第6章

wenyinghaijidongzhe,annayoudouzheshoutaochushoujiwenta,“wen**,ninkahaoduoshao?nizheixiewoyaoquanbudaizou,woxianbadingjinzhuanjinin!”

“zhishijintianzhinengxianzhuanyidian,shizaibuhaoyisi,”annayoubuchongleyiju,“dengpaimaihuijieshu,womenanshijishourukouchushouxufeihouheninjiesuan。”

wenyingqishibingbuzaiyidingjin,daiannahuilaidelushangtayijingtoutouzaiwangshangchaguo,annaqueshishibenshizuidadepaimaixingfuzeren,paimaixingyequeshixuanchuanleyaochoubeidatongzhuantidepaimaihui。

yizhiyushoudaoruzhangduanxindeshihou,tazhisuibiansaoleyiyan。

xiayimiao,taqiazhuduanyaodegebo。

“geshibaiqianwan……wu……wu……wugeyia!”

这叫一点!

wenyingxingfuditoudoukaishiyunle,tacongxiaoqiongdaoda,zheibeiziyemeijianguozheimeduoqian!

baituo,neikeshiwugeyi!

还只是定金!

tayaozaiquwenwencaishenye,haiyoushenmekeyisongtade!

啊呸!

shiyaowenwencaishenye,haixuyaoshenme,tazheiliyingyoujinyou!

bushixihuankanshuma?keyi!doukeyikan!

wenyingzuijiaoyangyizheweixiaoxiangzhaogebaozhuangneixiehuangjinyushi,danmeizhaodaoheshidebao,zuihouyonglelianggehuanbaodaicaibaneixiebaobeizhuangxia。

baannaheguwandianlaobansongzou,wenyinglikejixiaochenruixieleyifengxin。

“caishenye,ninhaihuozhema?haixuyaoshenmejinguanshuo。”

tazhiyougaozhongbiye,yaowenjiaozideguwenbuhuixie,zhinengjinkenengxiedejianlve,rangxiaochenruikandong。

xiewanhou,tameizizidiluoxia“wenying”lianggezi。

zhengzhongqishidibaxinfangjinbingxiang。

xiangdaogangshoudaodewugeyi,wenyingzaigebijiudiandingleyizhuocai,baoshangbingxiangqujiudian,dasuanjixiaochenruibubushenti。

tayaozhennengcongdilaotaochulai,xianzaizuizhongyaodedangranshibuchongyingyang。

duanyaozhiqiankandaowenyingzounaerdoubaozhegebingxiang,haijuedetagenyoubingside。

xianzaitahuigoutuidizhudongbangmangbaobingxiang。

shiwen,sheimeiyouqidaoguoguimifacai?

zheihaoshiyesuanshibeitayushangle。

liangrenyiqidaojiudianbaojian,fuwuyuankaishishangcai。

dongporou、donganziji、tangculiyu、songsaoyugeng、yanshuiya、xiefenshizitou、sanbeiji、fotiaoqiang、congbaohaican……

shijigecaimanmandangdangbaileyizhuo。

wenyingyouyaoleyixiedabaohe,taheduanyaojialeyibufencaizijichi,qiyudequanbuzhuangzaidabaohelifangjinbingxiang。

xiwangcaishenyehaijianzai,chidaocaihouzaishijingtiyaoqiu!

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“爷,封城了!”

jitianshenqingyansudizoujinanshi,“huangshangzhidaoninyueyuhouzhennu,fanghuayidingyaochadaonindexialuo,cishiyouqiwangfuze,huanghouqianququanshuo,beiguanlejinbi。”

xiaochenruiliansezhouranbianleng。

fuhuangjiusuanzaihunzhang,zanshiyebuhuibamuhouzenyang。

bianguanzhengzaidazhang,fuhuangbingbugandezuijiujiu。

zheiyeshitaganyueyudeyuanyinzhiyi。

zhishi,zheigehunyongdiwangde**,haishirangtagandaoxinjing。

qiwangzhidaojitianhetaguanxihao,yidinghuilaichaxinguogongfu。

tamenyijingtiqianhexinguogongshuohao,xinguogonghuijiachengjitianhetaiziyiqitaochucheng。

dengqiwangfangsongjingti,bazhuyilifangzaichengwai,tamenjiuyirongzaichengneixingdong。

xiaochenruinianshaozaiwaiyoulishixueguoyirongshu,daomeixiangdaonengyouyitiantanengjiuzijiyiming。

zhengshuozhe,menfenglisaijinlaiyizhangzhitiao,jitianjianqilaiyikan,biaoqinglimabianle,“qiwangyaozaixinguogongfuzhuxia!”

jitianbazhitiaodijixiaochenrui:“fuqinshuoqiwangfanghua,zhaobudaowomentabuhuilikai。”

xiaochenruiniejinshouzhongdezhitiao。

kanlaibuguantaxuannatiaolu,qiwangdoushitielexinbataganjinshajue!

