第1章
“zaoniee！sanyangjiadeyetaihenxinledian！”
“kebushi！jiangjiazheixiaonipashixuanle，neimedadetieqiaodadaolenaodai......zezeze！”
“neiyebunengquanguaisanyangjiade，yeshijiangxiaomanzijinaoqilaide！”
yiqunrenweizaimojiayuanzimenkoujijizhazha，yanjingdousisidedingzhemojiadeyuanzi，shengpacuoguolerenheyigexijie。
wuzili，mosanyangpibeideyonglaoyanqiangkelekexiedi，kanzhepangbiansuozaiyiqidemunv，yuqiwunai，“laoerjiadeyaozhenchushile，wokannimenzenmegenlaoerjiaodai！”
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zhidaozheimunvliangshimeidejiule，tanzheqiqishenqufangmenkou，chaolimiankanlekan。
屋子里昏暗。
ruguobushiyigenaodailuzaiwaimian，yagenjiukanbuchukangshangjingranhaitangzheyigeren。
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jiangxiaomanzhijuedenaodaihunhunchenchen，haidaizhetongyi。
她不是在家里吗？
哦！她想起来！
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江小满浑身一激灵。
好家伙！
入室抢劫？
zhengzhazhenulizhengkaileyan，jiangxiaomanmengle。
什么情况？
tajiadiaodeshibolishidiaoding，zenmehuibianchenghuipupudemutoufanglianghewapianni？
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她竟然穿书了！
haishitadaxueshihoukanguodeyibenniandaihoumawen。
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ermolifengzaoshideqizi，gengshilinbailudeduizhaozu。
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fanfubianshi，takendingshitihuibudaole。
danshifanfusiwang，jiangxiaomanshikuaiyaonadaotiyanquanle！
“娘？”
erbianchuanlaiyigexixideshengyin，xiaodejihukeyihulve。
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anzhaoyuanzhudejiyi，zheigexiaozangwajiushihaohoumamingpian——moheming。
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jiangxiaoman：......
“laoerjiade？”menkoudemosanyangyekandaoledongjing，xintoumengdiyisong。
没死人就好！
zhengyaogenjiangxiaomanshuodianruanhua，rangjiangxiaomanbiegenneiwandanwanyierdemunvliangjijiao。zaitangwutingdaozheibiandongjingdemochenshihemolingzhijiuchongleguolai。
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“闭嘴！”
jiangxiaomanlouzhexiaozangwa，yongyitiaogebochengzhe，jiannanqishen。
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试试？
试个屁！
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genghekuang，zheihaizihaishi......
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naozhendang......yaominga！