第3章:做贼是主业?

gougoupidianpidiandepaodaotashenbian。

guhuaiyuzuoqishenzi,wanyaojianggougoubaodaotuishang,“xiaosan,zheimekuaijiujiaodaopengyoule?”

shoushidongxideshihoujiufaxian,xiaosandiaozhegechongwujituipaolechuqu。

gougouhenghengjijideshuoxieshenme,guhuaiyutingbudongmolemogoutou,yuqilansan,“keyibapengyoudaidaojiali,jinizhunbeilehenduogouliang。“

bagoutoubaixiangziji,kanzhetaneiyanjingbuchongdao,“xiacibuyaodaibaozhuangjituichuqule,yaoshichixiabaozhuangdaikejiuyaoshengbingle。”

gougouyanzhuzizhuanlezhuan,xiangdaoleshenme,renzhendejiaoleliangsheng。

“真乖。”

【aaaaaaaaawomeile!aaawoyaohunchuanzheizhigou!】

【xiaosan?guyingdinirenzhendema?hahahaha。】

【buxingle!zhenguaihaosua,erduodouyaohuaiyunle!laogongniyaofuzea!】

【loushangde,zheishipinglunqubushiwurenqu,qingchuanshangnidekuchazi!haiyou,(jiadajiacu)zheishiwolaogong!】

xuchuranzheilitongyangrenaowubi。

xuchuranbeianpaizaiyigexiangqinjiali,zheijialiyigongsankouren,dannanzhurenchuqudagongle,xianzaizhiyounvzhurenhetanver。

tanverhexuchuranyiyangda,cishixuchuranzhengzaibangmangshoushiwuzi。

zhiboshebeifangzaichuanghubianshang,meiyoulachuangliandeshihoutouguobolikeyikanqingwunei。

“ayi,wolaijiuhao,wokeyide。”taxiaodetianmeiwubi。

zhangayixiaodecixiang,“niyikanjiushijiaoyangzhangdade,nazuodelezheixie,kuaiwaimianzuozhequ,youshenmeyaoshoushidegenfanghaoshuojiuxing,rangtalai。”

beitidaodezhangfanghao,dizhetouyishengbuhangdecashishoushizhedongxi。

“zenmenengyizhimafanfanghaomeimeia,wozhuzheiliyijinghenmafannimenle。”xuchuranhuasuizheimeshuo,danchuixiademouzilimanshixianqi。

zhangmudaduanta,“zenmenengshuomafanni,ninengzhuwomenjia,womenkaixindoulaibuji。”

【xiexieayiduiwomenranbaozheimehao!】

【womenranbaohaoshanliang,tayidiandoumeiyouxianqifangzi,fanerhaijuedemafanlebieren,womenranbaozenmekeyizheimehaoa!】

【meirenjuededeguaiguaidema?】

【meiyou,zhiyouni。heifenbuaikanjiuzou,biexiangmoheiwomenranbao。】

“ayininqumangba,wogenfanghaomeimeiyiqishoushi。”xuchuranshuowan,jiunalegesaozhoukaishisaodi。

pinglunquyoushiyidunkua,zhangayilikaihou,xuchuranjiudaduanleshoushidongxidezhangfanghao,tawozhuzhangfanghaodeshou,yilianxinteng,“nishouzenmezheiyanga。”tayuqihenshijingya。

zhangfanghaodeshoushangbumanganhuoliuxiadeshanghen,shoucucaowubi。

xuchuranwozhetadeshou,xuchurandeshouhetazhenghaoxiangfan,xuchuranshouzhiganjingxiuzhang,zhijiaxiujiandezhengzhengqiqide,pifubainenxini。

zhangfanghaobeiyiguzibeibaowei,taxiangyaojiangshouchouchu,quefaxianbeiduifangzuandegewaiyongli,takanxiangxuchuran,quekandaotayanlidexintengbusizuojia,tamomodixiatou,biyizijiganggangjuranjuedexuchuranshiguyide。

“nvhaizideshoujiuxiangdangyudierzhanglian,zenmenongchengzheiyanga。”

“nidengwo,wojinigedongxi。”xuchuranqingshengxiyu,taqishendakaizijidexinglixiang,nachuyizhikanqilaijiugewaiguidehushoushuang,xiaozhedijizhangfanghao。

“jinizheige,yihoumeitiandouzaishoushangmomo。”

zhangfanghaoshouhuishou,yaotoujujue,“taiguizhongle,wobunengshou。”

“shouxiaba,wocongxiaojiushijiazhongdunv,zaoxiangyougemeimeiyiqi,nijiudangshitiwoshixianzheigeyuanwangle。”talazhezhangfanghaodeshou,gewaiwenrou。

zhangfanghaozuizhongzhihaoshouxiale。

【womenranbaozhendehaohaoa!】

【ranbaojuranshidushengnv!neideduoshouchonga!】

【ranbaohaodafanga,neihushoushuangwozaizhuanjujianguo,yixiaoguanjiuyaowolianggeyuedegongzi。】

genzheibiandejiemeiqingshenbutong,suyangneibianbugale,kaishifafengle……

suyangkanzhezhenqianjinsuxiaohenachudeshiwu,yigefeipupudaolezhenqianjindehuaili,“jiejiejiejie~”

suxiaohejiangrentuikai,zhoumei,”niyouyaowanshenmebaxi?“yuqilimanshibuxinrenhefangbei。

