第1章 黎昭昭黎钟树倒霉蛋

lizhaozhaoshigedaomeidaofaheidedaomeidan。

sideshihoujingguoyanwangdian,basuoyoudeguixundehunshenfahei,yanwangkandoumeikantayiyanjiurangtaganjinzou。

zhidaoluguonaiheqiaoshi,mengpokanjiantashiyebeitashenshangdemeiyunxunheileyan,danshimengpoxinshan,duizhetatanleyikouqi,lianminbandao:

“qiaozheniyeshiyigekelianhaizi,zheitangwojiubujinihele,xiabeizinihaohaozuoshanshi,duojileishanshifangnengquchumeiyun,chengweiyoufuqidehaizi。”

lizhaozhaoganendaide,fashixiayishitayidingyaotiantianzuohaoshi,kaigezhaozhaoshengmuyuan,ranhou……tajiubeishengxialaile。

xianzaidelizhaozhaomanhuaishanxin,ganentianxia。

rangtakankan,tatoutaidaolenahurenjiani!mamahaobuhaokanbabashuaibushuaini?

yushilizhaozhaofenlidexiankaiyanpi,mengle。

zenmedouchuanzheguzhuanga?buremachuanneimehou,zheifangzibuzhideyeshi……dengdeng!!tabuhuishengdaogudaileba?

aiyowoqu,touyicijiantoutaihaitouchenglaozuzongdeni!haitingxiqi。

lizhaozhaoyuanliuliudemouzidongzhangxiwang,duizheiyiqiexiqidebudele。

meidengtajiehuo,zijibuyouzizhuzhouqiyanjing,haotaodaku。

“wawawa!!”shengyinhongliangruzhong。

“gongxifuren,shiweiqianjin!shengyinliaoliang,henjiankang!!”

mamatitaguohaoxiaobeizi,suihoujiangtafangzaimeifurenhuaili。

meifurenshengyinwenrousishuilveweidaizhexuruo,huaibaowennuan,qingqingdepaidatadexiao**,“rangwokanxiawomenjiabaobei,xiaoxiaodezhenkeai,zheijiushiwomenlijiaweiyidexiaojiaojiaoa。”

huiyingtadeshilizhaozhaodeaoaodaku,“wawawa!!”genbentingbuxialai。

唯一的娇娇儿?

zheimeshuotashituanchonglou,neitashangmianshibushiyouhaojigegegeya!

taihaola,shangyishitazaigueryuanzhangda,wufuwumu,meixiangdaozheiyishitahaishigetuanchongli!

“jiejie,kefourangwobaobaoxiaomei。”

jinjiezhelizhaozhaojiujidaolelingyigerenhuaili,buzhiweihetaganjuezheirenbaodetahaonanshou。

“xiaoyu,nixiaoxindianerbao,duile,lizhongshuni?”lifurenshengyinxuruo,yuqilvedaizhelengyi。

“laoyequjiezhixianxiaxuetangle。”

lizhaozhaoyigejiling,kushengtingle,meikongzhizhuziji,mengdezhengkaimouzi,dengdayanjing,xinshengerdeshilibenjiumohu,zhinengkandaojulizijiershilimizuoyoudedongxi。

danshimengpojitakaileyigeendian,shilikeyixiangchengnianrenyiban。

谁!

黎钟树,知贤??

buhuishitaxiangxiangzhongdeneigezhixianba!

“ai,zheihaizicongxiaojiubuhewoqin,zhangdaleyeshigehunde!xiaoxiaonianjixuerenjiaduboguangqinglou,yeshiguandelizhihangneifuyangzi!yanxiaqulexuetangjigeyue,buzhidaoruhele?”

lifurenyouxieqimen,shuodaozheierbuyoudedaishangnuyi,“haishirangwokankanwomenjiaxiaomeixiaoxiaoqi,xiaoyu,batajiwokankan。”

gangdedaodebaobeixihandehen,lifurenshebudejipangrenbaotaijiu。

shuozhetabiancongyangxiaoyushouzhongjianglizhaozhaobaolehuilai,zuijiaogouzhewenroudexiaoyi,shengyintianniwenrou,qingqinghongzheqiangbaozhongdelizhaozhao。

lizhaozhaoguzheyuanliuliudeyanjingkanzhelifuren,zheishitanianga?

haopiaolianga,meimuruhua,qinglidexiaoliandaizhexiexupibei,queyangaibuzhutasanfazhemuxingdeguanghui,ai,kexiyetaotuobuguobeigademingyuna。

mengpohaishuorangtaxiabeizihaohaojidexingshan,xinggepixing,taxingshandejihuidoumeiyoua!

yinweimeicaicuodehuatachuanshule,chuandaotasiqiangangkandexiaoshuo。

shiyipianquanyuanerendeguyanshuangwen《zhongshenghou,gongzhuchenglefuheiwangyedexinjianchong》li,zheishiyipianweiwanjiedewen,tahaimeikanwanjiugale。

ertayinggaishichuandaolelijia,taniangqinshizhoushoufuweiyidenver,zheipotiandefuguijiudaotanianghediedeshoulile,ranhoulijiajiuchengweinannvzhufuchoudedianjiaoshi!!

