第1章

haishiyijiakafeitingnei,linfeizhengjinweizuo,baoxiangzhuangyan,yibenzhengjingdelingtingduimiandenvzixuyuan。

“wohuaiyunsangeyue,suiranfenshoule,danshiwohaihenaiwoqiannanyou,suoyihaizibuhuidadiao。niruguoxiangquwo,neijiubixubawoqiannanyoudehaizidangchengnideqinshenghaiziyiyangtengai。”

“wobuxihuanzuojiawu,suoyinimeitianxiabanhuilaihaiyaojiwoxiyizuofandasaoweisheng。”

“wobuxiangshangban,danwoshanzhanglicai,suoyinimeigeyuedegongziyaoquanbushangjiao,fangzhinizaiwaimiangousandasi。”

“woyoujigewandehenhaodenanguimi,jiehunhouhaihuijingchanghetamenyiqichuquwan。kenenghuiyebuguisu,danshinibuyaoduoxiang,womenzhijianzhishidanchundeyouyi。wokenenghuijingchangdaitamenhuijiawan,ketamenbuxihuanyouwairenzaichang,suoyidaoshihouniquzhujiudian。”

“womashuoshenghaizishangshen,daihaizixinku,suoyishenglehaizizhihourangnimacidiaogongzuolaizhaoguwohehaizi。”

“duile,wozheirenbijiaojiangjiu,buxihuanweiquzijijiangdishenghuozhiliang,suoyinimeigeyuedeshourubunengshaoyushiwan,cailibashibawan,nihunqianbixujiwomaiyiliangbaiwanyishangdehaoche,haiyaoquanegoumaiyitaosanbaipingmiyishangdedapingceng,fangchanzhengshangxiewodididemingzi。”

“woshebudegenjiarenfenkai,buxianggengongpoyiqizhu,suoyidaoshihourangwobamahewodidibanguolai。dengjianglaiwodedidijiehunshihou,fangzijiurangjitamendanghunfang。”

“zheijiushiwodeyaoqiu,ninengzuodaoma?”

xiangqinnvzishencaigaotiao**,dabanshimao,nongzhuangyanmo,shensejuao。

“e,a,nijiangwanle?”linfeihuiguoshenlai,dangjipaizhexiongfu,xinshidandandeshuo:“meiwentimeiwenti,zheixiedoushixiaoshi。”

wenyan,laonvshenseyixi,xinxiangzijizhongyuzhaodaoyigedayuanzhonglaijiepanle。

zhishihaimeidengtagaoxing,linfeibianjixukaikou:“buguo,woxiangtiqiankaochayixianihuohaobuhao,burunijigetiyanjia,900kuai**xingbuxing?”

shixiantanhaojiaqianshichangshi,yishoujiaoqianyishoujiaohuo,yimianshihoubeirengao。

nvzichengyixiazhanqilai,nuchidao:“nikaishenmewanxiao!wozheizhongdangci**jiaconglaibushaoyu3000kuai······”

huahaimeishuowantajiulianmangbizui,yishidaozijiluxianle,nvzinaoxiuchengnu,malejushenjingbing,ranhounaqibaobaofenranlikai。

shenhouchuanlailinfeidedashengdiaokan:“wei,biejizhezoua,maimaibuchengrenyizaima。kanzaizanmenshidiyicijiaoyidefenshang,**jini1500zenmeyang?xingdehuawomenmashangjiuqujiudian!”

“**,niqusiba!xiatounan!”nvzihuitoumaleyiju,faxiankafeitingliderendouzaiyongyiyangdemuguangkanzheta,dunshilianhongdaolebozi,luohuangertao。

“qie,ququyige**,jingganbasuanpandadaowotoushang,niyebusapaoyangshuizhaozhaozijishishabiyang!”linfeipiepiezui,lianshangxiemanyane。

jiuzaizheishi,dianhuaxiangle。kandaolaidianxianshi“mushangdaren”,linfeidunshiluchuchanmeidexiaorong。

“嘿嘿,老妈。”

“jingzi,xiangqinshunlima?”

“xingkuibushunli,fouzezanmenjiajiuwandanle。”linfeiyifuxinyouyujideyangzi。

“zenmele?shibushinvfangyaoqiutaigaole?”

