第1章
——［chaboyitiaojinjitongzhi，shangwushidianzuoyou，zhimingyirenqinmiaozailuzhizongyishishuaixialoutifushangruyuan，jutongzujiabintoulu......］
bingfanglidedianshizhengbozheqinmiaobeijiuhuchelazoushidehuamian，zaijizhecaifangshi，yitongluzhizongyidetianxishimanyandanyou。
“loutihenduan，budaoyekuan，qinlaoshidagaishibuxiaoxinshuaixiaqudeba？qinlaoshikendingbushiweileredu......xiwangtajianchayiqieshunli，zaorichuyuan。”
“tianxishishenjingbinga！hualihuawaidouzaishuozanmenmiaojieguyizhuangbingchaozuo，sheihuinazijiderenshenanquanzuowenzhang！”
dianshijiqian，zhulizhouyanqihonglelian。
tayibianma，yibianbayingyangzhoufangzaicanzhuoshangdezhuantoukanjianshenqingyinchenchendeqinmiaozhengzuozaipiaochuangshangshuawb，lianmanganwei——
“yinweitianxishidaijiezou，xianzairesoushangquanshiguanyunindefumianxiaoxi，miaojieniguoguoyanjiusuanle，qianwanbiefangzaixinshang，yebieshengqi，dengyoujihui，zanmenzaibaofuhuiqu！”
qinmiaomianseruchangdejixuwangxiashua。
xiaoxiyijingzairesoudiyigualeliangxiaoshi，pinglunququanshishuotashuadapai、zhuangbingzuoyaodengdeng。
oueryougelurenkanbuguoqubangtashuohua，jingliansanfenzhongbudaojiubeirenchongbao，budeyishanlepinglun，gegeappguanyutaruyuandereduguochaoshiwan。
tayigesanxiandougoubushangdeyirenhedeheneng？
guidoubuxinbeihoumeiyourencaozuo。
呵呵。
zhendangtashininiedemeipiqile？
谁都能来踩两脚？
**qingcongbandeshouzhizaipingmushangkuangdianyizhen。
caozuowan，qinmiaocaimanyidezuodaocanzhuoqian：“nifangxin，wobushengqile。”
zhouyansonglekouqi：“neijiuhao。”
henkuai，zhouyanjiufaxianzijifangxindetaizao。
shouji**zaibanfenzhonghouxiangleqilai。
gangyijietong，jingjirenshenjiayangbaonudepaoxiaoshengtouguopingmujihuzhensuilebingfanglidebolichuang。
“zhouyannizaiganshenme！！bushirangnihaohaokanzheta？！nizenmeganrangqinmiaofaneiyangdewb？！haixiantadeheifenbugouduoma？！”
ermochadianbeizhensuidezhouyanmanlianyihuo，lianmangdakaiwb，shunjianjiukanjianmouweitebieguanzhufachudedongtai。
【qinmiao：ganxiegeweideguanxin，buguo，nimenyuqiguanzhuwoshenmeshihouchuyuan，buruguanxinzijishenmechubinni。［aixin］】
dixiadaidehuatijingranshi‘mouqinxingxiaobiaozazuoyaoruyuan，kantanengzhuangdaoheshi’！
沃德法！
zhouyanyanqianyiheiyouyihei。
weiyizhideqingxingdeshi，qinmiaojiangnaozhendangdezhenduanbaogaodangzuopeituyeyiqifaleshangqu。
dianhuaneitoulideshenjiayanghaizaijixushuchu。
“qinmiaoniyoubingshibushi？nishibushiwangle，zanmencanjia‘laiwojiazuoke’zheigezongyi，jiushiweilewanhuinikeliandelurenyuan？zheimeyigao，yihouhaiyounagezongyiganqingni？！”
xushikanbulezhouyankelianxixidebiaoqing，tianbaoduzideqinmiaonaguoshouji，manmanyouyoudedao：“meirenqinggenghao，meirenqingwojiutuiquan。”
‘tuiquan’liangziyichu，shenjiayanglengxiaolianlian：“biewanglenihegongsidehetonghaiyousanniancaidaoqi。”
qiantaici：tuiquan？meinidefen！laolaoshishidangnideniumaba！
shoujiyouhuidaozhouyanshoushang。
shenjiayangduitaxialezuihoutongdie：“haohaokanzheqinmiao，biezairangtashangwbfaqiqiguaiguaidedongxi，yaoshizaikanbuzhuta，niyebuyongganle！”
话落，秒挂电话。
zhouyanlianzhanzhanweiweidejuzheshouji，biaoqinggengangchileshijinkuguayiyangkuse：“miaojie......”