yironggongjuzaiwaimian,dantamenxianzaimeiyoubanfachuqu。

shenxian!shenxianyidingkeyibangtagaihuanrongmao!

tibijishenxianxiehaoxin,xiaochenruidakaixiaomuhe。

shunjianyizhenxiangweipiaolai,muhelimianzhengzhengqiqimazheyihecai,xiaochenruinachulaihou,limianhaiyou,tayoujixuna。

足足十几道菜!

youji、youya、youyu、yourou!

tayijinghenjiumeiyouchiguoxiangyangdefancai,zaidilaolizuzuelehaojitian,dishuiweijin,quankaoshenxiancidemohekekoukelehuoxialai。

现在又给他送菜。

caiquanbuquchulaihou,haiyouyifengxin。

taxianzaiyijingnengrenchushenxianxiedejianlvedezi。

神仙叫他财神爷。

xiaochenruixiaole,kanlaishenxianduineixiejinyinzhubaohenmanyi,tazhiqianhaipaneixiesuwurubuleshenxiandeyan,haihaoshenxianxihuan。

shenxianrangtayouxuyaodejinguanti,zheishizaiguanxinta。

tayoukanxiangluokuan,yuanlaishenxianjiao“wenying”,mingzizhenhaoting,jiandanyoudaqi。

xiaochenruirangjitianbaxinfangjinquhou,liangrenyiqizuoxiachifan。

tajiayiqikuaizitangculiyu,yuroubiaomianjiaocui,touzheyouguang,rukoutianxian。

zheikouyuroujiletamodadeguli,taxianzaihaoxianghunshenchongmanliliang。

shenxianzhendeshigejihaodeshenxian。

qiwangjiranxiangdeng,jiurangtadengba。

xiaochenruimantiaosilidipinchangshenxiancidemeiwei。

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haipacuoguoxiaochenruidehuixin,wenyingteyimeiguanbingxiangmen。

baliudecaichiwan,liangrenchengdaodupiyuangugu。

wenyingdalegebaoge,bingxiangzhongyuchuxianyizhangzhi,xinshangfangzheyikexiaoxiaodejinguazi。

kanlaixiaochenruihaihuozhe!taihaole。

tanaqijinguazi,xiaoxiaodejincancande,zheidongxitazhizaixiaoshuolijianguo,yuanlaizheimejingzhi。

wenyingshouhaojinguazi,nachuxinkan,xiaochenruiwentayoumeiyougaihuanrongmaodefangfa,erqieshiwanhuoji。

《datongwangchao》juzudedaojulaoshishitapaolongtaojiurenshidepengyou,taneiyoubushaohaodongxi。

rangduanyaobabingxiangbaohuijia,wenyinghedaojulaoshilianxihou,dalegechejiuquyingshicheng。

shangcijizhenzhenzaoyaotaqiangziyuan,wuchiyoubeicita,haitazuzuzairesougualesantian,zhidaoxianzaihaizaibeima。

danxianzaishiwanshang,qujuzuyinggaimeishi。

hedaojulaoshipengmianhou,wenyinggenzhetadaocheshang。

“wodejiadangjibendouzaizheierle,nikanzhetiao,womiyihuier,yihuierhaiyaoshanggong。”

wenyingduizheneixiedaojutiaohualeyan,kanlaikanqulianggemeinvzaoxingdexiangjiaomianjuzuihetayanguang。

shuoqilai,buzhidaoxiaochenruizhangxiangruhe,yinggai……yougaoyoushuaiba!

nalelianggemianju,tayounalelianggejiaxiong,jiranyaobanchengnvde,jiubanchedi,yigudairendeshuiping,yidingkeyimenghunguoguan。

wenyingqingpaiyixiadaojulaoshi:“wojiuyaozheidian,xianzoule。”

daojulaoshimimihuhudizhengkaiyankandaotashoulinademianjuhejiaxiong,shunjianjingshenle,lazhewenyingdegeboburangtazou,“nihuanyige,mianjuwohaiyaoyongde!”

“woyeyaoyong,woshiwanhuoji!nizaimailianggebujiuxingle!”wenyingbaikaidaojulaoshideshouyaoxiache。

“shimianshangmaidebuhao,zheiwozijizhaorenzuode,gunainai,woxiagexingqizhenyaoyong!”daojulaoshikuaikule。

“yiwankuaiqiangoubugou?”wenyingzhengtuotatiaoxiache,jinjinbaozhudaoju。

道具老师愣了。

“liangwan!nizaizhaorendingzuoliangge,zonggouleba!”

“goule。”daojulaoshinannandao。

“zhuannikashang。”wenyingyangtiandaxiao,yuanlaizheijiushizaqiandeganjue!

kandaochelihaiyoujitiaoyahuanqun,wenyingyoushunshounaleliangtiao。

这下应该齐全了。