来人自然是曲艺
tawushidongmenqingtanlandemuguang
yiluxiaopao，laidaolinfengshenbianchuanchuyikoudandandewuqi
“hu，lingenipaodetaikuai，renjiachadianmeizhuishang！wangjingliyijingbachesongchulaile，rangwowennisongdaoneigedifangheshini。”
由于冬天
chuchezhanqian，tahuanhuilezijideyifu
heisenizidayi，peishangjinshenniuzi，qingshuyujieweishizu。
“e，rangwangjinglibachesongdaozheililaiba，wodebadiandongcheyeyiqidaihuiqu。”
林峰应了一声
zhilezhidishangyijingshuaidebuchengyangzidediandongche。
zheidongxisuibuzhiqian，zheimeduonianxialaiduoshaohaishiyouxieganqingde，jintianshoushihuiquyesuanshijiguoqudezijigaogebie。
erduimiandeyandongping，tayitingdaolinfengmaichelejuranshenchushouyilianrenzhendao
“ganjinbachetuile，baqianzhuanwofouzejixuqisuni！”
dongmenqingpielepiezui，yilianbiyi
“zhei**siyejiunengmaibiya、laotoulezheizhongpoche，jiqiankuaiqianeryizanbuyaole，haibugoulaoziyitiandekaizhini！”
装了个b后
tayoukanxiangquyi，tianletianzuichun
“meinvnishimaichededuiba？zheiyangwozuijinyexianghuanchele，zanliangjiageweixin，yihoumaichefangbianlianxi！”
“gekeshidakehu，nikanhoumiandebaoma，shibushibizheige**simaidelaotouledaipaiduole！”
quyiwenyanshunzhetashouzhidefangxiangkanleyiyan
随后笑了笑没有说话
shuorenjiadebinlishilaotoule，jieguozijikaibaomamin，zhenbuzhidaodiurende。
“**peigou，zhenshixialeyanqunizheizhong**！”linfengbiyidao
zheiliangzhirendexiaxiantaidile
dachedawuhouganjueyiqianzhenshixialeyan
jiangsishijiwandejixu，fumupinjinquanlitaokongyiqienachudecaili、che、fang，weifeilezheizhongbaiyanlang！
“wunian！zheigenanrenpaoqileniwunian！shilaozigongnichigongnihe，fanguotoulai，nijuranxiangzhezheigejianfushuohua，zhenshi**！”
yigediandongcheshangqiefengyuwuzudepeiban，zuoxiangqichengdenvrenfanerruciwuqing！
quyizaojiuzhixiaolinfenglihundeshi，buguomeixiangdaoqizhongneiqingzhaliedaozheizhongchengdu。
不禁捂住了嘴巴
tianna！zheishiwonengtingdema？？
zhiqianjialirenjiushuoguo，wohaibuxin，nayounvrenzheidianxiaoqianbuyaozijidejiecao，meixiangdaoxianshibichuanyangengjiazhalie！
xianchangchiguazhendehaoshuang，jianzhishuangfanle！
怎么办，怎么办
haoxiangluxialaifajiguimikan！！
“qie，dahuxiaojiaoshenme”yandongpingfanlegebaiyan
“bujiushihuanidianqianme，zhiyujijiaozheimejiume，zheimexiaoqihaisuanbusuannanren”
东门庆嗤笑附和道
“kexiao，qiongguizhinengkaoshengqianguorizile！
weinvrenhuaqiandenanrenbuyiding**，danbushedejinvrenhuaqiandenanrenyidingbuzhidebeiai。
koukousousoudechou**si，nizheibeizilaolaoshishidaguanggunba。”
shuowan，youjiangmuguangduizhunquyi
“zheiweimeinv，haishijiageweixinba，dengxiawoyaoqujijianshechipin，wandianhuilaizailiaogouxinchedeshi！”
yifanzhuquanhou，dongmenqingshifenchoupidexuanyaoqishouwanshangdelaolishijiashuigui。
“buhaoyisi，wobingbushiqichexiaoshou，erqienixihuandechexingwoyebutailejie，suoyi……”
quyihualideyisiyijinghenweiwanle
她一般是做豪车车模
xiangminzheizhongchexing，dingduoshiyikuanzhongdangci“tiepaiche”，zaiguowaigengshiduolaoniandaibuche，zhenbuzhidaoyoushenmekexuanyaode。
“bulejiemeiguanxi，meizigengegejiageweixin，yihoubangnijieshaokehu…”
东门庆话还未说完
突然
buyuanchu，shilaiyiliangtuoche，bingkuaisutingkaozaitamendoumianqian！
suihou，zhijiansansigegongzuorenyuancongcheshangzouxia，bingkuaibuchaotamenzheigefangxiangpaolai。