“hezhigao,jianzhigaodelipu!yigechulaimaide,duzilihuaizhesangeyuedadeyezhong,xiangzhaogelaoshirenjiepan。renjiabudanyaozhangwonanfangdecaizhengdaquan,haiyaonanfangquanjiajitaheniangjiarendangniuzuoma。zhangkoujiuyao88wancaili,baiwanhaoche,sanbaipingmidapingceng,fangchanzhengxietadidi,bugengongpozhu,haiyaoninlaolaisihoutahetadeyezhong,haiyaojingchangdaiyiqunnanguimihuijiaguihun,haiyaowojitamentengdifang。zezeze,laoma,nidaodicongnalizhaolaidejipina?”

“shenme?jianzhiqiyoucili!zheiyetaibuyaolianle!”dianhuaneitoulikechuanlailaomadepaoxiaosheng:“zheishibierenjieshaojiwode,dangshibatachuidetianhualuanzhuide,meixiangdaoshizheiyangdelanhuo。wodaoshiyaowenwen,tadaodiandeshenmexin!”

guaduandianhuahou,linfeijielezhang,shenqingqishuangdezouchukafeidian。

jiuzaizheishi,yiweidayeqizhesanbengzicongtashenbianjingguo。

cheshangzhuangmanlepolan,qiaqiaoyouyigenjiancicongtashoubeishanghuaguo,dunshiliuxiayidaobushenbuqiandeshangkou,xianxueliutang。

linfeichitongdedajiaoyisheng:“fake!”

“aiyo,duibuqiduibuqi,xiaohuozinimeishiba?”dayetingxiache,yilianjinzhangdexunwendao。

linfeikanlekankumingdedaye,youkanlekanzhanmanxianxuedebantiaoshoubei,zuijiaoyichou,

“meishimeishi,yidianpiwaishangeryi,huitouwozijichuliyixiajiuhaole。”

zheilaotouneimeqiong,tadoubuhaoyisitaoyaotangyaofeile。

“hehehe,zhenshibaoqian,shiwolaotouzidezeren。zheiyangba,zheishiwojiazuchuandezitanmushouchuan,jiudangshijinidepeilile。”dayebazijishoushangdaizhedeshouchuanzhailexialai,buyoufenshuodetaozaitashoushang,ranhouqishangsanbengzi,lehehedeliule。

“**,zheinaodeshinayichu?”linfeizaifengzhonglingluanlehaoyihuiercaifanyingguolai。

kerenyijingpaomeiyingle,xiangzhuijiuyelaibuji。

tawunaiyixiao,fanhuikafeidiandeweishengjian,dasuanqingxiyixiashangkou。

ranerrangtazhenjingdeshi,neigeshouchuanjingranbataliuchudexianxuequanbuxishoule,shangkouyewanquanyuhele!

“这······”

jiuzaitayilianmengbishi,yanqianturanchuxianyigeheidong,zhijiejiangtaxilejinqu。

“啊!!!!”

linfeixiayishidefachujinghuangdehaojiao,yizhentianxuandizhuanhou,tazhongzhongshuaizaidishang。

ganjuegutoudoukuaisanjiale,yikouqidingzaihoulongli,haoyihuiercaihuifushunchangdehuxi。

“woqu,tongsilaozile,zheidaodishizenmehuishi?”

“啊!!!!!”

jiuzaitayilianmangranshi,yidaojianruidenvgaoyinbatalahuilexianshi。

tabeiheleyitiao,taitouyikan,

“好白的柱子!”

“好大的桃子!”

“budui,zheishi······”

linfeikandaoyigebaihuahuadedaguniangyongyifudangzhushenzi,suozaijiaoluolisesefadou,taturanjiumingbaishizenmehuishi,xinzhongandaobumiao。

zhengxiangjiaobianshi,waimianchuanlailezaluandejiaobushenghejinzhangdeshengyin。

“guinv,zahuishi,fashengshenmeshile?”

“meimei,nizenmele?”

“laopozi,nikuaijinqukankandaodizenmefashengleshenme!”

“好!”

linfeixinzhongyihuang,xinxiangyaoshixianzaibeirendaizhudehua,tajiusuantiaojinhuangheliyexibuqingchu。

zhishihaimeidengtaxianghaoyongshenmejiekoufuyanshi,yushimenyijingbeituikaile。

yingruyanliandeshiyigedianxingdenongcunfunv,tapifucucao,dengzhetonglingdayanjing,hunshenzhandoudezhizheyilianmengbidelinfei。

“hai,shenzi,woshuozheiyiqiedoushiwuhuinixinma?”linfeiyilianpeixiao,xiwangnenggoudashihuaxiao。

xiayimiao,funvnuhouyisheng:“chouliumang!”