“jiejienizaishuoshenme?wozhixianggenjiejiehaohaoguorizi!”

yanshenrulangsihudedingzhe,zhenqianjinnachulaideshiwu。

eleyitianyiyejiuchilegeneimexiaodexiaoxiaojitui,tajuedezijizaijianchixiaqu,doukeyizhijiebaozhehuorenkenle。

“shuorenhua。”suxiaoheyizhijiebeizheta。

suyangyebuzaiyi,yanshenjiudingzhehaochide,“jiejie~ee~”

suxiaohewuyuzhiji,“chishenmezijina。”

suyangxingfendenalehaoduo,lianchidaidabao,suxiaohelengxiaoyisheng,“xianzaibujueshile?”

suyangzhengchizhewutangxiaomianbao,“shazicaijueshi。”

suxiaoheyanshenhuaiyi,tajuedesuyanghenbuzhengchang,buzhidaoshifengle,haishiyouzaisuanjishenme。

“nizuihaolaoshiyidian。”shuowansuxiaohejiushoushizijidedongxi,suyangjiuzuozaiyibianchichihehe。

“nifangxin!woxianzaiyijingbushineigesuyangle!woxianzaishiniukulusuyang。”

suxiaohebaileyiyanta,duiyutadehua,guicaixin。

wanfandeshihou,suyangyebuhuizuofan,zhihaoyousipilailiandebaozhesuxiaohededatui,jiejiezhangjiejieduan,jiejieqingwochilefan!

suxiaohe:shenjing!danzuodefanhaishijisuyangchile。

buguozheici,jishitahuluanzuodecai,suyangyedouguaiguaichile,meishuoshenmewurutadehua。

meikouchukuangyanwuruta,tajingyouqingweidesonglekouqideganjue。

nandaosuyangzaijihuazheshenme?suxiaoheyouxinchongchongdi,daizheyihuorushui。

danmuqu:【ganjuesuyangjiahenyouqian?zhihuibierenyetailisuodangranleba。】

【dui,butaixihuantazheiyangde,jiranshangjiemu,zhuangdoubuyuanyizhuangxia。】

【suxiaohepiqizhenhao,yaowojiushengqile。】

【fanshisuxiaohezuode,wanyeshisuxiaohexide。xiaohehaoqinkuaia。】

suyangduidanmuyiwusuozhi,yebuguanxin。

等到凌晨…

suyangxiaoxinyiyideqichuang…toutoumomodechumen…

taziyiweiyinmi,quedoubeizhibolechuqu,yemaoziwangyouquandoumuduletazuozeiyiyangdelikai。

【……taweishenmeyaozaitoushangtaogesuliaodai……】

【qimengle,kandaosurenzuozeiqule!】

【tahaitingjinshenha,haizaiheisuliaodaishangkouliangyanjingyigebizi,zuidoumeiliugekou。】

【jiemuzuqinglegezei?shangzongyishifuye?dangzeishizhuye?zheirensheibeitoule,doudeshuotayiju,zhenjingye!】

beizhongrenyilundezhurengongcishishangleshan。

daoledashanli,suyangerduodouyaobeichaodaole,dongwumenyigegededoushiyemaozi,qiaomimiyoushengyinjudadeshuozheqiaoqiaohua。

talaishanshang,buweibiede,jiushiweileshishizijidejingshenbinghaiyoujiubu。

shishizhengming,meijiule……zuihoudexiwangpomiele,bushiyanzigengouyoubing,huishuohua,shitayoubing。

tayouxieshiwang,bushiyinweiquezhenle。

shiyinweibunengbayanzijubaole…huishuohuadeyanziyidinghenzhiqian。

kexi,baofumengpomiele,

“nizhidaobu,neiqunhouziyoukaishidajiele,zuijinrenleidoubuganshangshanle,yebuzhidaoneiqunhouzidajieneiqunqiongrenlei,youshenmeyong,doushixiehuahualvlvdezhi,doubunengchi。”maquebushuijuejijizhazha。

“neiqunhouzifengle,shangciwofeiguoqu,tamenyongneixiezhidianwo,neimeyinghaiburucaocaoshufu。”

“neixiehuahualvlvderenleihaoxianghenzaiyi。”

“nanguaile,tamenneiqunhouzijiuaiqiangbierenzaiyidedongxi。”

mofeishiqian??!!huahualvlv!aaazheishiwodebaobaoa!

suyangyanjingdouliangle!zheitanglaidezhi!

tapobujidaiwenchukou:“zainazaina!houzizhuna?”

“jiuzaishanshangdeshuitanchua”xiaomaquexiayishihuida,suihoukanxianghuoban?“sheiwendea?”

qitamaqueyilianyihuo,meiwena。

suyangsudufeikuaide,paoxiangshuitan!

maloumen!nimenqingdebaojiedaole!!