【脑花烹饪处。】
【wulvwusong，qingjunnaixinguankan，buhaokannilaikanwo！】
jiangsheng，xinggangshi，yanxibieyuan。
bieshunei，yishenjujiafudeluchen，yimianweitamendeaixinwancanzuozhezuihouzhunbei，yimianbotongleqizidedianhua。
“wodeaizhiweinicunzai……”
shuxidezhuanshucai**xiangqi，qisuinverluxingmianyeqidaidiwangguolai。
“laogong。”dianhualichuanlaiyigeyueerdenvsheng。
luchenchunjiaogouqiyimowenrou：“laopo，fenghuijieshulema？wohemianmiandouzhunbeihaolee。”
“……”dianhuaneitouxianruleduanzandechenmo，“fenghuishijieshule，jintianhaichenggonglalaileliangjiazifang，suoyi……woxuyaocanjiayixiawanyan，kenengyaowanyidiancainenghuijia。”
luchenxiaorongyouxiejiangying，xiangmulalezifangshihaoshi，keyemeibiyaofeiyaocanjiashenmewanyanba？
buguo，yixiangchongqideta，yuqibingweibiaoluchushiwang，fanerzhuhedao：“neizhenshitaihaole！buguo，tamennengtouzizhuyaohaishiyinweipanduolaerdaideqianli，yemeibiyaotaijitamenmianzi，erqie……jintianshiwomendejiehunjinianri，haishimianmiandeshengri。”
wenyan，dianhuaneitoudesuyufeisihuxianrulejiujie。
banshang，tingtongchuanlaitaqianyideshengyin：“laogong，woyijingdayingledajia，zheilizheimeduoqiye，erqiehaiyoumeitizai，ruguoshuangyue，shizaiyingxiangbuhao，wo……wojinliangzaoyidianhuiqu，haobuhao？”
luchenshentiyouxiefaleng，tongshiyoujuedeyouxiekexiao，jiranzhengshizaoyijingjieshu，yigewanyaneryi，zhiyushuozheimeduoyoudemeide？
“shuangyue？shuangsheideyue？buhuishitaheniyiqiqudeba？”luchenchenshengdao。
dianhuaneitouzaicichenmoleyixia，“……shubaizuoweiyuanqishengwudequyuzong，tadequeyecanjiale，erqiejintiannengtanxiatouzi，shubaiyebangledamang，buguonibiewuhui，zheihewocanjiawanyanbingmeiyourenheguanxi。”
yitingdaoqizitiqizheigemingzi，luchenjiuyouxienaohuo，renbuzhulengxiao：“he……shime？cailiangsangeyue，nidehaogandidijiuyijingcongxiaoxiaojinglifeishengchengquyuzongle？”
suyufeishengyinbufenqilai：“bushi，niyinyangguaiqideshenmeyisi？nengbunengbuyaomeishizhaoshi？shubaishi**didi，wobubangtasheibang？tayebanglewomenhenduoa！niweishenmezongshiduitabaoyouzheimedadediyi？erqie，shengyizhongyaohaishijinianrizhongyao？”
“hehe……haizhanzailedaodezhigaodian？”luchenqidexiangzashouji，youqikandaonverdemuguang，gengshinuqishangyong。
buguo，tabuxiangpohuailenverdehaoxinqing，haodaiyaojinverguoyigeyukuaideshengri，yushibianguaduanledianhua。
“baba，mamakuaihuilaileme？”luxingmianyanjingwuliuliude，qixuwendao。
luchenshenxikouqi，jichuyisixiaorong：“mianmian，mamayoushiyaowandian，babaxianpeiniguo，daihuiermamahuilailezaijiniguoyicihaobuhao？”
“e。”luxingmianmingxianyouxieshiluo。
“lai，wodexiaogongzhu，babajimianmianbahuangguandaishang。”
luchenqiangrenxiaxinzhongnanshou，laidaonvershenpang，zhanluchuzuihaodezhuangtai。
jinverdaihuangguan，dianlazhu，changshengrige，luxiang，paizhao，heqinrendashipin……
