第2章 你是小肥羊吗

songyueranganggangzuoxia,zhuozijiubeirenqingqingqiaolexia,tazhuantoukanguoqu,shiyigemoshengnvren。

chulezhangdehaokanzhiwai,meiyounalinenggouxiyindaota,tebieshineishuangdaizhexiaoyideyanjing,xiemanleduitadefeifenzhixiang,taifuqianle!

tachenyinyihui,limaodiwenleju:“qingwen,zheiweixiaojieyoushenmeshima?”

“woshilaifuyuede,wonengzuoma?”xieyundiantou,huida。

songyueranyitingxieyunshilaifuyuede,zheibiaoqingjiuyouleweimiaodebianhua,tazuoleyige“qing”deshoushi。

“请坐!”

zheiweixiaojiekanzheyebuxiangshigentachuanfeiwendeneiweia……

songyueranxiangnachushoujifanyixiaxinwen,youjuedebutailimao,biandaxiaolezheigeniantou。

jinjiezhe,xieyunjiuwentale:“nixihuanhejiuma?”

songyueran:“haikeyi……”

jiuzheimemeitoumeinaodeliaolejijudoumeiyoushuodaozhongdian,songyueranyoudianbunaifanle,tajintianchulaichifan,shilaijiejuewentide,bushigenrenliaotiande。

haishiyigeduitayouzhenonghouxingqudenvren……

“xuexiaojie,wokanwomenkeyitanyitanzuotiandexinwen……”

songyuerandehuagangshuodaozhongdian,yidaomingxiandegaogenxieshengyinzaizheidatingxiangqi。

haidaizhejifenqishixiongxiongdeyiwei。

xuejiayiyanjingmaolehuo,zheishitadiyicigensongyuerandanduchifan,jingxindabanlehaoyihui,ganzheshijianyezhishibiyuedingshijianwanleshifenzhongeryi。

jiuzaizheishifenzhongdeshijianli,songyueranduimianjingranzuozhebiedenvren?

这叫她怎么忍?

xuejiayiyuqisuanbushanghao,shenzhiyoudianbuyoushandikanzhexieyun:“nishishei?weishenmezuozaizheili,wogensongyueranshishenmeguanxinizhidaoma,womenmashangjiuyaodinghunle!!!”

xuejiayidehuawuyishidangtouyibang。

xieyunzhazhayan,daoxiyikouliangqi,juedebukesiyi,yishuangyanjinglimianxiemanleyihuokanzhesongyueran。

还能这样??

duimianshuaigedeyisishi,buxiangxiangqinbei,zhishuojiuhaole,hebizhaogenvrenlaiyanxi。

她又不是不识抬举。

xieyunshengyinhenpingjing:“nidinghunle?”

songyueranbuqingchuxieyunweishenmehuiwentazheigewenti,danhaishihenlimaodihuidale:“meiyou,wogenzheigeren……butaishu。”

薛佳怡:“?”

a,rucikanlai,neijiushishuaigedetaohuataiduole,douzhuidaolezheilaile。

songyueranyoushuole:“buguo,zheiyinggaigenwomenzhijianyaochulideshiqingmeiyouguanxiba?”

xieyunyoushiyileng,zenmemeiguanxi?

gangganghuadaozuibiandejiuhaimeiyouluozaiduzili,jiujiansongyueranbazijideshoujidileguolai。

xieyunxiayishijieleguolai。

shangmianminghuanghuangxiezhesongyuerangennvrendefeiwen。

谢韵不懂:“?”

songyueran:“xuexiaojie,wojintianlaishixianggaozhiniyixia,zheitiaoxinwenyoudianwenti,zheibianwohuianpairenyuanlimachediao,wangzhouzhi。”

xieyunzheicaitingqingchu,songyueranhandeshixuexiaojie,erbushixiexiaojie。

tayanzhuzizhuanlezhuan,zhuantouyouduishanglezhanzailiangrencanzhuopangdenvren。

zheigenvren,henyoukenengcaishisongyueranyaoyuederen。

neitadexiangqinduixiangni??duimianzheigeshuaigehaiyaobuyaoxiangqinle?

