tingdaoshengyinzhuantouchaoqiyankanlaidelule:【ehou,tuixiubuyaoxiaoyanzilou。】
tingdaoxinshengdeqiyan:……
nidaoyebubixingzailehuodezheimemingxian。
tuixiujiangeqiudegongfu,qiyanyijingzoudaoleluleshenbian。
tajiubuxinle,zijijieshoushihaiweizhezijizhuandeneimehuandegou,zheicaifenkaibantianjiuburentale?
jieguoshi,tuixiujianzheqiuhuilai,zhijiebenzhelulequle。
qijiandaoshinamenleyishun,luleshenbianshenmeshihouduoleyigeren。
dantabingbuzaiyizheigerenshishei,tazhizaiyilulepeitawan。
祁晏:“……”
zheigougenluleyiyang,douhaoguai。
yipangzhongxinbaqiudiuchuqudelule:“ati!ati!”
祁晏:……
lailelaile,zheixiemendepentishuyoulaile。
“qixiansheng。”luledawanpenti,xiangqiyijianshi,“ninhuilailewomennengkaifanleba?”
jintianlundaoqiyanzuofan,tayizhimeixiaban,tacaidaizhebaimeigenchenyishulaimengchongpengdafashijiande。
gentuixiuwanqiushangtou,lulechadianwanglechifanzheijianshi。
gangcai,lianggepentibatadaele。
qiyankanletayiyan,shuo:“kaifan。”
luleneixin:【wuhu!】
zhengqiaozheishituixiubaqiudiaohuilaile,lulejieguo,momotadetou,shuo:“jintianjiuwandaozheier。”
【jiejieyaoquganfanla!】
祁晏:……
zhenshidaonaerdoushijiedexiaohaijie。
lulebatuixiusonghuigouwu,baimei、chenyishugenlouyuyebaeleme、ersiliuqiba、baibaihequanniuyandaihuilemengchongpeng。
“wang。”tuixiuhuidaogouwuli,haibuwangtanchutoulaikanlule。
【suzhu。】laojiushangxianfanyi:【tashuo:nibiewanglemingtianjixupeiwowan。】
luledunxiashen,momotuixiudegoutou,youzhilezhizijishenhoudeqiyan,“nidezhurenzaizheier,mingtiantahuipeinide。”
退休:“汪。”
laojiu:【tashuo:wodezhurenbushinima?】
陆乐:“……”
tabuhaoyisidehuitoukanxiangqiyan。
qiyanbeitazheigeyanshenkandemomingqimiao。
zhidaoxiayimiao,tingdaotadexinsheng:【xiaoyanzi,duibuqi,jiejiebushiyouyide,dannaihejiejierengemeilitaida,tuixiufeiyaorenwodangzhuren,woyemeibanfa,ai,zhenshiyizhigoudoubiniyouyanguang,nishenmeshihounengkaiyankandaowodehao,renwodangzhuren……budui,womenbugaishizheigeplay。】
qiyan:suannihaiyoudianliangzhi。
【danruguoshizheigeplayyeguai**de!lengmianbingshantuixiudalaobaogaidoumxiaogonggou,zezeze,tingzhejiudaigan!】
qiyan:shenmeyouliangzhi,gangcaineihuasuantameishuo。
lezizheiyitiantiande,kandedoushishenmewenxue?
lulexinhuaizheduizhurenplaydechangxiang,gentuixiubaibai,yuedinglemingtianzailaikantahou,bianwangbieshuhuiqu。
“lelejie。”louyugangshouwanquanniuyan,guolaigentadazhaohu。
lengbudingtingdaoduifanganyadaokuaishishengdeshengyindelule:“!!!”
tamangwen:“nisangzizenmele?”
