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xianweiganbujiashuyuanli,cishiyizhenjifeigoutiao。

“lumingnikuaiduochuqu,burandengnibahuilaiyaodasini!”

“nishuonizenmezheimehutu,niweishenmeyaogainibadegaozi,nizhibuzhidaozheifengaoziduinibayouduozhongyao,yidanchulewentinibazheigefuxianzhangjiuzuobuchengla!”

muqinsuchunfanghuojihuoliaochongjinfangjian,ranhoubuyoufenshuozhuaiqilumingjiuwangwaizou。

lumingyuanbenzaijialihezhechakanzhebao,turanjiubeilaomuqinjijiuqilaile。

lumingmashangmingbaiguolai,shenzhihaiyouxiexiaojidong:“ma,shiwenzhangzaidonghuribaoshangfabiaoleduima?”

suchunfangjiaoxiayidun,huitoubukesiyikanzheerzi:“lumingnideleshenmeshixinfeng?nijiuzheimehennibama?nibayoushenmedifangduibuqinide,niyaozheimehaita?”

lumingxinzhongyitan:womeiyouhaita,woqiaqiashizaiwanjiutadezhengzhiqianchengya!

kexizheihualumingmeibanfashuochulai,bijingsheiyounengxiangxinzhenyouzhongshengzheizhongliqideshiqing。

yipianwenzhangjuedingyigefuxianzhangdeqiantu,zheizaiduoshuqingkuangxiadoushiyigexiaohua,zhiyoumouxieteshuqingkuangcaiyoukeneng。

90niandaideguoqigaizhihonghonglielie,shibaizaimeiyigeshixianlingdaozhuoanshangzuidadenanti。

xianweishujimabaohuazhuzhangbaoshou,renweiguoqigaizhiqiandongchengqianshangwanzhigongjiashudeweilaishengji,zijidongdongzuipijiandan,danneixieguoqizhigongjiashutamenyidanshiqugongzuoyaozenmeshenghuo?

zijishirenminganbu,jiuxuyaoduirenmindeshenghuofuzhifuze,bunengzhikanzhongzijineiyidianzhengji,yaoxiaoxinjinshen。

xianzhanghudeshengdezhuzhangganghaoxiangfan,renweigaigejiuyinggaidadaokuofu,youqixiangguoqizheizhongbushiyingshidaifazhandelaojiuzhidujiugaitaotai,zhiyoushuaidiaoguoqidecaizhengbaofu,youlechongyuzijinyihou,cainengyongyuqitafangmiandefazhanjianshe。

liangzhongluxianwusuoweiduicuo,zhishiduiyuxiamiandegejiguanyuanjiuhentoutengle。

跟谁?

zheichenglebaizaisuoyouchangshangguanyuanmianqianzuiyaomingdexuanzeti,yinweiyigebuhaojiuyaoduansongzijidedahaoqiancheng。

zhanduiyongyuanshiguanchangshangzuilaodanandewenti,youqihaishizheizhongliangbianbixuxuanqiyidedanxuanti。

yaoshilaodieluweiminzhishiyigeputongdejuzhangzhuren,huoxuhaiyouqiqiangdekeneng,danfuxianzhang,jiubixuduizijidezhengzhiluxianyousuobiaoshi。

fouzehuibeirenwei“quefasixiangjuewu”“meiyouzerendandang”,fanerliangbiandouhuidezui。

yushiluweiminzaibaibansilvyihou,xiexiayipian“guoqigaizhishizaibixing”dewenzhangzaidonghuribaoshangfabiao,yishizijidezhanduiluxian。

jiuzheipianwenzhangranglumingjidiaolebao,cong“guoqigaizhishizaibixing”gaichengle“gaizhiguoqibunengshishuaibaofu”,mingyanrenyikanjiumingbaizheishiconghuxianzhangluxianzhuanyidaolemashujiluxian,suoyilaomacaizheimehuojihuoliaoganhuilairangzijichumenduoduo。

suchunfangbuzhidaoerziweishayaohuitabadeguantu,zuoweimuqintazhizhidaozijiyaojiuerzi。

xiangbisuchunfangdejiaoji,lumingxiandexiangdangdanding,shenzhihaixiayouxianxindekaiqiwanxiao:“manikanlewoxiedewenzhangma?wojuedeyaobilaodieneijigexianfubanmishugenghao,kanlaiwoyehenyoudanglingdaoganbuqianzhima!”

suchunfangyaojifengle,hentiebuchenggangdetaiqishouzhang:“xianzaishikaiwanxiaofanhundeshihouma?shipingjianiwenzhangxiedehaobuhaodeshihouma?bushuozheixiele,nihaishiganjinquwaimianduoduo,dengnibahuilainijiuzoubule,bieyiweinibadanglefuxianzhangjiubuhuinapidaichounila!”

