各朝各代。
wushurendouhuaizhegezhongbutongdexinqing，zhushizhezheigechenjiyijiudetianmu。
jiuzaitianmuguangmangsanquzhihou，chuxianzaitamensuoyourenyanqiandeshiyigeconglaimeiyoujianguodefangjianchuxianzaitamenyanqian。
erzaifangjiandechuangtashang，yigeshaonianrenzhengshuidezhengxiang。
kandaotianmuzhongyuchuxianbianhuahou，yingzhengdeyanzhongshanguoyimoeran，qiangzizhendingdebiaoqingdouyouxiebengbuzhule。
bushi，denglebantian，jiujiwokanzhei？
“nanbuchengzheibianshitianshangdexianrenbucheng？”
youdachenshuangmushishendekanzhetianmunannanziyu。
“zheixianrenkanzhegendaoshigenwomenyemeishenmebutong，jiushizheitoufazenmeshiduanfa？”
“zheifangzizenmezheimexiao，xianrenjiuzhuzheimedadiandifangma？”
“buguozheiwuneidebaishexuduodongxiwanquankanbumingbai。”
zhongduowanggongdachenyibiansisizhushizhetianmu，yibiangenshenbiandetongliaoqieqiesiyuzhe。
zhudikanzhetianmushanghanshuideshaonian，xuanzhedeyikexinzhongyuluolexialai。
guantashishei，bushizandiejiuxing！
zaizheiyike，wushubaixingyefenfendingzhetiankong，xuduorendoudengyuanleyanjing，danbuganshuohua，shengpahuluanyanyuyinqilexianrendenuhuo。
danyeyoubushaodanzidadexiaoshengyilunleqilai。
“xianrenzhangdezhenhaokanya，niqiaoqiaozheiyanjing，zheibizi，zenmejiushengdezheibanhaokanni。”
“nizheixiaonizizhendeshishenmehuadouganshuo，niyebupaxianrenguaizui。”
“nihaishuowo，niqiaoqiaoni，liandouhongle，mobushidianjishanglexianrenba。”
“nizheixiacugui，kanwobusilenidezui~”
lichaolidai，wushuguniang**qieqiesiyubuduanyilunzhe。
yuanbenshuohuahaibijiaoxiaoxin，faxianbingbuhuiyinqizheishenjiguaizuizhihou，danziyedaleqilai，gegexiaoxifugengshihunsubujideyilunleqilai。
zuoweinvzilaishuo，youdiweiyoushenfendenvzi，nengjiandaowainandejihuiquzhikeshu，cikedouranjiandaozheiyangyigenongmeidayandeshaonianlang，sidixiaziranshiyifanfenshuo。
erkeyipaotoululiandeputongnvzi，nenggoujiandaodenanziyewufeijiushishenbiandeyixienonghuzi，xiangtianmushangzheibanganjingshuaiqideshaonianlangkebuduojian。
“hahaha，qubing，nikanzheixianrenmeiyanzhijiandeshencai，gennidaoyoujifenxiangsi。”
liuchezixidalianglejiyanhuoqubinghouyoudao，“ng，nibizheishaonianlangheilejifenjiushi。”
huoqubinghaobuzaiyixiaolexiao，“chenzheiliangnianqimadazhang，queshiheilebushao。”
lishiminlvlelvzijidehuxu，“zheishaonianlangruguozhenshitianshangxianren，yebuzhidaozheitianmuxianxiandezheiyimushiheyongyi。”
gegeshikongzhizhong，wushurenzhenduiyanqiantianmuchuxiandeyiqiegezhongtaolun。
yourenzaihaoqizheitianmuzhizhongchuxiandeshaonianlangshifouzhendeshixianren，yourenzaiyanjiuzheifangjianlimiandegezhongqiwu，yeyoujingtongdanqingzhishuzhiren，jiangyanqianchuxiandeyiqiequanbuhualexialai。
