuoshanghouzuo,wodifangqibianxingfendibatoutanleguolai,yuqidaizhesiyinmideciji:

"jie,wozailinqiaojiamenkoudunleliangxiaoshi,juranzhendepaidaoletamenliangyiqichumendezhaopian!"

wopieletayiyan。wodiqiaoqiaosuohuitou,bizuile。

bujinbumandinachudahuoji,yanwuzaiwozhijianliaorao。

juhuangdehuoxingweishan,chechuanghuanhuanxiajiang,wushunzhefengsanchuqu。

我满足地喟叹……

linqiaoxihuanguainvhai,wozaitamianqianzhuanglesannian,sannianmeichouyan,kebiesiwole。

本想体面的分手。

sannianqiankanwan《nidemingzi》houzaiyiqi。

sannianhoukanwan《lingyazhilv》fenshou,yesuanyoushiyouzhong。

danzongshitianbusuirenyuan,feidebazheicengzhexiubuchexia。

wodigangpaidaotamenliangyiqichumen,xiaoyuxinlimafalailinqiaodechuangzhao。

yongjiaozhixiangdouzhidaotamenzuotianyiyeganshenmele。

jiranbujiwomianzi,neiwoyebujimianzige。

wofanshoujiubazheiliangzhangzhaopianyiqifadaoleyuanxidaqunli。

群里安静如鸡。

wosuijifaletiaopengyouquan,bingpeiwen:

cailesanniangoushi,yifen。

院系大群忽然炸了:

"wocao,xiongdimenyoudaguaa?shenmeqingkuang!zheibushilinqiaoma?"

"zheinvdesheia?helinqiaoyiqichumen?"

"yaoshiwomeixiadehua,woshishuowokendingmeixia,zheinimashichuangzhao!"

"linqiaonvpengyoubushifanglingyuma?taliangdoutanlesannianleba!"

"xiongdimenwodadancaiceyixia,buzhunbiemawo,wocaizheishichuguileba!"

"zhaopianlizheinvdehaoxiangshiwonvpengyousheyou,pingchangkanzhetingrouruode,haoxiangjiaoshenmeyuxin。"

"xiaoyuxinba,worenshita,wogaozhongtongxue,bailianhuayiduo。ze,meixiangdaoduyanzhihouhaikaiqixiaosanshuxingle。"

“fanglingyupengyouquanfafenshoule!”

“fazhaopiandezheigeqq,bujiushifanglingyudehaoma……”

“yuanlaishizhananjiannvbeiyuanpeizhuabaolea!wowowowule!”

“zaojiujuedelinqiaojinyuqiwaibaixuqizhongle,woguoranweibuxianzhiaaaa!”

……

renleidebenzhijiushibagua。

linqiaopingshiyifuzhuaizhuaideyang,muzhongwuren。youqizaixiaoduidalanqiudeshihou,yihuikanbushangzheige,kanbushangneige。

jibiantazhangdeyoujifenzise,danshitajujuenvhaideshihou,huazhiwangrenxinlizuan。

属实素质堪忧。

caihuibandebanzhangwuxiaoli,dayishihouanlianta,wuxiaoliliandanchangnianfanzhegaoyuanhong,huangpifu,bingbuchoulou,shuilinglingdedayanjing,gezijiaoxiao。

linqiaozhongchangxiuxishi,xiaolihanxiudaisedibayipingshuidijita,weidizhetou。

"yihoubiejiwosongshuile,woduiheimeimeixingqu。"

zhouweirenshunjianchenmole,xiaolibukezhixinditaitou,suijizhanghonglelian,taole。

……

zici,linqiaoyijizhilidezuilezhuiqiuzhemen。

shuodaozhei,geweixiongdijiemeimenyinggaikandechulai,henduorenduitabuman。

zheihuiyoudeliaole。kendingranggounannvchuming。

wohuiyihuiyixiu,budaizouyipianyuncai。