龙套打卡处：……
脑子寄存处：……
diyizhanggangchuanyue，jingranchenglesharenxiongshou？
嗯哼？？？
这是穿越了？？！
chenzhekanzhesizhoumoshengdehuanjing，naohaizhongbuzijuedefuxianleyigeshifendadandexiangfa。
zuoweixinshijidewangwenaihaozhe，chenzheduiyuchuanyuezheishizaojiubuzuweiqile~
shenzhihaibuzhiyicidehuanxiangguozijiyouchaoyiriyaoshinengchuanyuejiuhaole~
meixiangdaoxianzailixiangjingranzhaojinlexianshi，tahaizhendechuanyuele！
不对呀~
anzhaoxiaoshuoluoji，chuanyuezhebudouyouxitongma？
tazenmemeiganjuedaonaohaizhongyoushenmeshengyinni？
nanbuchengzijishigejiachuanyuezhe？？？
叮铃铃~~
叮铃铃~~
chenzhedeshengyinbeituranxiangqideshouji**jidaduanle。
tasuishounaqilechajishangdeshouji，kanzheshangmianbeizhuweiwangshudelaidianxianshi，zhudonganxialejietingjian。
与此同时。
youguanyutazheigeshijiedesuoyouxinxi，yedouyongruletadenaohai。
dangqiandechenzhe，shiyimingchuzuchesiji，erjitadadianhuade，yeshiyimingchuzuchesiji，jiaozuowangjianjun。
“王叔，啥指示？”
“xiaochen，jingchazhaonilema？”
警察？？？
“他找**嘛？”
“xiaochen，doushenmeshihoule，nizenmehaichuaizhemingbaizhuanghutuni~，tingshude，ganjinshoushishoushidongxilikaiba，zaiwanjiulaibujile~”
“wangshu，nishenmeyisi？bahuashuomingbaileya~”
嘟嘟~~~嘟嘟~~
嘟嘟~~~嘟嘟~~
chenzhekanzheyijingguaduandedianhua，lianshangyizhenmomingqimiao。
genjutaganggangjiazaidexinxilaikan，zheigeshijiedechenzhe，jiushiyiminglaoshibenfendechuzuchesiji。
ertazhisuoyinenggouchuanyuedaozheijushentishang，yeshiyinweiduifangzhangqidejiaban，daozhishentiyouxiechibuxiao，zhijiecusile。
zheizhongqingkuangxia，chenzheshizaixiangbumingbaijingchaweishenmehuizhaoziji？
不行！
haishidebaqingkuangwenqingchule！
chenzheyouyubantian，youjiwangjianjunbolehuiqu。
“duibuqi，ninsuobodadedianhuayiguanji，qingshaohouzaibo，sorry……”
关机了？
yaobuyaozheimebukaopuya？
wunaidetucaoleyiju，chenzhedexintiaoqueturanjiakuailejifen。
警察、离开！
dangzheilianggecizuhedaoyiqizhihou，chenzhesuonengxiangdaode，chulefanzuihaishifanzui。
kenengshizijiqianshixuanyixiaoshuokanduole。
xianzaidechenzhe，xinlidebuanyuelaiyueqianglie。
zaidujiwangjianjundaquledianhua，jieguozhuangtaihaishiguanji。
renzhensikaozhihou，chenzhejuedingxianshoujiyixiaxinxi，kankanzuijinshifouyoushenmeanjianfasheng。
naqishouzhongdeshoujikanlekan，chenzheyouwunaidefangxiale。
xianzaikeshi2006nian，zhinengjihaimeiyouchuxianni。
gengbietixiangduiyingdeneixiexinwenruanjianle。
rujinnenggouzuikuaihuoquxinxidetujing，pashizhiyoudianshile。
zaishafashangfanzhaoleyixiayaokongqi，chenzhekuaisudedakailedianshi，bingdiyishijianzhaodaolebendipindao。
“xianzaichaboyitiaojinjixiaoxi，jintianzaoshangzaiwoshitiyugongyuanfujin，faxianyijushiti，jingjingchachubupanduan，sizheweitasha，gonganjiguanzhengzaiquanlizhenpocian，xiwangguangdashiminzhongyouxiansuode，diyishijianxiangyouguanbumentigong，ruruoxiansuonengduipoanyouzhongdabangzhu，kehuode1-5wanbudengjiangjin！”
“shouhairenxinxi：limou，nv，25sui，jiubazhuchanggeshou，zuowanlingchenliangdianxiaban，jintianzaoshang5dian30faxianyuhai，sizheshengqianshentiduochuguzhehecuoshang，bingyouguoxingxingwei！”
