“ni...nishuoshenme？”
zhangbaohuaiyizijideerduochulewenti，zhenggerendoumengbile。
danxiayimiao，tajiuweizijiganggangyuchundetiwenerhouhui。
“我说——”
gongximengxiyikouqi，zizhengqiangyuandifachuzhenhanlinghundepaoxiao：
“尼玛熟了！”
“尼玛熟了！！”
“尼玛熟了！！！”
yishengbiyishenghongliang，yishengbiyishengmoxing，rutongkailedubihuanraolitisheng，bazheisigezijingzhundiguanjinzaichangmeiyigerendetianlinggaili。
“nizijitingting，”gongxitankaishuangshou，yilianwugu，“nixiangdezheibiaoyu，duchulai，tazhengjingma？”
“zheiweitongxue！”renshibudewangjinglizhongyuzuobuzhule，lianheidexiangguodi，yipaizhuozi，“zheilishimianshixianchang，qingnizhuyiyanci，wenmingyongyu！”
gangcaishangloudeshihou，tajiutingwenzhangbaoshihainiaoqichefuzongcaidegongzi，suoyiduizhangbaoyouzhongmomingdehaogan。
yankantaiziyebiaoxianyouyi，jieguobanlushachugegongxilaijiaoju，taziranbushuang。
“haha，baoqianbaoqian。”gongxinaolenaotou，luchuheshandeweixiao，“woputonghuabutaibiaozhun，fayinyouwenti，jianliangha。”
jinjiezhe，tahuafengyizhuan，yuqizhongxinbiandexilirudao，zhicizhangbao：“xiaobaotongxue，‘nimashule’zheigebiaoyu，suiranjianjie，danguoyupingdan......”
“biaoyuzhiqiangdiao‘nimashule’zheigewulizhuangtai，wanquanmeiyouchuandichuningmengqishuiqingshuang、huolidegongnengheqingganjiazhi，suoyiworenwei‘nimashule’zheigebiaoyu，feichangchajing！”
zhenggeguocheng，gongxiyikouyige“nimashule”，biaozhundeputonghualichongmanleduiwentidezhizhetantao，pianpianmeigezidouxiangyigedazuibazi，bazhangbaodeliandouqilvle。
“wohaishijuedenima.....abudui，ningmengshulezheigebiaoyugenghao。”
tiangouyihaokandaozhangbaochibie，shituweitataohuigongdao。
kegongxigangcaifanbodeyouliyouju，tayishibanhuihaimeiyouxianghaogaizenmehuiji。
“e？”gongxiqichangquankai，muguangshunjiansuodingta，“nimayeshule？”
“woshishuo，nigenzhangbaoyiyang，yejuede‘nimashule’genghaoma？”
zheibijingshizhengshimianshichanghe，shuozanghuarongyibeirenzhaodaojiekou，gongxihaishiweizijizhaobuliangju。
“e...wo......”tiangouyihaobeiyezhule。
这还怎么接？
他该怎么圆回来？
tamenmuqianbeizhuazhuxieyinloudong，gongxixianzaiguangmingzhengdadehefamaren，yikouyigenimashule，zheisheidingdezhua？？？
“wozhichigongxitongxuedeyijian！”jiuzaizheishi，linyuqiqingcuideshengyinxiangqi。
tarenzheibangrenhenjiule，cikeguoduanxuanzezhandui，qingchedeyanmoulishanshuozhefuchoudekuaiyi。
tadebiaotaijiuxiangyigexinhao，bushaobaochizhonglidetongxueyefenfenfuhe。
duiguanxihudetianranyane，rangtamenzaishunjianzhaodaolezuzhi。
mianshiguanxiweishang，pinpaicehuaerzudelinzhuguanheyizudezhaozhuguanjiaohuanleyigeraoyouxingzhideyanshen，zhiyouwangjingli，meitoujinsuo，liansetieqing。
zheicimianshizhendetaijingcaile！
zheixiekaoshengzhijianjiuhaoxiangyouchouside，huoyaoweifeichangnong，erqiesihuhaihuafenlebutongpaixi，biyiwangdemianshijingcai**duole！
zuoweimianshiguan，tamenjiuxihuankangeweikaoshengweilegangweiergouxindoujiaodemoyang。
kandaohuohouchabuduole，gongxiqingleqingsangzi，zhongyupaochulezijidewangzha。
“woxiangchulaidebiaoyushi——”
tahuanshiquanchang，muguangzuizhongluozaiyoujingyouxidelinyuqilianshang，zuijiaoweiweishangyang。
