wodingzheduyedelian,xiangkankantashibushizaikaiwanxiao。
danduyeyizhidoushiyansubanzhengderen。
querentabushizaikaiwanxiaozhihou,woxiaole:
“炮灰?我?”
wozhanqishen,bukezhixindiziwojieshao:
“wo,sangyue,sangshijituanweiyidejichengren。”
“shengao175tizhong98,tuizhangyimi,dayanjinggaobiliang,baizaiwoshiliuqunxiadenanrenshubushengshu。”
“qinqishuhuayangyangjingtong,gangqinshiji,zhuanyewudaosheng,huihuanaguoguojiang。”
“baosongjinshengzhongdiangaozhong,nianjidier。”
“nishuo,wozheiyangderenshi...paohui?nizhidaopaohuishishenmeyisima?”
duyeyuanbenhaiyouxieyansu,kandaowodengzheyanjingshuolezheiyichuan,meirenzhuxiaochushenglai。
“nihaishiyidianmeibianhahaha。”
duyexiaowan,yibenzhengjingdishuo:“danwomeiyoukaiwanxiao。”
wolengheyisheng:“buxin,wozheiyangderennengshipaohui?”
“neinishuo,nishibushiyikandaobaizhichuheqinxiaoyejiukongzhibuzhu?”
wobufuqi:“danshibaizhichu,chunbailianhua,shengmutiancai,chengshibuzubaishiyouyu。qinxiaoye,chulezhishanggaodian,qingshangfushu,xinggezhuaishangtian,meiyoujibensuzhi,taliangpingshenmedangnannvzhu?”
wobanxinbanyi,wen:“neinini?nizhidaodezheimeqingchu,nizailimianshishenmejiaose?”
“我啊。”
duyezhanqishen,luchuyigebiaozhundeshenshiweixiao。
“woshineigeshishiweinvzhuzhexiang,queaierbudeganxinfangshoudeshenqingnaner。”
meirenzhu,woxiaochulesheng。
“女主舔狗?”
duyebaiwoyiyan:“nanzhutiangou。”
tayijuhua,wojiuxiaobuchulaile。
duyegenwojiajingchabuduo,rengengyouxiu,nianjiqingqingjiutiaojiquguowaidushuole。
renzhangdeyejunqiao,biaozhunderouqingsishuixingdemeinan。
meixiangdaoyeshigetiangoupeijiao。
“bushi,nijiumeixiangguofankangma?”
“wofankangguolea!”duyezhoumei,“nineishihounianjixiao,kenengbujidele,danwohaijide。”
“xiaoshihou,niwoheqinxiaoyeshiyigebieshuqude,womenjingchangyiqiwan。”
duyenandedemalejuzanghua:“neishihouwojiushenmeyebibuguotayigexiaopihai,yuanlaishiyinweitayounanzhuguanghuana。”
juduyesuoshuo,shitachuguoduyandeshihou,yudaoleyigebingren。
neigebingrenzichengshizheigeshijiedechuangzaozhe,yejiushizuozhe。
neigebingrenkandaoduyehenjidong,yizhizaixiangduyeqiujiu。
duyejuedeqiguai,jiuduoliuyileyixiazheigebingren。
meixiangdaozheigebingrenxianggeshenpoyiyang,yiyuyanyigezhun。
ganjuezheigebingrenyoudianyisi,duyejiubangleyibazheigebingren,manzutadexinyuansongtachuyuanle。
bingrenjiugaosuleduye,guanyuzheigeshijiede‘zhenxiang’。
shuodaozuihou,haiquangaotabuyaohuiguo。
yidanhuiguo,duyejiuyaoquzoushenqingnanerdejuben。
huashuodaozheili,wohaishibanxinbanyi。
buguozhengchangrendoubukenengyixiazijieshouzijishixiaoshuoshijiederenwuba。
“neiniganmahuiguo?duozaiguowaibujiukeyibuzoujuqinglema?”
“yinwei...”duyeyiweishenzhangdikanlewoyiyan,meiyoubahuashuowan。
“suanle,buzhongyao,wobuhuiyunxuzijidangnvpeide,chufeitabaizhichuqiangguowo。”
woniutoukanxiangduye:“niganxindangnanerma?yinideshenfenhecaihua。”
duyekanlewoyihui,yaoleyaotou:“buyuanyi。”
genduyeyipaijihe,womenyaofankangjuqing。
duyelailewomenxuexiaozuoxiaoyi,zhunbeiyongganmianduijuqing。
“wozenmeyeduobuhuishentikongzhiquan,womenzhennengfankangjuqing?”