yejiuzaitamenmubuzhuanjingguankandeshihou，tianmuzhizhongdezheigeshaonianlangzhongyuxingleguolai。
zheiyicitamenjiukandegenglaijingle，duiyuzheitianmuzhizhongchuxiandezheiyiqietamenshizaiyoutaiduoyiwenle。
linqizaishuimengzhizhongmimihuhudexingleguolai，zhiganjueyoushenmemaorongrongdedongxizaizijidelianshanghualaihuaqu，suihoujiuganjuexiongkouyichen。
“嗷~嗷呜~”
linqipianguotou，yigeyuangungundanaodaidemaomichuxianzaiyanqian，ganggangzijilianshangmaorongrongdeganjueshizheimaomiyongzhuazizaibalatadelian。
zhuanguotouyikan，xiongkouchuhaiyazheyizhi。
sihushiganjuedaoletadezhushi，taxiongkouchudezheizhimaokanletayiyan，qishenshenleyigelanyao，suihoujileguolai，zhangzuibutingdemiaomiaomiaodejiaoleqilai，ganjuemamalieliede。
“biebalawole，qikaiqikai。”
linqizhualezhuatoufa，xiankaibeizixialechuang，nachushoujikanleyiyanshijian，yijingkuaizhongwushierdianle，yijuezuzushuileshilaigexiaoshi。
suiyizhaoleyijianwaitaochuanshanghou，linqimuguangluozaileshenqiandunzuozhedeliangzhimaoshenshang。
shile，xiangqilaile，zheiqianshenshiyangleliangzhimaode。
yizhimeiduan，yizhimanjikangrubaisedeaijiaomao。
meiduandemingzijiaowuyi，aijiaodeneizhijiaoliuyi。
“嗷~嗷~嗷呜~”
wuyitiaodaoletadetuishang，liuyituiduan，bengdaleyixiameitiaoshanglai，jidejiuchayaoshuohuale。
linqizheicaixiangqilai，zuotianwanshangdaoxianzaisihumeiyouweitamendongxichi。
qishen，benlaixiangxianjizijinongdianchide，dankanzhezheiliangzhimaojideyaosideyangzi，xianglexiang，haishixianzhaodianliangweijitamen，jiaodegenyaochirenyiyang。
maodehua，yinggaishiyaochimaoliangdeba。
linqisisuoleyixiahou，dakaileyigejuzi，limianmanmandengdengsaimanlegezhongmaomiyongpin。
erzaitadongzuodeshihou，liangzhimaoyeweizhetabuduanyidong。
“叮叮当当~”
suizhemaoliangdaorumaowandeshengyinxiangqihou，wuyiheliuyijiurutongesiguitoutaiyibanchongdaolemaowanqian，jiangtoumaizaimaowanlihengchihengchidechileqilai。
“还挺乖的嘛~”
linqixiaozhemolemotamendenaodai，zheiliangzhimaocikeyanqianzhiyoumaoliang，duiyutadefumotingdunleyixiahou，jiubuguanbugujixuchileqilai。
“huo，zheiliangzaizihaitingnengchi，nanguaizheimepang。”
linqikanzhezheiliangmaonaodaida**feideyangzi，pailepaitamende**houzhanleqilai。
suiranturanzhijianchuanyuerangtaxianzaihaishiganjueyoudianbutaizhenshi。
不过事已至此。
先吃饭吧。
dakaibingxiangkanlekan，xianshijianlelianggejidan，youchaoleyiwanlajiaochaorou，xialeyidabamiantiaohou，yidawanxiangpenpendelajiaochaoroubanmianjiuxinxianchulule。
“呼哧呼哧~”
“香~”
linqibalaliangdakoumian，younaleyibansuanyaoleyikou，tanshuidailaidemanzuganrangtadeshenqingdoushushileqilai。
zheisuhuashuo，chimianbuchisuan，xiangweishaoyiban。
zheilajiaochaoroubanmian，zaiboshangjikesuandeziwei，zhendeshisheichisheizhidao。