haipagangayijirencuorendexieyun,zuizhonghaishimeiyouwenchuzheimediurendewenti。

jiuzaitagangadekongxi,xuejiayibuzhidaozounaerqujielegedianhua,zuozhehaimeiyouyifenzhong,xieyunbianzhaolegejiekouquweishengjian。

tazhendexianglike,taowang!

weishengjianwaiyouyigexiaozoulang,xiaozoulangchuquyanzhejiushicantingdedaolu。

benlaijiushizhaodejiekou,xieyunzhanzaixishoutaimianqianfadai,shizeshisikao,daodiyaozenmejiejuegangcaidehuamian。

danxiaozoulangwaixuejiayidadianhuadeshengyinhaiyoutiji“songyueran”zheigeminganxingmingdeneirong,rangtabudebuzaiyi。

tajiuzheimeshuangshouchengzaixishoutaishang,xuejiayideshengyinzidongjiuwangtaerduolimianchuan。

“fangxinba,woyouxinxin,woyidinghuirangsongyueranbabeichengjihuajiaojiwomende,tazheigerenrongbudebandianfeiwen,zheiciwogentachuleyulexinwen,zenmeshuodouhuibeizhaoshangde。”

“wogaosuni,jiejuelezheibiandeshiqing,nikeqianwanbunengchushenmechazi,xuejiajiukaozhebeichengjihuadeqianqisihuishengle。”

xieyuntinglehaoyihui,tingmingbaile,zheixuejiayishibasongyuerandangchengxiaofeiyanglea。

tingxuejiayidehua,tamenxiangcongsongyueranzheibiandedaobeichengjihua,zhishiweilezijin,genbenjiubuhuiguanbeichengdegongqi,benlaigongchengjiujinzhang,dayouyifurenyoubeichengbianchenglanweilou……?

zhendeshihuaitoule,kanqilaipiaopiaoliangliangdexiaoguniang。

chongzhesongyuerandeyanzhi,tayebunengrangzheijianshifasheng!

daixuejiayilikaizhihou,xieyunxilegeshoucaichuleweishengjian。

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yo,zheishizaixiangtashiweini,danshizenmeshuoni,tajiuxihuangenrenduizhegan,tebieshibitahaiyaoxiaozhangde。

见一个收拾一个!

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xieyunzouhuilai,henzirandizuozailesongyuerandepangbian,xuejiayidunshiguazaizuibiandexiaojiujiangzhule。

songyueranxiaofududiwangpangbiannuolenuo,zheibeixieyunkanzaiyanli,momodijihenshangle。

zhenshiyigehaolengmo,meiyouxindenanren,meinvzuozaipangbian,haibuweisuodong。

xieyunyebujiujiezheixie,henshanjierenyidishuo:“jirannimenyoushiyaotan……”

xuejiayiwangzheta,yanshenlimiandecuicushifenmingxian,fangfotabushuo,xuejiayixiayimiaojiuxiangbangtashuo:neijiukuailikai!

“neinimenjiuxiantan,tanwanle,wozaihesongxianshengshuoqitade。”xieyunxiaozhegoulegoutoufa,suihounachushoujiziguzidiwanleqilai,zhenggerenxinwupangwude,zaishoujishanghuaguolaihuaguoqude。

xuejiayiliansesuanbushanghao,dansongyueranmeifahua,tayebuhaoshuoshenme:“songxiansheng,shizheiyangde,guanyufeiwendeshiqing,wokeyidayingni,danwohaiyouyigetiaojian。”

xieyungoulegouzuijiao,jiaruozheishihoutadetoushitaizhede,yourenjiuhuishuo,zheiyifuzhangwodaju,zhixiaoyiqiedemoyang……youyidiandianzhuangbi。

songyueranjuedeyouyidianbukesiyi,dantameishuo,jingjingdidengdaixuejiayixiawen。

haishitouyici,yourenyinweifeiwengentatantiaojiande。

xuejiayiyouxiejinzhang,danzheishitaweiyidebanfale:“xiwangsongxianshengnenggoubabeichengjihuajiaojiwomenxuejialaizuo,xuejiayidinghuijininyigemanyidedafu。”

xieyunmomowanzheshouji,tingzhe。

内心吐槽。

haozhijiee,shigerendouhuijujuedeba。