zuixianyanshi，zheiliangtuochehoumianyunsongde，jingranshiliangzhanxindebinli。
“zheishishenmecheya，kanqilaizhendaqini！”
“zheiliangshibinli，chenggongdagebibeideshangwuche！bilandajiede“lao”“falali”hunqingcheshangwuduole，zhiqianwogemenjiuyouyiliang。”
“buguo，zheiliangmaosiyaobiwopengyoudebinligengshangwu，nandaoshichuanshuozhongdeshoufutongkuandingzhikuanbinliyazhi？
neibushiquanqiu**kuandeme？zenmehuiyoudalaobachetuodaolubiana！”
dongmenqingmozhexiabayouxiebujiedeshihou
fuzetuochesonghuodegongzuorenyuan。
duizheshoujixiangce，yiluxiaopaolaidaojirenmianqian
“ninhaoqingwenninshilinfeng，linxianshengma？”
“meicuo，woshi。”linfengdiantou。
“nihaolinxianshengnindingzhidebinliyijingsongdao，qingwenshifouxianzaixiecheni？”
工作人员说完
并递交上一份收件表
林峰签好字后
bianzaiyandongping、dongmenqingmudengkoudaidezhushixiadanrandao：“xieba，dengyixia，wohaiyaochuqumaizhibandiannianhuo，zhenghaoyongdedao。”
tuochegongzuorenyuanshuangshoujieguoshoujiandan，suihougongjingdidayingleyisheng
便开始卸车了
“shenmeqingkuang，lin…linfeng，tagangcaishuozheigecheshinimaide？？”
东门庆不可置信问道
yandongping，tongyangyilianmengbi！
这一瞬间
两人有些痴呆了
shenzhibuganxiangxinzijideerduo
bijinglinfengzheigefeiwugangcaihaixintengyiliangpodiandongche，zenmezhuanyanmaideqi**banhaochele？
这特么不科学呀！
开什么国际玩笑？
他
林峰
yigechousongwaimaide，nalaideqianmaihaoche？？
kexibuguantamenxinliduomebuxiangchengren。
yegaibianbuleyanqiandeshishi。
燕东萍脸上的表情。
congkaishidexianqidaozhenjing，zaidaoxianzaizhujianzhengning！
gangyudaolinfeng，haixianghenhenxiurutayifan
yicijietachichibuyuanlihunzhiqi！
可现在倒好！
zheigegounanren，jurantemesizangqian，maihaoche！
zheixieqianbenlaiyinggaishiwode！
lihundeshihouyinggaiquandoushuyuwo！！
“zenmekeneng，zenmekeneng！”
“linfeng，nijuranpianwo！dangchulihundeshihou，nishuoguobasuoyoucaichanliujiwode！xianzaicaichanfengewannizenmejiunengyouqianmaihaoche！”
“xianzaijinigejihuibacheguohujiwo，fouzewozaiqugaoni！”
duiyuzheigefengnvrendeweixie
linfengchixiaoyishenglandeduozuojieshi。
当初系统说过
suoyoudejianglishianzhaogongsixingshifafang
jibianzheige**buyaolian，zhendezhongxinqisu
yezhishituzuowuyonggongbale！
这边
zhanxindebinliyijingzailubiantingfanghao
林峰接过车钥匙
没着急开车
ershixianjiangdishangyijingsanjiadepodiandongchelingjian，fenkuaisaidaoquanxiaoyangpihouchexiangneiyuliangbaxiangzhengshenfendeyusantongchuanggongzhen。
dongmenqingkandaozheiyimu，xueyabiaosheng
“made！baijiazia！buzhidaoxintengche(つд⊂)”
linfengwushitadetongxinjishou
zhuantouduiquyishilegeyanse
“shangcheba，dainiqudoudoufeng。”
quyiwenyanmeiyouyouyu，zhijiezuanjinlefujiashi
bujiu，dichenneiliandewengmingshengxiangqi
zheiliangdingzhibanxingzhenghaochehuazuoyidaoheiseshandian
yiqijuechenxiaoshizaijiedaojintou
“gaisidelinfeng，nijiwohuilai，fouzewohuiqisunide！！”
yandongpingdakouxizhecheweiqi，baisedeyanwucongzuilibuduanhouchu
这副不要脸的嘴脸
redewushulurentoulaiyiyangdemuguang。
“xianpinaifu，exinzhiji！”
“meijianguozheiyangjiandenvren，lilehunhaixiangyaorenjiadechezi。”
“nandeyebushishenmehaodongxi，pobaomaminlianhuahendoumeiyou，jiuxintengdeyaorenpeiqian！zhenshigaoxiao！”
“liangrendoubushishenmehaodongxi……”