第1章

siyuededadiyipianlvyiangran,shengjibobo,chengneiyewai,gesexianhuazhengxiangkaifang,fengjingyanli,haoyifujinxiuhuajuan。

jinniandechunri,shaolexiexixililidexiyu,duolexieyanyanggaozhaodeqingtian,xingjindeguandaoshang,shibushihuiyinweikuaimajuanqiyizhenyanchen。

xingshibanyue,dianbodemachezhongyudaolejingchengdedijie,weiezhuangkuodechengmenjiuzaibuyuanchu,shisuideheyunguangjidongdipazaichechuangshenzhebozikan,xingfendehandao。

“ajie,wokandaojingchengdechengqiangle!”

heqinyaowenyanyejiangnaodaishenlechuqu,haimeilaidejigantanjingchengchengmendegaoda,jipikuaimajuanqidehuichenrangjiedierrenxunsujiangnaodaisuolehuilai。

“kekeke,youbingba,qineimekuai!”

heqinyaopazaichechuanggangmawan,youshiliangpikuaimajingguo,qizhongyirenhainiutoukanletayiyan!meiyouzhuyineirenbuyueshensedejiediliangwuzhezuiba,youshiyizhenkesou。

“haole,biekanle,kuaidianlaiheshuirunrunsangzi!”

lishizhaohuzheyishuangernvkuaixiezuohao,youdingzhudao:“jingchengbubishunzhou,nimenkebunengzaixiangzhiqianneibanwannao,shuohuazuoshidouyaozhuyifencun。”

heqinyaoyuheyunguangguaiguaididaying,zhuantouyoukanxiangmachewai,tamenzhongyudaolejingchengle!

“停车!”

chengmenwai,shiweishenshoulanche,chefuyuleyisheng,lishishouchiwendiexialemache,zouxiangzhishoudeshiwei,shiweikanlewendielijihuanleyifuxiaolian。

“yuanlaishixinshangrendegongbulangzhonghedarendejiajuan,furenqinghuimache,susujinchengquba!”

heqinyaotuikaichemenshenshou,gangxiangyaofumuqinshangche,jiukanjianchengneijipikuaimachongleguolai,weishouderendahan:“rangkai,kuairangkai!”

shouchengdeshibingxunsuxianghoutuiqu,lishibeihoushenghedechadianshuaidao,heqinyaohuangmangxiachelazhulishi。

“shenmerena,jingranzaijingchengzongma,zheimemeiguiju!”

mabeishangdeheiyishiweixianghoukanleyiyan,suihoushuaileyimabian,zhuishangleqianmiandejinyigongzi,shengqidegaozhuang。

“ye,neinvdemaninlianghui!”

jinyigongzijiletayigebaiyan:“tamadeshiwomen,bushiwoyige!”

“e,yaobuyaoshuxiaqujiaoxunjiaoxun!”

“buguanta,taopaoyaojin!”

machezhongyudaoledifang,chemenganggangtuikai,jiukanjianheqizhengxiaohehedezhanzaimenkou,tashangqianshenchushou,fuzheaiqixialemache。

“aiya,furenyiluxinkule!”heqizhengchenernvbuzhuyi,toutoudenielenielishiderouyi。

lishidangjichenletayiyan:“yebuzhinizheibanzhejirangwomenjinjingzuoshenme,womenniangerjigedegutoudouyaozuosanle。”

heqizhenglijipeixiao:“doushiweifudebushi,yishitaiguosinianfuren,ershigongzhongturanxiazhi,shuobixiazanwoqunianzhilihongshuiyougong,rangweifuxiejiajuanyequcanjiaduanwugongyan,zhihaoweiqufurenkuaimajinjingle。”

jishigongzhongyouzhiyi,lishiyebianbuhaoshuoshenmele,fuzheheqizhengdeshoujinledamen,liuxiaheqinyaoyuheyunguangmianmianxiangqu。

“die,nindaojingchengzuoguanshihuanleyanjima?zheimedadelianggehaizi,yidiandouqiaobujian?”

tingdaonverdeshengyin,heqizhengzheicaifanyingguolai,lianmangzhuanshenxiaopaodaomacheqianbaozhuzijideyishuangernv。

“shuangyandangranwuji,jiushijixingchaledian。”

heqinyaoheheyisheng:“jixingbuhaojiubuyaoshenghaizima,haidewoyechadianxiangbuqilaizijiyougedie!”

heyunguangyezaiyipangfuhe:“womenbushizhiyouniangma?”

