炮灰怒了!提榔头怼渣爹去下乡第1章

1976nian,jiangjialaozhai。

“wanwan,nishuoniyigehaimeijiehundehuanghuadaguinvzenmejiuhuaiyunleni?”

“nigaosuwo,neigenanrenshishei,woyidingqujinitaogegongdao,xianzainiweihunxianyundeshiqinghongweihuineibianyijingzhidaole,anzhaoguiding,luangaonannvguanxishiyaobeixiafangdaoniupengde。”

“ruguonibuxiangshuochuneigenanrenshisheiyemeiguanxi,mahaijinixianglelingwaiyitiaochulu,quxiaxiang,dengzheijianshidefengtouguoqulenizaihuilai。”

waimiandeshengyintouguomenbanduanduanxuxudechuanjinlai,tangzaichuangshangdejiangwanwanjiannandezhengkaiyanjing,buguoyingruyanliandeshimoshengquejijuniandaidezhuangshihebaijian。

dianshijushangdeliushengjifangzheniandaiyouyuanerwanzhuandegequ,dianshijushanghaipuleyicengbaiseleisidianzi,dianzisizhouyouliusuchuixialai,kanqilaihaokanjile。

haokanguihaokan,buguotadefangjianshenmeshihoubianchengzheigeyangzile?

“斯!!”

xiaofuchuturanchuanlaiyizhenjutong,tengdejiangwanwanchadianyunguoqu,haimeilaidejixiaohuazhengyanhoumoshengdejingxiang,menwaiyouchuanlaiyizhenshuohuasheng。

“wanwanna!buguannishixiafanghaishixiaxiang,niduzidehaizidoubunengliuxia,nishijiangjiadeda**,yaoshibeirenzhidaolejiangjiadejiafengzheiyangcha,bierenzaibeihouzhibudingzenmeshuowomenjiangjiani。”

“xianzaiyiyuanneibiandeliuchengyan,meiyoujiehundexiaoguniangyishengbuhuiqingyibangmangzuoliuchanshoushu,wotuoguanxizailaojiazhaoleyigeyouzheifangmianshouyidepozi,zanmenqiaoqiaozaijiabahaiziliule,juebuhuirangyiyuanneibianzhidao。”

menwaideshenfangpazaimenshangtinglebantianjianlimianhaishimeiyoudongjinghoujixushuodao。

jiangwanwan?tajiushuozheigemingzizenmezheimeshuxi?

tachuanshule!chuandaoleneibengangkanleqianmianjizhangdeniandaiwen,yigehetatongmingtongxingdepaohuinvpei!

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tasuochengzuodeneitanghuoche,youshenfangzhuanmenan**quderenfanzi。

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zheigeshihou,yuanzhucaizhidaozijibeitaneigejimumaidaoleshenshanlicongmeiquguoxifuerdelaoguanggun。

erta,yechedilunweilaoguanggundeshengyujiqi,wushucitaopaoqueyoubeizhuahuilai,zaiyicinanchanzhongdachuxuesile。

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jiangwanwanhuiyidaozheili,xinlijingjueyuanzhukezhenshengmenga!

waimiandeshengyintingdunleliangmiaohou,youjixuxiangqi。

“jiangwanwan,nixingjiang,shiwojiangjiadezhong,xianzaijingrannaochuweihunxianyundeshiqinglai,wojiangjiajueduibuhuizheiyangdeshiqingfasheng,jintian,niduzilideneigeniezhongniliuyedeliu,buliuyedeliu。”

“tabushiduozailimianbukaimenma?neiwomenjiubamenzakai!”

jiangwanwantingchulaile,zheishitaneigezhadiejiangyuanmodeshengyin。

haixiangzamen?xiangyiqianneiyangbataroubiancuoyuan?kexi,xianzaitashenzizhudeneigexinziyijingbushiyiqianneigejiangwanwanle!

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“woduzichuaidekeshijunrendehaizi,wokansheigandongwo!”