满门抄斩!!

tani,chuanchengbiedeshenmebuhaopianpianchuandaohuobudaosisuidesansuixiaoyatou,shuzhongjitadejieshaozhiyouliaoliaojiju,lianyijutaicidoumeiyou。

天呐,孟婆亡我啊!

neikeshimanmenchaozhan,liantazheigesansuidenaiwawadoumeifangguoa!

buxing,tayaonitiangaiming,zhengjiulijia,zhengjiuziji!!haiyousanniandeshijianni,goule……

turan,yigedongxijinlelizhaozhaodezuili,taditouyikan,shitaniangdenai!

chuyushenglifanyingtaxiayishideyisuo,jieguolianyihong,haoxiuchia!

tajuranzaihenai,xiaoshouhaigezaishangmian……tayigexiaoyingerzenmegaimingyo!

“womenjiaxiaomeizhenguai,zenmekanzenmekeai!yihou……xiaomeijiujiaozhaozhao,lizhaozhao!”

lizhaozhaoyangmei,mingzishihaomingzi,kexishangyishitadaomeidefahei,xiwangzheiyishizheigemingzinengjitadailaihaoyun!

lifurenxinruandeyitahutu,mousewenroudekanzhehuaizhongdenaiwawa。

倏地。

lengbudingde,lizhaozhaohuranxiangqilai,zhengkaiyanjing,shulixietagangchushengdeshihoushiyaobeiyangxiaoyuzheigehuainvrendiaobaosongzoude,mudejiushiweilebaofudieniang。

yangxiaoyushitadiezaibianguanjiuhuilaide,houmianchenzhetadiezuijiupachuang,dangranmeiyouchenggong。

danzhongmukuikuizhixia,dieyezhishijiletamingfen,batadiuzaizuiyuandeyuanzilibuguanbuwen,gengmeiyouchongaita,dandaodihaishilijianledieniangdeganqing。

yingyingying,haokeliana,gaimingcongjinwankaishi!

jinwantadeyizhizainiangqinshenbian,sheipengtatajiuku!haotaodaku!

【buxing,wobunengshui,yaoburanneigehuainvrenyangxiaoyuyaolimaohuangongzhula!!】

lifurenjibeiyijiang,meigandong,sheizaishuohua?tataitouwanglewangsizhou,zhijianzhongrenmianseruchang,sihaokanbuchucuo。

erqiezheishengyinnainaide……

lifurentongkongmengdefangda,suijiditoukanzhezhengzaisuonaidelizhaozhao,hedetahunshenyidou,sizhijiangyingbugandong。

【wobushui,wobushui!!woyaozainiangshenbian,yaoburanzhengkaiyanjiuhuanniangla。】

lifurenyizheng,toupifama,xinzhongdunshixianqikuangtaojulang,zhenshitajiaxiaomeizaishuohua!!

ta,ta……tajingrannengtingdaoxiaomeidexinsheng!zheimeshenqi??

zhengqiao,lizhaozhaotaizheliangjingjingdemouzi,duizhelifurencanlanyixiao,luchu**nendeyayin。

【niangzenmedingzhewokan?haiyifubeihedaodeyangzi?nandaowohenaiheduola,keshiwohaimeibaoli。】

lifurenxinzhongtantebuan,danshikandaolizhaozhaoguaiguaihenaidemoyangxinzhongrouruanyipian,buguanzenmeyang,tadoushitadenver,shangtiancijitadebaobei。

yexushishangtianchuilian,rangtatingjianlexiaomeidexinsheng。

“xiaomeixiaomeiguai,niangzuixihuanxiaomeila。”

shuowan,lifurenyoudounongzhelizhaozhao。

lizhaozhaorenbuzhuyouyangqixiaorong。

【haoai!niangqinshuoxihuanwo……keshi,womashangyaobeihuainvrensongzoule,wobunengshui!】

lifurenkanzhelizhaozhaoyaohebuhedemouzi,mouziyibitajiumashangbizhezijizhengkai,xintengjile,

yangxiaoyuhuibaxiaomeisongzou?

xiaomeijuranhuiweibuxianzhi?

buguanzhenjia,ningkexinqiyoubukexinqiwu,bixuyaofangzheyangxiaoyudehao。

“jiejie,xiaomeihenaikanzheyekunle,jiubatajiaojiwoba,jiejieshengchanlaolei,yingdangzaoxiexiuxi。”

yangxiaoyuzhanzaipangbian,xiaodeyilianheshan,kanxianglizhaozhaoshigengshiyipianrouruan,genbenkanbuchulaishigepizheyangpidelang。