第006章 我姓花,但我是正经人

xuxiangfengyijingzoujinlai,xiaoyingyingdibashoushangdedoufuwandixiangzhoulaiying,“dasao,wogangzaierfushikandaodagemeimaidaodoufu,zhenghaowoqiangleyikuai,dongfengjinerbudingnenghuidelai,doufujiuxianjinijiachiba,wodengdongfenghuilailezaimai。”

zhoulaiyingmeijiedoufuwan,yibajianghuarendongzhuaguolai,tuijinliwu,“tianhaizao,nizaishuihuierqu!fanzuohaolehanni。”

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“eiei?kebuxinghushuo,woxinghua,danwoshizhengjingren。”huajianshebuganle,yilianweiquditichukangyi,danbeizhoulaiyingyiju‘yibiandaizhequ!’,duideguaiguaidituidaoyibian。

laoniangmendezhanchang,tayigelaoyemenwuyongwuzhidia。

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haizaikangshangshuizhedehuadahuahehuaxiaohuabeiwaimiandedongjingchaoxing,dingzheliangkeluanzaozaodejiwotoutiaoxiadi,tiezhemenbantingwaimiandedongjing。

huaxiaohuaduihuadahuatiaoqidamuge,“zanniangmadezhendaijinger,doumeidaizangzi。”

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xiangdaoshanghuizhoulaiyingheniushenduima,quanchenglibukaigezhongqiguan,huaxiaohuayoudianjingsong,“neizanniangdenghuibuhuimadehenzangba?”

huadahuabuxiediyaotou,“jiutazheizhongbuyongmajiukude,niangmatahaiyongbuzhezangzi。”

shuowanzhuanguolianduihuarendonganweidao:“erhua,nifangxin,youwoniangzaini。jiusuanwoniangbuxing,haiyouwoni,buhuirangnibeirenqifule。”

shuowan,haibaqidiyangleyangtaneizhiyouxiecuheidequantou。

huarendongbujuezhehuadahuashishuozhewan,biekanhuadahuanianjixiao,marenkenengbibuguozhoulaiying,dantashouheia,dajiaganxiasishou,zhouweijigedayuan,jiushibandaxiaohuozi,jianletadouraodaozou,shizaishibeitadapale。

“ng,youdabonianghedajiezai,wobupa!”chaohuadahuaxiaolexia,yezhaolegemenfengtieshangqu。

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“yo,niyezhidaorenyankeweia,nizijishuoneixiebuqingbuchudehua,huibierenmingshengshi,nizabushuorenyankewei?hezherenyankeweizheihuajiuyongzainishenshanghaoshi,bierendemingshengzenmebaihuaidouchengbei?”

jianxuxiangfengyanquanyouhongle,zhoulaiyingyebunaifanle,“zhenghaonilaile,yeshengdewozaiqunijiaduren。jintianzanmenjiuranglinjujizuogejianzheng,dangmianluo,duimiangudibahuadoushuoqingchu,shengzheyihounizaiwaimianshuowojiarenqifunimenguerguamu,womenshiyaolianmianderenjia,haiyousangeguinvmeijiaren,kebunenghuailemingsheng。”

shuowan,zaixuxiangfengdecuoeyihuodemuguangzhong,zhoulaiyingdabuzoudaomenwai,chezhesangzidianqiming:“liujiade,fengjiade,niujiade,zhangjiade,haiyouzuolinyoushedegongdaorener,douguolaijiwozuogejianzhenga。”

huayinyiluo,bianyousidaohuiyingchuanlai。

jihutongshi,yiyuanziqiyubahurenjiadefangmenbeituikai,chubeizhoulaiyingdianmingdesijianvrencongjialichulai,youyongguolaidadaxiaoxiaoshiduoren,“zadele?chushashile?”

napashijilikongzhile,kexianpaoguolaideren,lianshanghaishidouguazhekanrenaobuxianshidadejidongxingfen。

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tingtazheimeshuo,chongchulaiderengengquedingzheishiyourenaokan,yigegejiaobugengkuaidichongguolai,shengpawanlezhanbudaozuijiachiguawei。

niushenjianrendouwangzheibianpao,yihuierjiubahuajiamenkouweizhu,yebubafanle,bianjibianrang,“rangrang,rangrang,shiaiguotanianghanwoguolaizuojianzhengde。”

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niushenyijuhuashuodexuxiangfengkubuchulai,bizichadianmeiqiwaile,zaozhidaozheiyuanzilijiumeiyigehuishuohuade,ketayemeixiangdaoniushenshuohuanengzheimebuzhongting。

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xuxiangfengdebizigengwaile,renleyouren,shouliduanzhededoufuwancaimeiyoufeidaoniushenlianshang。