“zheishishenmeqingkuanga？nandaoshiwochanshenghuanjuele？huaile！”
zheigeshihoulaomozhongyuxiangqilezhangzhangliugentashuodehua：
wulunsheiqiaomendoubuyaokai，gengbuyaobabudaizhaixialai！
lenghanshunzhelaomodehoubozijiudashiletazhenggehoubei，toudingshangdedengpaoyeturanbiandehuminghuanqilai。
“唉~~~~~~”
yishengrutongyougubanshensuidetanxishengconghoumianchuanlai，laomodebozigenshanglekouyiyang，genbenjiuzhuanbudongle。
“妈呀~”
laomofachuyishengjingkongdejiaosheng，zhijiejiuchaozhemenkouchongqu，keshimingmingkongwuyiwudefangmen，jiuhaoxiangyishanwuxingdemenyiyang，dangzailezijidequlu。
“鬼，鬼打墙！”
cikefangjianlimiandewenduzaijisudexiajiang，biandehaoxiangbingkuyiyang，lianhuchudekongqidouhuachenglebaiwu。
“wobuganxin，weishenmeneigezhananhaohaodehuozhe，ersidequeshiwo！
woyaonimenzheixiechounanrendouxialaipeiwo！”
youyoudeshengyinjiuzailaomodeerbianhuidangzhe，yijubinglengdeshentiyijingtieshangletadehoubei。
“啊~~~~~”
laomofenglebandewangmenkouneitoumingdeqiqiangshangzhuangqu，jieguozhijiebeisiyangbachadedandaozailedishang。
“gegege~nishitaobudiaode，xialaipeiwoba~”
yizhangcanbaidelianjiuzheimetingzaitadeshangfang，chongxuetonghongdeshuangyanjiuzheimezhigougoudedingzheta，shetoudalazaiwaimian，lianxiabadoushiwaide。
“buguanwodeshi，buguanwodeshia！！”
laomobayanjingsisidebishang，zuilibuduandedaoguzhe，shentipinmingdexiangyaowanghounuodong，duokaineigenvguidejiuchan，jieguoshoujiaojiuhaoxiangbutingshihuanyiyang，genbenwufadongdan。
“xixi，nishidiyige！”
nvguidezuilifachuyishengjianxiao，xuependakouzhizhongluchufenglideliaoya，ehenhendeyaoxianglaomodebozi。
jiuzaizheiqianjunyifazhiji，laomoyizhimeiyousongkaideshouli，sanfachuyaoyandejinguang。
nvguiyishengcanjiao，jiulikailelaomodeshenti，rulindadidedingzhelaomodeshou，yucitongshilaomoyehuifuleduishentidekongzhiquan。
“你别过来啊！”
tazhidaozheidaojinguangshilaizizhangzhangliusongjitadehuangsebudai，ganjinjuzaixiongqian，duizhenvguidashengdehanjiaozhe。
“heng！guaibudewojinbulainidefangmen，yuanlaishiyouchoudaoshijinihuadefu！”
nvguineishuangtonghongdeyanjingsisididingzhelaomodeshouzhang，suiranyouxiejupaqueyoubukentuiqu，sihushishebudezheidaozuidefeirou。
“wogaosunia，wobeihoukeyougaoren，youbushiwohainide，pingshenmezhaowoa~”
laomoziwenyagenjiumeigenneige14loudenvzishuoguojicihua，gengmeiyoudezuiguota，jiulianchubintahaibaole200kuaidebaibao，yesuanshirenzhiyijin。
jieguozheigenvguitouqibuquzhaotaneigezhanannanyou，quezhaoshangleziji，zheishenmeyuanxudea。
“gege，guaijiuzhinengguainizijilou~”
wulibiandeyuelaiyueleng，nvguidetoufayeshiwufengzidong，sichufeiwu，yitiaotiaoheisedejingluopamanletaneizhangcanbaidelian，xiandegengjiakongbuzhengning。
“a~~~~~~~~~”
suizhenvguiyishengjianjiao，laomoshoulidebudaijingranranqilehuoyan。
“哎呀！”
turanqilaidebianhua，hedelaomoshouyidou，budaijiudiaozailedishang，suizhihuaweiyiduihuijin。
“gegegege，gaoren，wokanhaiyounagegaorennenggoujiuni！”