zheizhongduanrenguantudexingwei,bieshuoshifuxianzhang,jiushishujixianzhangyeyaofabiao,qinxiongdigaobuhaodounengnaochurenming。

zhengshimingbaizheiyidian,suchunfangcaiganjinlaerzichuquduoduo,dengfengtouguolezaishuo。

bijingqinerzi,qixiaolejiuhaole。

shuohuajian,suchunfanglazheluminglaidaolemenkou,kecaidakaimen,quekandaoyigegangyidezhongnianrenzhanzaimenkou,tajiushibeiluminghaicanledeluweimin。

cishiluweiminmiansetieqing,yifuheikuangyanjingdangbuzhuyanlixiongxiongpenchudenuhuo,fangfomianqiandebingbushiqinerzi,ershishenmexuehaichourenyiban,keyixiangxiangyaoshiyanshenyoushashanglidehua,kongpalumingxianzaiyijingbeicuoguyanghuile。

luweimindefennuhenzhengchang,jintiantacaidaodanweijiubeixianzhangjiaoqubangongshiliyitongshuchu,tazheicaizhidaozijifabiaodegaozijuranbeilumingdiaolebao,huanchenglezhichishujibaoshouluxiandewenzhang。

nanguaineitianlumingfeichangjijizigaofenyongdeyaoqiusonggao,yuanlaizaoyouyumou。

xiaotuzaizizhenshifanletianle!

laomasuchunfangdiyishijiantiaochulaidangzaierzimianqian:“laoluya,jintianzenmezheimezaohuilaile,danweineibianmeishima?”

haikanxianglaobashenhou:“neigexiaoliuya,jintianyexinkunile。”

xiaoliushilaobademishu,jinguangenbenbumingbailumingzheiweishaoyeweishenmeyaohaizijiqindie,querengranjilingdezhanchulaiquanweidao:“laobanninshentibuhao,youxieshiqinghaiyaoxinpingqihedejiang,ninchangjiaodaowomenrenheshiqingdouyouyuanyin……”

luweiminshenxiyikouqi,taxianshiyixiaoliuhuiqu,ranhourangsuchunfangfangxin,biaoshizijiyoufencun。

lumingxianglaodiegaogaoshuqidamuzhi:“zanlaobabukuishifuxianzhang,jiuzheigetaishanbengyuqianermianbugaisedeyangqigongfuwojiudexueyibeizi!”

laomahuitoudenglumingyiyan,xinshuozheichouxiaozizheishihoulaidaoshenmeluan,neimedadeshiyiweipaizheimegemapijiunengmenghunguoguanle?

哼!

luweiminmianwubiaoqingdezoujinjiamen,zuoxiazaishafashangxianglumingzhaoshou:“shuoshuoba,daodizenmehuishi?shisheizhishinizheimezuode?”

lumingyaotou:“meiyousheizhishi,shiwozijiyaozheimezuo。”

laobaturanzhongzhongyipaizhuozi:“nishuobushuo?neizhongwenzhanggenbenbushininengxiechulaide!”

jianfuqinfahuo,muqinmashangshanglaidayuanchang,yibianrangfuqinxiaoxiaoqi,yibianzebeilumingbushengxin:“jiunineisanjiaomaoshuipingwomennengbuzhidao?kendingyourenyaohainiba,nizheishihoubuyaofanhunlaoshijiaodai,buyaobeihuairenliyongle!”

fumudehuaiyihenyoudaoli,yinweilaodiedewenzhangkebushisuibianxiexieneimejiandan,ershixianfubanjigejingyanfengfudebiganzifanfuzhenglileyigeduolibaicaizuizhongdinggaode,bukeweibujingdiaoxizhuo。

chucizhiwaidonghuzuoweishilizuidadebaoshe,youyitaowanzhengdeshenhezhidu,youqiduizheizhonganhanzhengzhifengxiangdewenzhang,kendingyaojinxingyangebaguan,bukenengmangmufabiao。

kepianpianbaosheneibianbingmeiyouqueren,tongshilaidelushangluweiminyerenzhenkanguolewenzhang,queshigaoshuiping,neibilishenhouyikanjiushiyouzhishaoshinianyishanggongwenxiezuojingyandegaoshou,yuanbukenengshilumingzheizhonggangchuxiaoyuandemaotouxiaozinengbini。

luminghenrenzhendehuida:“kewenzhangzhenshiwoxiede,meirenzhishi。”

xianglexiang,lumingyoujiezheshuo:“haodaiwozaixuexiaoshixuanchuanganshi,haizaozaoruledangde,xiegewenzhangbushiyoushoujiuxing?”

duilumingzheiqingtiaodetaidu,muqinyouyaofahuo,danzheiciquebeifuqinlanzhule。

“jiusuanshinixiedeba。”

fuqinhuanlegefangshi:“neimenizheimezuodemudeshishenme?”