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「laopo,niganmaqua?」

zhouhaoyushengseguanqie,quedaizheliangyi。

tayongshoukoujinwodejianbang,lahuifangjian。

popohegonggongpaolejitangcesuo,cikeganghuanguoshen。

kandaowo,huhuanleyanshen,bianquandoumingbaile。

popolengxiaoyisheng,shangqianqiazhuwobozi:「wojiushuobunengpingbaiwugudouladuzi,nizuoleshoujiaoba?」

「yaobushiwofaxiandejishi,jiurangnipaole。」

tajigonggongdilegeyanshen,houzhequerfangqulaiyitiaotielian。

wozhengzhazhexiangzou,quebeizhouhaoyuanxia。

tayuqiranshangyisibunai:「laopo,nibutingmadehua,woyemeibanfale。」

shuozhe,tielianyiquanquanchanzaiwobozishang,jiaowanshang。

fuchoudeweidaozuanjinwobiqiang。

wodengdayan,jingjuezheishiyonglaishuangoudetielian,chaixialaitaozailewobozishang!

cikewojiuxianggouyiyang,beishuanzaiqiangshang。

zuihoudexinlifangxiantanta,wokuzheqiutamenwohuijia。

poposhangqianpaipaiwodelian:「shahaizi,nimeidiemeima,zheibujiushinijiama?」

「haoyuheshenjiadehezuozaijieguyanshang,yaoshiyinweinipaochuquxiashuo,danwutazhuanqian,shitiaomingdoubugounipeide。」

「tinghua,dengnishengxiaerzi,womenlaozhoujiabuhuikuidainide。」

shengxiazhouhaoyudehaizi,woyibeizicaishihuile!

wojuliezhengzhaqilai,tielianmopopifu,tengtongbuyi。

popoyijiazhanzaiyimikaiwai,xiangkanchongwuyiyangxinshangwodezhengzha。

最终,我力气全无。

shixianqueturanluozaijuzishang。

tieliandingdangzuoxiang,wohuangmangzhixiangbao,guidiqiurao:

「nimenbujiushixiangyaoqianma?baoli,baoliyouyizhangheika,zhiyaofanglewo,jiushinimendele——」

zheihuayinqilepopodehaoqi,tashangqianbabaolidedongxiyigunaodaolechulai。

还真有一张黑卡。

「tingshuozheiwanyimeiyouxiaofeishangxian,zhishangyini!」

zaipopoyihuodimuguangzhong,xiaoguziyanjingfaguang,ganjinduoguoheika,huzaihuaili。

popoyitingbuganle:「songshou!siyatou,zheiqianzenmesuanyeshinigede!」

tamentuirangqiangduozhiji,woganmangzaiciqiurao:

「qiandoujinimenle,zheixiakeyifangwozouleba?」

gongpoduishiyiyan,shenseshanguoyouyu。

yankanzhetamendasuanfangwozou,chenmobanshangdezhouhaoyukailekou。

「ba,ma。nimenbuyaobeishenwanpianle,nalaideshenmeheika?」

「wogentazaiyiqisannian,tapeiwojidixiashi、chipaomian。nimenyebuxiangxiang,tayaozhenneimeyouqian,haihuijijiaowomenbacailihuanchengyibaokama?」

kongqishunjiananjing,popohuanguoshen,yibazhangshuaizaiwolianshang。

youyongshouhenhenningwogeboshangderuanrou。

「ganpianwo,xiaoyatoupianzi,haishichidekutaishaole。」

wotengdeyanleizhiliu,shizaishoubuleshuochuzhenxiang:

「womeipiannimen,zhouhaoyuhezuodeshenjialaozongshiwojiujiu,yaobushiwo,tazenmenengpanshanggaozhi!」

「啪——!」

**ladeteng,woganjuelianyijingzhongchenglezhutou。

popobutingworenhejieshi,yibianrumawo,yibianhenhenjiaoxunwo。

「niyebukankanzijishenmebeijing,haiganbawoerzidegonglaowangzijishenshangan,kanwojintianbudasini!」

huayingangluo,zhouhaoyushoujixiangle。

tabilege「xu」deshoushi,gonggongjingjingkaikou:「shenxiansheng。」

是舅舅!

wobugushenshangjutong,jidongdetuikaipopo,renyouyanleihuaguolianpang,

yongjinquanshenliqidahan:「jiujiu,woshiwanwan——」