第一章成了炮灰女配
wochuanchenglegonglvewenlidepaohuinvpei。
zuizhongdexiachangshinanyouyiqingbielianyishiliangming。
weilegaibianzijidemingyun，wokaishishichuhunshenjieshubaodatui。
你问我抱谁的大腿？
那当然是女主的了！
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“goule！suqingqingninengbunengbuyaowuliqunao！woheqingyanzhishiputongpengyoueryi！！”
苏青青？谁啊。
baozaodenanshengzaiwoerbianxiangqi，woxiayishizhengkaiyanjing，jiukanjianleyizhangcanjuerenhuandeshuailian。
gao.tingdebiliangnongmidemeimao，haiyouboerdansedezuichun。
jianzhishinvwadechongershangdidewanmeizuopin，jiushikanzheyouneimeyidiandiandeyanshu。
“suanle，chenan，woxiangqingqingyebushiguyide，nimeibiyaoweilewohetafazheimedadehuo。”
nanrendeshenhouzouchulaileyigemeiyanrouheshenqingjueqiangdenvsheng，“xiaobaihua”sangezijiuxiangshiweiletaliangshendazaode。
辰安？
好耳熟的名字。
“qingyan，wozhidaonixindishanliang，danzheigeshejigaoshiniaolehaojigeyecaihuachulaide，xianzaihuile，mingtiandebisaiyaozenmeban？”
wokanzhemianqianneilianggeninongwonongqingyimianmianderen，dourandaleyigejiling。
我靠，我想起来了！
linqingyan，songchenan，zheibushizuijindahuodegonglvewenliderenwuma？！
neiwo...jiushineigedaomeicuidezainvzhuguanghuanxiasidehenyoujiezoude，songchenandexiaoqingmeijiannvyou？
wojihuyaodiaoxiayanleilai。
chuanchengsheibuhao，pianpianchuanchengzheigezuihouyishiliangmingsizailianjiachuzuwulidepaohuinvpeia！
suqingqingzaiyuanwenzhongdechuchangbilibingbuda，shiyinweijidusongchenanyulinqingyanxingxingxiangxihoukaishifengkuangzhenduinvzhu，jiqilianpuhuadenvpeijiaose。
zaizheibenguzaogonglvewenzhongkanbigongjurenyibandecunzai。
suirandangchukanwendeshihouduisuqingqingdemingyunhaobuzaiyi，danchuanyuejinlaijiushilingwaiyimashilea！！
wodairuomujidezhanzaiyuandi，zhijuedezijinaohaizhizhongdexiaoyuzhouyijingkaishibuduanbaozha。
songchenanjianwomeishengyin，yongjiqixianedemuguangkanxiangwo。
“suqingqing，likeheqingyandaoqian！”
wobeitadenuhoushenglahuilesixu，kaishitounaofengbao。
ruguomeiyoujicuo，yuanzhuzhongdesuqingqingcikelishengjujuelesongchenandeyaoqiu，bingqiedayanbucandetuomanvzhujiushigegouyinbierennanyoudexiaosan，zuizhongbeisongchenantichufenshou。
erhougengshizaimingrideshejibisaishanggaopohuai，daozhinvzhuchadianmingsangdangchang。
beinvzhuqitadezhuiqiuzheyihaoerhaodiaochachulaihouzhijiesongqulejingchaju，zuolejianyubushuo，haibeirenqiang.jian。
zuizhonghuaileyun，qiongkunliaodaodesizailelianjiadechuzuwunei。
yixiangdaoneigehuamian，worenbuzhudalegehanzhan。
“duibuqilinxiaojie！wocuole！wodacuotecuocuodelipucuodebukeyuanliang！！”
zaisongchenanhelinqingyanzhenjingdemuguangzhizhong，woduizhelinqingyanjiushidujugong，shengyinhongliang。
开什么玩笑。
henvzhuzuoduishibuhuiyouhaoguozichide，zuijiadexuanzejiushibaodatui。
zhiyouzheiyang，wocainengpingandegoudaoxiaoshuojieshu，yongyouxingfumeimanderensheng！