“touxinliang，xinfeiyang！”
duanduanliugezi，fangfodaizheyigubingzhendemoli，rangzhenggehuiyishidewendudouzhoujianglehaojidu。
zhaozhuguanmengdidengdaleyanjing，jidongdeyibazhuazhupangbiantongshidegebo，dishengnannan：“touxinliang，xinfeiyang？”
tayuenianyanjingyueliang，zuihourenbuzhujingtandao：“qianbanju‘touxinliang’zhijichanpinhexinmaidian，houbanju‘xinfeiyang’wanmeishenghuaqingganjiazhi！duizhang、yayun、yijingquandouyoule！”
“shenle！jianzhijiushishenlaizhibi！”
zheidaokaoti，qishijiushitamencehuayizuzuijinzaizuodezhenshixiangmu。
tamentuanduiaolehaojigedaye，xiangchudezuiyoujieshi“yikouqingliang，wuxianchangkuai”。
zheigebiaoyusuiranyebucuo，danxianzaihe“touxinliang，xinfeiyang”yibi，gaoxialipan！
“qizhishichucai。”linzhuguandaoxiyikouliangqi，“nengzaizheimeduanshijianxiangchuzheizhongjibiedebiaoyu，tajianzhishitiancaia！”
liangweicehuazhuguandejingtanshengsuiranbuda，danzaianjingdehuiyishiqueqingxikewen。
gongxishuangshouchengzaizhuomianshang，shentiweiweiqianqing，zhenggerendeqichangshunjiancongyigecitouxuesheng，tuibianchengzhidianjiangshandeyejiedalao。
“qishuidezhuyaoshouzhongshinianqingren，tamenzhuiqiudebujinjinshijieke，gengshiyizhongjingshenshangdeshifangheziyou。”
“wodezheijubiaoyu，bujinjingzhunchuandalechanpindewulitexing，gengzhongyaodeshi，weipinpaisuzaolenianqing、huoli、ziyoudezhengmianxingxiang。”
“zhei，caishizhenzhengdepinpaijiazhi！”
yifanhualuojiqingxi，cengcengdijin，zhidiyousheng。
zaichangxueshengkanxiangtadeyanshen，yijingcongzuichudeqingshi，chedibianchenglewutitoudidejingpei。
zhangbaoqidehunshenfadou，yankanjiuyaozhangkongquanchang，jieguobeigongxizheixiaozihengchayitui，jushishunjiannizhuan。
“等一下！”
dandang“jishiyuan”gaotianyiturankaikoushuodao：“taolunshijianzhishengxiabafenzhongle，womenbujinyaoshejibiaoyu，haiyaocehuaguanggaopian。”
tayuzhangbaoshilaoxiangshi，kansizaitixingshijian，shizeshizaizhuanyizhanchang，weizhangbaochuangzaofanjijihui。
“sloganzaihao，meiyouhaodeshipinfanganchengxian，yeshibaida。”
shia，guangyoubiaoyuyoushenmeyong，wanzhengdefangancaishiguanjian。
zhangbaofangfozhuazhulezuihoudejiumingdaocao，likefuhedao：“xianzaishijianjinpo，gongtongxuedebiaoyushibucuo，danzheimeduandeshijian，niyinggaihaimeixianghaoshipinfanganba？”
“wodeshipinfanganzaojiugousihaole！”zhangbaodeyidiyangqizijidecaogaozhi，“weiletuanduinengshunliwanchenghuibao，dajiahaishianzhaowodefanganlaiba！”
“wodefangan，keyijiandanlijieweiningmengzhongzhiyuanjilupian，zhanxianningmengcongkaihuadaojieguodequanguocheng......”
taduding，gongxibasuoyoujinglidouhuazaixiangbiaoyuheduirenshangle，juebukenengyoushijiangousishipin！
zaizheicikaohezhong，shipinfanganhebiaoyutongdengzhongyao。
zhiyaogongxinabuchufangan，tajiuhaiyoufanpandejihui！
raner，tadehuahaimeishuowan，jiubeiyidaolanyangyangdeshengyindaduanle。
“manzhe，sheishuowomeiyoushipinfangan？”
gongxishenzhilianyanpidoulandetaiyixia，zhishiyongshizhimanbujingxindiqiaoleqiaozijimianqiandea4zhi，zuijiaoqinzheyimowanweidexiao。
“buhaoyisi，wodefangan，zaojiuxiehaole。”