第一章我的大师爷爷
woyeyejiaozhangziqing,shiyiweiyuanjinwenmingdedashi。
shilibaxiangde,buguansheijiachuleshenshentaotaodeguaishi,diyishijiandouhuilaiqiutachushou。
quxiezhuoguikanfengshui、caochihongbaixishi,woyeyeyangyangdouxing。
shangxiaoxueneishihou,kanlejibuguidianyinghou,wohaiteyiwenguoyeye,wentazheishijieshang,daodiyoumeiyougui。
yeyejichudedaan,napaworujinyijingchuzhongbiyele,danhaijidehenqingchu。
dangshiyeyemozhewodenaodai,duiwoshuo——
淼儿,要相信科学!
danwoshizhongxiangbumingbai,mingmingxiaoshihoukoukoushengshengduiwoshuo,yaomoguiguaishenmededoushichedan,rangwohaohaoxuexi,tiantianxiangshang,yiweiwuzhuyisixiangzhiyinrensheng,zenmecongjinnianqi,yiqiejiubianlemoyang?
congdanianchuyineitiankaishi,yebuguanwonengbunenglijie,yeyetajiuxiangtianyaside,shoulinazhegenbangzi,bizhewobeigezhongshouyin、zhouwen,haiyourangwoyikan,jiubeidenggaoxianhuangdeyanyundefengshuitu......
记不住?
直接就是一棒子!
yeyedeshoufafeichangxianshu,mingmingwotengdejuedegutoudoukuaisuile,kepianpianshenshangquemeiliuxiarenhewaishang。
ailedayihou,wojuedewobachuleguonianyiwai,zhisuoyichangnianbuhuijia,henkenengjiushixiaoshihoubeiyeyedachulexinliyinying......
laorenjiadekoufengbianle,tashuoyaomoguiguai,queshishiyoude。
yaoburan,danggepianchipianhedeshengun,yinianliangnianhuoxunengmandeguoqu,danwulunruhe,yebunengxiangtazheiyang,yihunjiushidabanbeizi。
weilebuaizou,woyezhinengnulixuele。
danyuexue,jiushiyuemimang。
youyicishoushanghualetiaoxuekouzi,woshizheyongcongyeyeneilixuelaide“zhixuezhou”jizijizhixue,jianzhihuafu、taijiaoduodi,yiju“jijirulvling”hou,gailiudexue,yididoumeishaoliu。
shihouwowenyeyeshizenmehuishi,jieguoyouaileyibangzi。
tashuowomeiyoufali,rangwobiexiashi,xianzainengbeixialaijiuxingle。
wowenguoyeye,yaozenmeyangcainengyouyongyoufali。
falizheidongxiyaozenmelian,yeyemeishuo,tazhishuokuaile,wohenkuaijiuhuiyongyoufali,erqiebihenduorenxiuxingyibeizidefali,haiyaogengjiashenhou。
zheizhonggaoshenmoce,fangfonengwuzhongshengyoudehua,wodangranshitingbudongde。
今天,是个好天气。
fengherili,nuanfengrujiu,wolanyangyangdetangzaiyuanlishuyindixia,hunhunyushui。
yeyeyidazaojiuchumenle,zheishiwonandedetouxianshijian。
xianxialaidewo,bujinsikaoleqilai。
zhenyaolunqilaidehua,laoyezizheiqianhoudebianhua,yebingbushiwujikexun。
chabuduojiushiguonianzhiqianba,wojidehenqingchu,jiushixiaonianneitian,yeyechumenhuilaideshihou,daihuileyijiemutou。
neijiemutouzhangxiangpoweiqite,congshuxindaoshupi,douyouliudaozongwen,jiuhaoxiangliutiaolengyiyang。
dangshiwojiuwenguo,yeyeshuoneishizhenzhengdejianglongmu。
mutoueryi,haifenzhenjia?
danneijiesuoweidezhenjianglongmu,woyezhikandaoguoneimeyici,yinweicongneitianyihou,suizheyeyewulidingdingdangdangdeshengyinxiangqi,wojiuzhikandaoleyixiesuimuchazi。
haoxiangshitabaneijiemutou,jidiaochengshenmewujianer。
ercongneitianyihou,yeyejiubianle......
