第二章

第二章

2

原来朋友会亲吻。

原来朋友会上床。

wobuzhidaotashiguyide,haishiwuyide。

dangchudaxuedeshihouwohetajiushiyinweifayujieyuan。

neishihouwofuxiufayu,zaikeshangyujianlezuozhujiaodesongxingjian。

yijianzhongqingdewoduitazhankailereliedezhuiqiu,wozaqianzaganqing。

fengyuwuzudexuhanwennuan,zaizhidaotajiajingpinhanqieyougezhongbingdemuqinhouwoyouquyiyuankanwang。

songxingjiandezhihoudafaleiting,“wobuxuyaonideshishe,yebuxiangheniwanshenmeaiqingyouxi,fangguowobada**!woqiunile!”

woxiaochenleyiduanshijian,danzaidezhisongxingjianmuqinbingqingehuaxuyaozuoshoushudeshihou,wonimingjitazizhule。

tahencongming,zhaodaowo,wenwoxiangyaoshenme。

wohenrenzhendeshuoxihuanta,yushiwomenzaiyiqile。

congbubeikanhaodaobeirenchengzanshizuijiaqinglv,jiuzaisongxingjiangongzuoshunlikaishizanqianzhunbeiqiuhundeshihou。

wojialichuleyiwai,bababeipiantouzishibaitiaolouzisha,liuxiawohemamalianggemianduijuezhaiwu。

zuihouquanbudeqiandoubeipeichuqule,fangzichezishenmedoumeiyou。

yiqiandewubaiwan,zhishiwodeyitaofangzi,xianzaiquechedichengweiyadaowodedaocao。

songxingjianquezaineitianxiangwoqiuhun,dangshiwoyeshizheimegentashuo:“womeixiangdao,zainikanlaiwomenshikeyijiehundeneizhongguanxi,woyiweinizhidaowomenzhishipengyou。”

woyiweitahuihenkuailikai,meixiangdaohaitaqueshuobuqiuhunlezhiyaowobulikaita。

wozhinengqinglaibiaogegenwoyanxi,songxingjianzhongyujieshoubulelikaile,haifangxiahenhuashuowoyidinghuihouhuide。

wobuhouhui,benlaizheixienianjiushikaowuzhizaiyiqideaiqing,yuqitashuaiwoburuwoshuaita。

fenkaideneitianwanshangwohemamayiqitunxiayizhengpinganmianyao,keshizuihouwomeisichengbeijiule,mamaquesidiaole。

yuanlaizaitunxiahou,mamaqiaoqiaobodaleqiujiudianhua。

yigezhaizhukanwokelian,jilewoyifengongzuo,yushiwodasuanhaiwanqianzaiqusi。

benlaiyudaosongxingjianhou,woyiweiwonengzaicihuoguolaizuchengyigejiating,meixiangdaozheizhishitadebaofua。

yishengqichedemingdishengjiangwodesixulahui,songxingjianzuozaicheshangwenwo:“zoubuzou?”

qishiwohenxiangbajiezhishuaizaitadelianshang,rangtagun。

kezheilijuliwojiahenyuan,dachehengui,woxuyaoqian。

yushiwoshangleche,haicongdishangjianqilaineimeijiezhi。

songxingjianchixiaoyisheng:“jiuzheimexianghewojiehuna。”

womeishuohua,qishishiqueqian。

woshiqulehesongxingjiangoutongdeyuwang,tazaiwoyanzhongbiandeheqitarenyiyang。

songxingjianbawodaidaoyigexiangcaiguan,dianleyizhuozidecaidudubazijiangchaoroutuidaowodemianqian。

我对仔姜过敏。

“ruguonibazheigechiledehua,wojiukaolvyanhuanhunqi,buguonifangxindaoshihoufenkaiwohuijiniyibifenshoufeide。”

wobenlaijiuzaixiangchixiaquguominhuisidiaoma,zaitingjianfenshoufeihougengjiayueyueyushi。

songxingjianmingminghenyouqianqueconglaibusongwoguizhongdedongxi,zuiduoshisongdianchide。

suoyihetazaiyiqibannianle,womeicongtaneilidedaoyifenqian,jinguantapingshisuibianyigeshoubiaodouhaojishiwan。

woxiangzhefenshoufeizongbuhuihenshaoba,shuobudingnenggouhaiwanwubaiwan。

yushiwojiaqiyikuaizijiuwangzuilisong,haimeilaidejiyanxiaqu。

songxingjianjiubeiwohedaole,feipudaowopangbiankouwodesangziyanrangwotuchulai。

“nijiuzheimeaiwoma?neidangchuweishenmeyaohewofenshou!”