qinmiaohuidaochuangshanganxiangtangxia：“nifangxin，wojintianmeixinqingshuawble，nixianchuqumangba，woxiehuier。”
她闭了眼。
wukenaihedezhouyanzhihaoshangqianyeleyebeizi。
ditouyikan，zhijianbazhangdadeedanlianshangchengxianchuyizhongbingtaidecangbai，xianzhangdejiemaoxiangshangweiweiwanqu，zaiyanxiayingchuyixiaopianyinying，bijianyidianxiaozhigengshishenlaiyibi。
cishijiemaozhengzaixiweidezhandouzhe，xianranzhurendexinxuyebingbupingjing。
zaiyicijinjulibeimeiyanbaojidezhouyanxiaoxinyiyidetuichubingfang，renbuzhuweiweiewan。
miaojiezheizhanglian，bushuoshiyulequanzhizui，danzhishaoyenengpaiqianshi，yaobushipiqishizaitaicha，xianggeyidianjiuzhadepaotong，lurenyuanyebuhuichachengzheiyang......
kadayisheng，fangmencongwaimianbeisuoshang。
zheishi，zhuangsideqinmiaomengdizhengkaiyan，wubifennudezaichuangshangdantui，xiaolianshunjianhongwen，nalihaiyoubanfenganggangdedanding。
该死该死！
jiuzaijintian，zaitahunmideneiduanshijian，tazuolegemeng，menglidetashenghuozaiyibenxiaoshuoli。
tayuanyiweizhishigemengeryi，bingbunengshuomingshenme。
ketianxishidecaifangneironghemenglidejuranyimoyiyang！
一个字都没差！
tabudebujieshouzheigeshijiejuranshiyibenshudeshishi！
danshulidenvzhujiaobushita，tazhishigechuchangbudaoershizhangjiubeipaohuideedunvpei！！
zhiyunvzhushishei？meicuojiushiganggangdianshilizaimeitimianqianyinyangtadetianxishi！
ernanzhuyoushishei？meicuozhengshineizaijinianqianjiuyutadinghundeweihunfujiyuchuan！
yigeshitadesiduitou，yigeshitadeqingmeizhuma。
zheiliangrendaodishishenmeshihougoudazaiyiqide？
tazheizhanglianjuranzhinengdangpaohui？
有没有搞错？！
wushuyiwenpanxuanzainaohaili，danmeimaobeixiaoqiaoledenaonuzhijiegaiguobeidailvmaodefennu！
qinmiaodangjitaochushouji，zhengzhunbeiduizhetianxishidequanshenzhaopingtoulunjiao，jiujianshoujifangfozhonglebingduside，qiangxinganzhuanglegejiaozuo‘paohuijijiechu’deliaotianruanjian。
qinmiaoxianzaiduipaohuiliangziguomin，yanyebuzhadedianlejinqu。
henkuai，tabeiqiangxinglajin‘paohuishisanqun’。
［欢迎新人。］
［新人爆红包。］
［zheicidexinrengerenjianjieyoudiancanna。］
［beisiduitouchirenxuemantou、beiqingmeizhumaxiayaorengjinqigaidui、beizhemozhisi、jialipochan，fumubeiqingmeizhumabidetiaolou。］
［juele，zhendejuele。］
pingmushangmeiduoyijuhua，qinmiaomiansejiunankanyifen。
shunzhezhiyindakaigerenbanmian，sigexuehongsede、lingrenzhixidebiaoqianzhengguazaishangmian。
qinmiaolianshangyinchendefangfonengdichushuilai。
meimaobeidigu，lvmaodaimantoudoushixiaoshi。
tasisidingzhe‘fumubeibitiaolou’jizi，xinlizhiyouyigexiangfa——jiyuchuansidingle——zimianyiyishangde。
群里出现新消息。
buchidantabianbian：［xinrenruqunkanzheili——］
［1.qunlichengyuandoushilaizigegeshijiedepaohuipeijiao。
2.gerenyemiandebiaoqianshizhijiaoseweijuexinggerenyishiqianhuifashengdeshi，juexinggerenyishihouyoujihuigaibian！
3.buyaoxiangzheshadiaoshijiezhujiaoyijuehouhuan，shijieshiyouyishide，buhuiyunxuzhujiaoturanbaobi，zhujiaoyidanbeisha，shijielijizhongqi，suoyouquanbuguiling！
4.shijiekeyizhongqiwushuci，dannideyishiyexuzhihuijuexingyici，niyouqiezhiyouyicizhengjiuzijihejiarendejihui！
5.nongqingzijidejiaosedingwei，zaiduguosijiezhiqian，jinliangbuyaozaizhujiaomianqianbengrenshe！yidantaiguopianlirenshe，huichuxianyuxiangbudaodeyiwaiqingkuang！］
死劫？