“hei，nimentingshuolema？daxiaojiedeweihunfujingranzhijiegentameimeizaiyiqile！beidaxiaojiedangchangzhuadao，meimeiliandoukuaibeinaolanle！”
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“nandaoshi...xiangzhaobiedenanren，qisineigenandema？”
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“wotian，zheimeciji...”
qingyangdegaogenxieshengyouyaaomandecaizheditanerlai。
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yixihuohongsezhangqunchendejianruoxuechengyaoruoyuesu，meidechongjishizu，kanbuchubandianshiliandetuifei。
“rendailaile？”qintandandandewen。
“yijingzailimianle，e...buguodagaihaimeixing。”
dakaifangmen，qintanzoujinqu。
qiheideyemuli，dingjimotianjiudianrengjiuxingguangyiyi，shangyanzhezhizuijinmi。
weiyouteyiweiqintanzhunbeidefangjianandanwuguang。
chaokuanoushiyuanchuangli，beiheidaitaozhemianmudenanrenjingjingditangzaineili。
suirankanbujianlian，dannanrenxiuzhanggaotingdeshencaibimotegengyouyue，angguibufeideheisechenshanchangkaizhe，suoguxinggan，zhaiyaozhangtui，rangrenbuyoudehuanxiangtadeliangaiyouduoshuai。
yixiangdaotalingrenzenghendemianju，qintanchaoqihuapingpoxiangnanren。
“哗——”
binglengcigudeshuijiugenchupenglenanrensuxingdeanniuyiyang，shunjianrangtaweiandeshenxingyizhen。
qintanlengxiaozhediuxiahuaping，“zhongyuxingle。”
shenjiehanzenmedoumeixiangdao，juranyourenganshejita。
haiganbatabangdaozheili，yongshuipota？！
“nihuonile？”qiyin，dichenxinggandesangyinli，yunhanzhesinvedenuyi。
lizhihuilong，shenjiehanqingxideganjuedao，xiaofufengkuangshengtengqihuomiao。
meigexibaodoushengwen，xiamoubushoukongzhidebiandeyinchenkepa。
“bucuoa，genqinwanninggunleyici，lianhenhuadouhuifangle？”qintanzheihuiernaohuodehen，meizhuyinanrenbipingriliyaogengjiacixinghaotingdesangyin，xiaoshouhenhendicheguotadelingkou：
“nibushiaipituima？benxiaojiezaojiuzhunbeileshigeguowaijianshenjulebudezhuanghanmanzuni！”
“wojiushiyaorangnizhidao！beipanwoqintandexiachang！”
fenmendecuqidaimei，qintancubaodezhuaikaitaozhenanrennaodaideheidaizi...
ranshaozhenuhuodemeimouzhuangshangyishuanghanshuangmimandehantanxiamou。
qintannaodaili“hong”dizhakaimoguyun：“ni...bushifuze？！”
hezhibushi，chajujianzhitaida！
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suiranbeishufu，dannanrenbandianjucuhelangbeidoumeiyou。
fanerxiangshidiwang，youlengchenzhe。
秦叹大脑死机了。
zheicihuilai，tabenlaijiushiweileburangjiachanluojinneinvrenshouli。
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wanyimianqiandezheigenanrenshitaguyidiaolaixiangyaoeta，neitaqibushizhongjile？
kanzheqintanzhengzhongdefanying，nanrenlengxiao，“nibuquyulequanfazhanzhenshikexi，zhuangshazizhuangdexiangzhendeyiyang。”
“闭嘴！”
sanshiliujizouweishangji，qintanjuedingxianchezaishuo，“wohuirangbaobiaofangdiaoni，danniyaogantuluyigezi，wojiurangnibiantaijian！”
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