【跟阳了一样。】
qiyan:nishihuixingrongde。
“zhibohanyale。”louyushuo:“mingtianwobuquganzhubole,woyaoqupaobu。”
lulehuixiangleyixiazijicongzhibojianlikaiqian,louyuneiyaoqinahandejinger。
poyouyaoyongshengboxiankaifangdingdeyisi。
queshi,louyubuyasheiya?
luleneixintongqingdetanlekouqi,taishoupailepailouyudejianbang,“duohereshui,wojidechufangyoujinyinhuacha,huiqujinipaoyibei。”
ganjueyoubeihenhenguanxindaodelouyu:“ng!xiexielelejie!”
yipangdeqiyantaimou,dandandekanleyanlule。
yizhidouzhitingdaotaneixinkuazhangdeshuoloudayongshitadiqindedidi,jintiandaoshiqinyankandaoletaduizheiweidiqindidinuanxindeguanhuai。
也算是长见识了。
……
yixingrenhuidaobieshudeshihou,qubanggongdeyuxuxugenqiyandingdefancaiyiqidaole。
qiyanbuhuizuofan,suoyilundaotazuofandezheitian,tajiusuoxingbasongcanfanweicongjiemuzugongzuorenyuankuodadaobaokuojiabinzainei。
duici,jiemuzuyebuganyouyiyitຊ。
bijingzheikeshitamendezaotaishen,wanyibarenrebukaixinle,batamenhuoshitinglezazheng?
yushijiemuzudeyiqieguize,daoleqiyanzheierdoubusuanguizele,luledengrenyetuoqiyandefu,zaicichidaolezuixiangjudemeishi。
shangcilulejiuchan,haishilouyufenjiletadian,zheicibuyongchanle,suoyoudecaitadoukeyifangkailechi。
qiyanzuozaiyipang,yibianchifan,yibiankanlulechifan,neixinhaidetingzhetadeos:【wuwuwuwuwu,shijieshangzenmehuiyouzheimehaochidedongxi!zhenxiwangtiantiandoushiyanzizuofan!zheiyangwotiantiandounengchidaozheixiemeishi!】
【wuwuwu,haochidaoxiangbachuzimadaiyitaobanghuijia!】
【zheigehaochi!zheigeyehaochi!zheigegenghaochi!zheigezuihaochi!haochihaochihaochihaochi!】
祁晏:……
ganjuekuaiyaoburenshihaochizheigezile。
shangcichilouyuzuodefancaishitajiufaxianle,luleshigechihuo。
danjintian,tayouleyigexinfaxian。
lule,jiushi‘nengchishifu’dejuxianghua。
……
yuxuxuxiawubangleyizhengtiandegong,genzhecunlidenongminxiadishouge,leichuyishenhan,huilaibianxianxilegezao。
dengtaxiwanzaoxiangqucanyuchifanshi,jiutingdaobieshulidetianyinxiangqi:【yulaoshi,qixianshengmeiyouanpainindefancai。】
weilejijiabinmengenghaodebieshusirenkongjian,gongzuorenyuanyouqiejinyouzaoshangkaigonghewanshangshougongshihuilaiyitangbieshu,wanchengsongmai、shoumai、jigegeshexiangtougenghuanchucunkadenggongzuo。
qiyushihoutamendouzaibieshubuyuanchudegongzuopengli,chufeijiabinchuxianyiwaiqingkuang,xuyaotamenguolaijiejue,fouzetamendoushitongguotianyingenbieshulidejiabinmengoutong。
tianyinyixiang,bieshugegejiaoluodounengtingjian,suoyicishicike,yuxuxuzhanzaiyuandi,kanzheyinweitianyinerzhuantouchaozijikanlaideluledengren,zhijuedezijiyanmianjinshi,beijiemuzujiazailehuojiashang。
【hahahahahahaha,meiyou!anpai!nindefancai!haoyanzi!huizhenghuo!】
dandingziruochifandeqiyan:……
wozhidaowohao,nikeyixiaodexiaoshengdian。
lulebiaomianshi‘a?yulaoshimeiyoufanchia?neikezenmeban’deguanhuaibiaoqing,neixinshinengbaqiyannaodaizhenmadefangshengdaxiao。
tashenbian,louyubufu‘dayong’zhiming,xiangxiaojiuzhijiexiaochulaile。
benjiubeiyijutianyinzhengdeyanmiansaodixianzaihaidebeilouyudangmianchaoxiaodeyuxuxu:“……”
momowojinquantou,zhenxiangchuangfeizheigeshijie。