“chouxiaozi,nishibushiyouqianda?”

heyunguangwuzhe**jiuwangyuanzilichong:“die,nipianxin,meicijiuzhidawo。”

“因为你欠打!”

“bienaole,haibukuaijiangxinglibanjinqu!”

meicitamenjigedanao,zhiyoulishichushengcainengzhizhi,guobuqiran,heqizhengshouzhuleshoujiao,anpaixiarenbanxingli。

tamendexinjiashihejiazushangdelaozhai,jishinianmeizhule,heqizhengxianxingjinjingbaodao,dengyiqieshoushihaole,cairangtamenmuzijigeguolai,daitamenandunhao,heqizhengbianyutamenshuoqizheijingzhongdejushi。

dangjinshengshangnaidaqidiyirenhuangdi,jinnianshitazaiweidedishiqinian,qifunaishiqianchaoshangzhuguo,dailinggediqiyijunfanduiqianchaobaozheng,houyouqizhangzijichengyibo,tuifanqianchao,jianlidaqi。

zaiyuanyouhuangdidezhilixia,daqiguolizhubutisheng,baixingyijingguolejinershiniandeanwenrizi,jingchengbizhiqianchaogengweifanhua,heqizhengtongguodifangtuijiandeyiruchaozuoguan,zaishunzhoujingjingyeyeshijinian,dejingzhongtiba,zhongyuzhongxinhuidaolejingcheng。

“zheijingchenga,shijiashilibuxian,huangshizidiyebuduo,daduoxunguidoushipeizhebixiadajiangshandegongchen,xiangqianchaoneibanzhangshiqirenderenjiabuduo,zhiyaonimenjiediliangbuzhudongreshi,diediebianmeiyoushenmehaodanxinde!”

“danshiyoulianggerennimenqianwanbunengre,yigeshibixiadebaomeianpingzhanggongzhu,yigejiushianpingzhanggongzhudeerzirongguogong!”heqizhengdingzhudao。

“zheilianggerenhenshilihaima?”lishiwen。

heqizhengyaoyaotou:“tamenniangerliangbushilihai,shinanchan!youqishirongguogong,wusuixijue,shizuinianqingdeguogongye,jingchengdouchengtaweixiaogongye,shixuduonvzidemengzhongqingren,quepianpianshigelengxinde,duinvzibiduinanzihaiyaohen。”

heqizhengshuozheijuhuashi,yanjingyizhidingzhenver,heqinyaoyixiazijiumingbaile,tadiezheishizaidiantani!

“womenzaijingchengbenjiumeiyoushenmerenshideren,yudaoneixiequanguiraozhezoujiushile,diediebubidanxin!”

heqizhengmanyidechongnverdianlediantou,haishinverrangtashengxina!

buyongheqizhengjiaodai,heqinyaoyehuiyuanlineixieren,taxinliqingchudehen,zijisuiranlaiziyishi,zhidaodeduo,jiandaodeduo,kedaodijieshoudesixiangjiaoyuyuzheiliderenbutong。

tayemeiyoubenshiyuneixiezixiaojieshoupeiyangdeshijianvzixiangbi,zhonghuoyishi,congyigeshechubianchengyigeguanjia**,buxuyaojixuchaojiuwanjiu,tayijinghenmanzule,zheibeizijiuzhixianghaohaodihuozhe,kemeixingquyuneixierenzhengdou。

heqinyaohuidaozijideyuanzi,manzudetangzaiyaoyishang,jiuzheimegouhuozhe,duohao!turan,yipianlvsedeshuyedadaoletadelianshang,tanaqilaikanlekan,suiyididiuzailedishang。

diyicicanjiagongyan,lishihenshizhongshi,juebunengyinweizhezhuangxingweibudetierchunulongyan,tedihualegejiaqianqingyiweigonglichulaidelaomamalaijialijiaoguiju。

laomamagangdaolangxia,neizhangyansudelianshunjianjiurangheqinyaolianxiangdaolerongmama,rongmamasangezishunshituokouerchu,sheizhineimamadunshimanyidexiaozhediantou。

“suiranshizhoufuguolaide,danhefurenjiade**henshizhili,touyicijianmianbiannenghanlaoshenyishengrongmama,kejianshitiqianshuxile,youxinle!”