nverzhongyukaixinqilai，fengshengdeaixinwancanyechidehenxiang，erluchen，chulepeinverchileliangkoudangao，shenmedouyanbuxiaqu。
“嘶……”
daidaojinverguowanshengri，tagandaonaodaiyouxieteng，dingzhunverzuozuoyehou，bianlaidaowoshitangxia，weiweicumei，rounietaiyangxue。
“老毛病又犯了。”
tayouchaoyizheng，suiranyouguomubuwangdebenshi，danouerhuifantoutengdemaobing。
yiqianhenjiufanyici，danzicongqizisuyufeidegandidichengshubaichuxianzaitamendeshenghuolihou，tazheimaobingyijingfandisancile。
tajinniansanshiyi，jiehunbanian，hesuyufeishidaxuetongxue。
dangniannenggoujiangzheiduojiangnandaxuediyixiaohuazhaixia，chuleyingjundewaixingwai，duobanshikaozheichaoyidenenglile。
bijingyiyaoxueshengwuxueshuangliaoboshi，zheishichangrenyishengdouwufaqijidegaodu，ketanianjinershiyisuijiuqingyidachengle。
biyehouyinian，tamenhenkuaijiehun。
suiranhenduorenmatashiruanfannan，ershijishanghunqiantabingbuzhidaosuyufeijingranshisuyaojituansujiadeqianjin。
kexihaojingbuzhang，jiehunyinian，luxingmiangangchushengbujiu，laozhangrenjiuyiwaiqushi。
ruodadesuyaojituanbeizhuchongqinqigaodefenbenglixi，chadianpochan。
laosuxixiawuzi，zhiyouyishuangnver，buguomeimeineishiganggangshangdayi。
sumubudongshengyi，yebuyuanjiangruodajiayegongshoujiaojinvxu，suyufeizhenghaoshifenyaoqiang，jiuzhuchijiaye，dangqilenvzongcai。
suyufeiduitashuo，taxiangyaodangnvzongcai，buxiangzuohuaping。
luchenjiudangqiletadexianneizhu，chulezaijiangnandaxuedanrentepinjiaoshouwai，qiyushiyeshangbujingandanglvyepeichen，haibaolanlejiawuhehaizidejiaoyu，zuoqilejiatingzhufu。
zaitadechumouhuacexia，suyufeidadaokuofugaige，henkuaijiejueleqiyedeneiyouwaihuan。
suyufeishuoxiangwanchengfuqindeyiyuan，jiangsuyaojituanfazhanzhuangda，chengweibaiyijiqiye。
luchenbianyitaxilidudaodeyanguang，zaifangdichanfengkouneijinian，bangtanaxiaduokuainadijiuxuezhuandeyouzhidikuai。
jileigengduozibenhou，bangtajinjunyiyao、itdengxingye。
zheixiekejixingye，tajinnianlaidexueshudiwei，zaoyishidingjianzhuanjia。
zhibuguo，tabijiaodidiaohesuixing。bingbuaichufengtou。
suoyi，shiyeshangtaweisuyaojituanzuoleduoshao，zheiqizhongjutiqingkuang，jibianshisuyufei，doubushiwanquanqingchu。
tazhizhidao，laogongguomubuwang，henzhai，piqihenhao，yehenaita，yizhizaimomobangzhuta。
haijitatuijianguoyixieyiyaoheitlingyuderencai。
errujintajuede，luchendegongxiansuiranyou，danqiyefazhanzhijin，yijingbushiyidiandianjishu，huozheshuobushiyilianggerendenenglijuedingdele。
zaiyishengshengdegongweizhong，tazhujianrenweishizijichusedelingdaoheguanli，caihuijulezheimeduorencai，caiyongyoulerucizhuangdadeguimo。
erluchenyizhidouchongzheta，aihuta。
luchenjuedehenxingfu，fuqienai，jiatinghemei，qixiannvxiao……
huoxuzheishizijibabeizixiulaidefuba？