吱呀!
zhengzouzheshenerdeshihou,suizheyuanmendakai,yeyehuilaile。
kandaotashoulidegunzi,woxinlimengdeyigejiling,lianmangcongtangbangshangtiaoxialai:“yeye,womeitoulan,woyoukanshu......”
“行啦!”
chuhuyiliao,zhiqianmingmingyifaxianwotoulan,erhuabushuojiuzhijieshiyibangzi,jieguojintian,laoyezijuranheyanyuesedechaowobailebaishou:“yizhangyichizhiweidao,bidetaijinyeshishibeigongban,jintiannijiuxiuxiyixiaba......duile,cunnantoudeshanshangyouyeshengdejinyinhua,nijiwocaidianhuilai。”
“好!”
woxiangdoumeixiang,zhijiejiubatouyidian。
caijinyinhuashenmede,zongbikanneixierangwoyanyundefengshuituyouyisiduole。
danwomeixiangdaodeshi,yeyetingdunleyixia,sihushiyouxieyouyu,youshuoleyiju:“huozhe,niquyaodianlijiwomaidianxianchengde,yekeyi。”
“yaodiantaiyuanle,wohaishiqushanshangcaiba,woxianguoqulea!”
shuozhehua,woshengpayeyefanhui,mangbudiedejiupaolechuqu。
paochuyuanmendeshihou,woyinyuedehaoxiangtingdao,yeyeta......tanlekouqi?
可能是错觉!
“yanyangtianneigefengguanghao,hongdehuashilvdecao,wolehelehexiangqianpao......”
yangguangxiadewo,huankuaiwubidewangdashanlipao。
bushiwomeishenmeshangjinxin,zheigenwojinnianshishiqisuihaishiqishisuidoumeishenmeguanxi,shizaishi......zicongfaxiannei“zhixuezhou”piyongbuding,woduineixieqiqiguaiguaidemeiyongzhishi,jiutibuqibandianxingqu。
danyebuzhidaozenmehuishi,zaizheizuocongxiaodaoda,wobuzhidaopaleduoshaocidedashanli,zheiciwojingshimomingqimiaodemilule!
laishidelu,yaoqudelu,fangfodoubeiyizhiwuxingdeshoujimoqule,zhishengxiawoyigerenzaishanlilaihuidazhuan。
eryejiuzaiwoxiangzhiwutoucangyingyiyangsichuluanzhuandeshihou,wohurantingdaobeihouxiangqileyigeshengyin。
“neixiaohai,nihuitoukankan,woxiangrenma?”
zaihuangjiaoyeling,youshihoucongbeihoujiaonide,buyidingshiren,kenengshigui,yekenengshiyaoguai。
youqishihuangdaxiantaokoufeng,zhenyaoyujianle,busiyemeibantiaoming!
zheixiedongxi,yeyeduiwotiguo,danwodangshiyagenerjiumeifangzaixinshang。
xianzaidoushenmeshidaile,haihuangdaxian?
danshi,xianzai......
juedeshenhoudeshengyinyouxieguiyi,wobozijiangyingdehuanhuanzhuanguoshenqu。
zhijian,neishiyizhibiwohaigaochubangetoudehuangshulang,rujinzhengrenlierqi,shenshangbulunbuleidetaolejiandahongtxushan,zhengshuangshouzuoyidechaowo“xiao”zhe。
zheiyimu,kandewohanmaoyizha,shoujiaobingliang,xinliyizhenduosuo。
yuanlaiyeyezhendemeipianwo,zheigeshijie......zhendeyouyaoguai!
keshi,woxianzaigaizenmeban?
danaofeikuaizhuandong,wozhongyuxiangqilaile,huangdaxiantaofengshizenmegeqingkuang。
yeyeshuoguo,xunchangren,meizigejirenhexiuxingyouchengdeshenglingjiafeng。
ruguoshuotaxiangren,tajiuzhendehuixiudedaoshen——tongshi,weiqijiafengzhe,ruofuyuanbuzu,huidangchangbeiduozouquanbuyunshi,lianlingzhidouhuibeimodiao,congcibianchengyigehunhuneedeshazi。
danruguoshuobuxiang......
huangdaxiantaokoufeng,kuxiuliangbainiancaiyouyicijihui,zhenyaozheimeshuole,jiushijieledachou,kendingyaobeibaofu,shenzhihuojizisunsandai!
xianzai,wogaishuoxiang,haishibuxiang?