erjiuzailinqichidezhengxiangdeshihou，zhengzaiguankantianmudegurenyeshizhakaileguo。
duiyuneixiegedadizhuguanyuan，wanggongguizulaishuo，linqizheichidedaoyemeishenme。
guanjianshitadejudongshizaishirangtamenkanbumingbai。
buyongchaihuozhiyaoqingqingyiniujiunengmaochuhuodezaotai，qingqingyiningjiunengliuchushuideshuilongtou，jianzhishirangtamendakaiyanjie，kanshenmedouganjueshifenxinqi。
“neitianshangdedongxidoushihewua，zenmeyiniujiunengmaochuhuolai，shizaishishenqi。”
liubangsuiyidedunzuozaidadianwaimian，kanzhetianshangdehuamianzezechengqi。
“zifanga，nikanchushenmemingtangchulaimeiyou？”
zhangliangxiaolexiaodao，“chenyebuzhi，buguokanqilaiyinggaishitianshangzhirendeshenghuofangshiba。”
“kanqilaidaozhenshifangbian。”
suihoutazhuanguohoukanxiangshenhouzhiren，“doujixialaimeiyou？”
cikezhangliangshenhouheranzuozheshijigeren，wangzhetianmufenbijishu，shouzhongdebidouhuidemaoyanle。
“wenzifangmiandoujixialaile，danhuahaixudeyiduanshijian。”
zhangliangdianlediantou，“wubiyisibulou，quanbujixialai。”
“诺！”
“kanqilaizhenxianga，yebuzhidaozheiwantangbingjiujingshiruheziwei，kandenaigongdouyouxieele。”
liubangpailepaiduzihahadaxiaoleliangshenghoufenfudao，“jiguyeshangdiantangbingshanglai。”
“wa，haokeaidelinu，niang，woyexiangyaozheiyangdelinu。”
xuduofujiahaizihaiyouxiaoguniangmenkanzhetianmuzhongliangzhikeaidelinu，xindouyaohuale，fenfenchaonaoleqilai。
“nibushiyoulinuma？”
“keshiwodelinukanqilaimeiyoutianshangdehaokan。”
“biechaole，zaichaojiuzouni，nixiangyao，nilaozihaixiangyaoni。”
“呜哇哇~”
yeyouwushuqianshoukanzhedakouchimiandelinqi，zaidakoudetunyanzhekoushui。
“edenianglie，zheishenmeyangderenjiacainengzheimezaoa，guoranshixianrena，huangdilaozijiayebuganzheimechiba。”
yeyounonghuyanleyantuomo，“zheikedoushishangdengdejingliang，zheiyidunjiuquanchiguangle，haiyouneihaoxierou，rizibuguolea。”
“niang，woyexiangchirou，woyexiangchimian。”
xuduoyishanlanlvdexiaowawa，zhigougoudedingzhetianmu，manyandekewang，youxiehaigenzhelinqiyiqi，linqichiyikou，tamenyebianzhangzuiyaoyikou，sihuzheiyangjiunengtouguotianmuchidaozheiwanmianle。
“niang，woe.....”
“duohedianshui，hedianshuijiubuele。”nongfudixialetoubuxiangzaiduokan，duanlaiyiwanshuijihaiziweixiahouzijiyeheleyiwan。
haibudaochifandedian，xianzaichile，wanshangjiumeidechile。
xuduoqianshouhaiyouhaizifenfenguilexialai，qidaotianshangdexianrennenggoushangtamenyikoufanchi。
“哈~嗝”
yidawanmianbeichilegejingguanghou，linqizuodaolediannaozhuoqian，shouzhonghainazheyiguanbaishimanzudeheleyidakou，suihoudaleyigeqige。
zheikelehaideshibaishicaixing，kekou，goudoubuhe！
linqijiangkelefangzailezhuozishangmian，zhei2.5yiguandetingzhuangkele，diyikoujiuzhi2.49！