zhidaochengshubaidechuxian，yiqiedoukaishiqiaoranbianle。
youqishizheilianggeyue，zheigemingzipinfanchuxianzaisuyufeidezuili，bujingyidetiji，ouerdezanshang，zheirangluchengandaoyixiebutongxunchanghebushufu。
tatixingguota，kesuyufeixiaohuatashicutanzi，xiaotidazuo。
jinqi，tashenzhirenlechengshubaidanggandidi。
weici，xujiubucenghongliandeerren，baofalejiliedezhengchao。
kesuyufeiyijiubadaodewoxingwosu，taburenweizijiyourenheguocuo，cuodeshilaogong，tabuzhiheshiyijingbiandemingan，bianchenglemeiyouqidudexiaonanren。
luchendangshijiuyanlijinggao：“suyufei，niruojuedezheihunyinpile，ganqingnile，chenzaotichulai，wohuilikefangniziyou，juebutuoleini！”
suyufeihekule，henshijingsong：“laogong，nizenmehuishuochuzheizhonghua？woconglaijiumeiyouwangzheifangmianxiangguo，woaini，womenyongyuandoushifuqi，womenshengshengshishidoushifuqi！niyihoubuyaozaishuozheizhonghuale，haome！”
keshishidaorujin，tatiqigandidideshihou，youshilaoyangzi，bujinweihu，haihetacanyudiquyiyaoxiangguanxingyeqiyejiafenghui。
ruguobushiyinweisuyufei，neigechengshubaiyoushenmezigecanjiazheizhongjibiedehui？
erjinwan，shiyoubajiuyeshiyinweita，caidaozhitabuxifangqijiehunjinianrihenvershengri！
jintiannengfangqizheige，gaitianhuoxujiunengfangqigengduogengzhongyaodedongxi。
buxing，jintiandingyaogentazuogeleduan！
ciketoutongjianqingleyixie，xintongquebucenghuanjie，fanmendidianlezhiyan，laidaoyuanzi，shuaqileshouji。
刷了片刻。
turan，zaibendixinwenlimian，yigekerugusuideshenying，yiyizhongrangtabukezhixindezaoxing，chuxianzaishoujipingmushang。
tanaoziwengleyisheng，houlongxiangbeishenmeezhu，jihuzhixi。
jiannandishenshoufangdahuamian，zizixixikanqu。
zhijianhuamianzhong，yimingmeiyanjuelunshenzheheisezhangqunlifudenvren，heranzhengshitazhiaideqizisuyufei。
cikesuyufeizhenghegandidichengshubai……loubaozhetiaowu！
chengshubaiyishouxutuotahouyao，yishouhetasushouxiangkou，suyufeilingyizhishouzedazaitajianshang，liangrenshentihentiejin，jihuliantielian，bijiandoukuaicoudaoyiqile。
zheishiyizhangzhaopianxinwen，biaotishi：zhusuyaoyuanqichenggongqianshou，suzongchengzongtianzhangdijiu！
轰！
luchenzhijuenaozidoukuaizhale，yanqianfahei，xinzangchouchudeteng。
haoyigezhishijiedi，haoyigewocanjiawanyanhetameiguanxi！
zheinimashitiemianwua！neishiqinglvjiancainengtiaodewu！
zheizhongwuzaidisuyixiejiushishashawu。
jibianshizhengchangdetiemianwu，neiyibanyeshigaoaimeiyongde。
lianggerenlouloubaobao，jifuxiangqin，huxiangganshouzhexuemaifenzhangdechongdong。
“艹！！”
tashenzifazhan，yayaodegezhizuoxiang，zuijiaoshenzhiyichuyisixueji。
zijideqizizhengzaihebiedenanrenloubaotiaowu，zheizenmeren？
砰——
nuqishangchong！dingzhuwanmianmianhou，talikeshuaimenerchu，zhibenwanyanxianchang——nanhuzhuangyuandajiudian！