第1章 抓紧嫁人

fanshiyouqiandedanshenhandouxiangquweitaitai,zheiyijingchenglejushigongrendezhenli。——jian*aositing《aomanyupianjian》。

fanshidaoleshihunnianlingdenvhaidouyinggaizhuajinjiaren,zheishishehuiyuedingsuchengdezhenli。——yidabangxiandedantengdesanguliupo《sanguliuporichang》。

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“嗡嗡嗡……”

mowanwanchouleyanshouji,laixianshi“xinliangyue”,tadeguimisidang。

“xiaoyue,”mowanwandaishangerji,jietongdianhua,“wozaikaiche,shaodengliangfenzhong。”

liangfenzhonghou,xiandaifeisitingzailubian,mowanwanhuibo:“xiaoyue,datingdaoleme?”

moyanting,shitajinwandexiangqinduixiang,qiazhiyisuan,tashidishigexiangqinduixiangle。

“nideshengyinhaocangsange。”xinliangyueweilerangtafangsong,yuqidiaokan。

“ganwomenzheixing,gongzuoyizuoqilaijiuhentouru,zuowanle,naoziyipiankongbai。”mowanwandelianseguoranqingsongduole。

tashishineishejishi,zuoshejishi,changchangxinwuzanian,weileganshejitu,youshihouzuotongxiao。

“neigejiaomoyantingde,wodatingdaotadebeijingle。”xinliangyuedekouwenchongmanbiyi。

mowanwanxinligedengyisheng:“shuoba,woxianzaia,kanghankangdongkangdaofu。”

“hahaha!”xinliangyuebuhoudaodidaxiaosansheng,jiezhekeleyisheng,yansudishuo,“moyantingdequeshizuoqichexiaoshoude。tazheigerenhenxurong,xihuanbanfuerdai,ganghaotayoutiaojian,keyisuibiankaihaochechuqupaoniu。

jialishixiaokangshuiping,tabushiyouhuaderen,xiaoshouyejibuzenmeyang,yuexinpingjunsiwuqiankuai,paoniuyemeipaodaobaifumei。chulezheixie,tadaomeibiedebuhao,xueshengshidaigennichabuduo,xueba!”

mowanwanwuyu,yinggaishitaqiangliedexurongxinyangaileqitaquedianba。

xinliangyuexixixiaozhetianshangyiju:“tazhangdefeichangshuaie,jueduishishuaigezhongdejipin,yihouniyouyanfule。”

“nijiubiediaokanwole。”mowanwanmoudishanguoshiwang。

xinliangyuebiandeyibenzhengjing:“shuoshihua,wanwan,nishizenmexiangde?”

“nizhidaowoneixiejipinxiangqinjingli,wodouyouxiangqinkongjuzhengle。ai,bamazaijialisantianliangtouweiwodehunshichaojia。weixiangqindeshi,linju、qinqimenaigedezuiyibian,gegedengzhekanwoxiaohua。

zouzijidelu,rangbierenshuoquba,zhiyoushengrencaizuodedao。womashuole,woniandizaibujiehun,jiumeilianzhuzaixiaoqule,yihoubanjia,qinqiyebulaiwang。”

“zheimeyanzhong!”xinliangyuechijingdebianleyindiao,“ayigennikaiwanxiaoba?”

mowanwanrouroumeixin,sangyinpibei:“woyexiwangshikaiwanxiao,youyicitazaiwomianqiankudexilihualade,guaiwodushenmeshua,dudaotoulai,lianlaogongdouzhaobudao。”

辛凉月语塞。

“jiehunshiwanhuoji,wodasuanhaole,zhiyaonengguodequ,jiujialeba,dabuleguoliangnianlihun,fanzhengwoyangdeqiziji。”

zhaobudaohaonanren,meibiyaozaotazijigengezhaguoyibeizi。

mowanwandaqijingshen,tongguohoushijingchakanzijidezhuangrong,ranhoucongbaobaolimochujingzihehuazhuanghebuzhuang。

xinliangyuemomojiguimidiangenla,guimizhijianshadounengbangmang,weidubunengbangmangshilaogonga!