“xiansuozhengjidianhua：110，xiansuolianxiren：zhoujingguan，lianxidianhua：155…………”
呼~~
kanwansuoyoudebaodaohou，chenzhebuzijuedehuleyikouqi。
kanlaitadecaiceshiduide。
xianzaideta，henkenenggenzheigeanjianchanshenglelianxi。
buranwangjianjunyebuhuizheiyangqutixing。
youlezheiyangdeyanzheng，chenzhediyishijianxunzhaolezuowandejiyi。
zuotianwanshangtahewangjianjundoushiyeban。
yelipaochebubibaitian，jinglihezhuyilidoudadazhekou。
suoyichuzuchesijizaimeihuodeshihou，daduohuidadianhuahuozhedengzaimougerenduodequyujuzaiyiqichuiniubi。
zheiyangbujinnenghuanjiejimo，hainengdiaodongshenti，rangyebanbuzhiyuneimekun！
zuotianwanshangliangdianduodeshihou，tahewangjianjunqiahaozaijiubayitiaojiedengren。
erqiegengweiqiaohedeshi，chenzhezuotianladezhengshiyiwei20duosuinianjidenvren！
buhuiba，tazheicaichuanyuemeiliangtian，jiuyaochengsharenxiongshoulema？
chenzhezhangchuleyikouqi，youxiewunaideyaoleyaotou。
tazheigechuanyuezhe，zenmeganjueshigejiadeni？
biedechuanyuezhe，jibenshangdoushixitongjiashen，yiyanbuhejiukaigua。
即便是差一点的。
chuanyuezhedeshenfenyedouhentuchu，huozheshiyouzugouduodeshijianhechoumaquchoubeijiexialaidelu。
ketazheigechuanyuezhe，queyuzheixiedaxiangjingting。
bujinqijinweizhihaimeiyouchuxianxiangduiyingdexitong，fanertaxianzaihaichengleyimingfanzuixianyiren。
erqiebuzhidaoweishenme，tazongjuedewangjianjunturandeguanji，youdiantaiguoqiaohele。
gaobuhaoxianzaiwangjianjunyijingjijingchatigonglexiansuo，zhengdaizhejingchawangzheiliganni。
suiranzheiyiqiedouzhishicaice，danqianshiduiyugezhongxuanyixiaoshuodeyanjiu，rangtazaojiuduirenxingdechoulou，youlegengweishencengciderenzhi。
renweicaisi，niaoweishiwang。
qinxiongdiyinweiqiancai，dounenggoudadebukekaijiaoni。
genghuangluntahewangjianjunzheiyangdeguanxile。
erqiecongkeguanjiaodulaishuo。
wangjianjundejubaoyezaiqinglizhizhong。
bijingzaidangqianqingkuangxia，tadequeyouzhebuxiaodexianyi。
怎么办？
跑是不跑？
paodehua，neijiuyoudianzuozeixinxu，budazizhaole。
bupaodehua，jingchapashihenkuaijiuhuizhaoshangmen。
suirantaxiangxinduifangyidinghuigongpinggongzhengdebanshi，danruguozhenzhengdexiongshoushifenjiaohuadehua，tahaizhenyoukenenghuichengweitizuiyang。
zheizhongshiqing，bupayiwan，jiupawanyiya……
yaoshinenggoukandaoxiangduiyingdejuanzongjiuhaole，zhishaozheiyang，tanengqingchujiujingshizenmeyihuishi！
jiuzaichenzhesisuozhijian，yidaoqipanyijiudetishiyin，turancongnaohaizhongxiangleqilai。
“ding，jiancedaoheshisuzhu，zuiexitongzhengzaijiazaizhong！”
“ding，zuiexitongjiazaiwancheng，xitongdalibaozhengzaifafang，qingzhuyichashou~”
“ding，gongxisuzhu，chenggonghuodeanjianmonikongjian！”
【anjianmonikongjian：danganzifashengzhihou，suzhuzhixushuochuxiangduiyingdeanzi，biannengzainaohaizhongjinruanfaxianchang，bingqieshiwanquanyimoyiyangdeanfaxianchang，tongshizaianjianmonikongjianzhong，suzhukesuishitiqujingfangsuozhangwodexiansuo，zhizhianjianjieshu！】
chenzheduiyuturuqilaideshouhuo，youxieshiliaoweiji。
zheinandaojiushichuanshuozhongdetianwujuerenzhiluma？
ruguotanengkandaoyoujihuijiechuanzidehua，neiyiqiedeyiqie，haoxiangyoubuyiyangle~