nvguideshouzhizhangchulezhangzhangdezhijia，haoxiangjiangshiyiyangshenzheshouzhangduizhelaomojiuzhualeguolai，zheicikongpashizaijienantaole。
“大胆孽障！”
zheigeshengyinduiyulaomolaishuo，neikezhenshideyourutianlaizhiyin，neikelianbabadexiaoyanshen，jiulianmenkoudezhangzhangliudoujuedezijishigezuiren。
“nijiushineigehuafudegaorenba，henhao，jiranlaile，neijiuyiqiliuxiaba，jushuoxiudaozhirendehunpohenbude！”
nvguijiandaozhangzhangliuqingyidejiuchuanguoletabuxiadejiejie，budanmeiyouyisijupa，fanerxiandehenshixingfen。
“moduizhang，shoujingle，zheishidequeguaiwo，wohaiyiweijiushiyizhixiaoxiaodeguhunyegui，yuanhunbusanni，yuanlaishigeyaolinga。”
zhangzhangliushangxiadaliangleyifanzheigenvgui，zuijiaowangshangyitiao，luchuleyigegaoshenmocedexiaorong。
tashiwusuowei，laomokeshijuedezijikudangdoushitoule，liangundaipadelaidaolezhangzhangliudeshenhou，duosuodegenanchunside。
“多管闲事！”
nvguideyanshenyilin，zuilizaicifachuyizhenguikulanghaodejiaosheng，yishuangfenglidezhuazizhigougoudezhuaxianglezhangzhangliudebozi。
“tiandiqiankun，wuxingbagua，lihuo！”
zhangzhangliulianyanzhuzidoumeitai，duizhenvguipuguolaidefangxiangjiupenchulaiyiguzhiredehuoyan。
“sanmeizhenhuo！nidaodishishei？”
nvguizaikongzhongmengdiyigefanshen，kankandebikaileneiguzhiredehuoyan。
ciketakeshirulindadi。
sanmeizhenhuokeshisuoyoumowuyaoguidekexing，bieshuotayigexiaoxiaodeyaoling，jiusuanshiyaowangguididaoci，yezhiyouluohuangertaodefen。
“ai，neishuolaijiuhuazhangle，nixiangtinga，keshiwolandeshuoa~”
neituanhuoyanbingmeiyouxiaoshi，ershizaikongzhonghuazuoyizhangjudadeshouzhang，jiuzheimeduizhenvguishuqilezhongzhi。
“你给我等着！”
nvguizhidaojintiantashitaobudaohaole，diuxiayijuhenhuazhihou，shentihuazuoyiguyinfeng，duizhechuangkoujiuchonglechuqu。
zhangzhangliudangranshibukenrangtataodiaode。
“laozhangwodouqinzichumale，yaoshirangnitaodiao，jinhouhaizenmeyoulianhuna，xun！”
yigugangfengzhijiechuisanlenvguihuanhuadeyinfeng，jinjiezhehuoyanjuzhanghuxiaoerzhi，jiangzaicihuaweishitidenvguiyibazhuazaileshouli。
zheikeshisanmeizhenhuo，nvguilianhengdoumeiyouliuxiayisheng，jiuhuaweilehuijin，chedixiaosanzaifengzhong。
“ai~laole，buzhongyongle，duifuyigeyaolingjingranhaiyaoyongshanglianggua。”
zhangzhangliusihubingbumanyizijidejiezuo，dizhetoujuedeyoudianbuhaoyisi。
“张大师~”
suizhenvguidexiaoshi，fangjianlidedengguangyouhuifuleyuanlaideguangming，laomodeyanleibitiyeshiqiliu，baozhezhangzhangliudedatuitongkuliuti。
“moduizhang，moduizhang，meishile，meishile~guaia~”
zhangzhangliuhaoxianghonghaiziyiyang，honglebantian，yebujianlaomotingzhi，wunaizhixiazhinengzaitadeetouchuqingqingyidian。
“静！”
laomoyanzhuziyifan，zhijiejiuhunshuileguoqu。
dengdiertianxinglaideshihou，yijingshitiansedaliang，zuowanfashengdeyiqiedouhaoxiangshizuoleyichangemeng。
keshishitoudekuziquesabulehuang。
laomosoudeyixiacongchuangshangzuoleqilai，ganjinxilianhuanyifu，ranhoujicongcongdechongchulefangmen。
tabixuqinzixunwenzhangzhangliu，zuowandeyiqiedaodishibushizhende！