第4章
4.
林家炸锅了！
“lihun，ganjinlihun，mashang，linyan，mashangquminzhengju！”
linmuzhizhewodebizipokoudama。
“woshuonizenmesihuodoubulihunni，zhuangqing，nizanglezheimedagemimi，shizhiwangwomenlinjiajinihaiqianshibushi？！”
“nizheigerenzenmenengzheimeyinxian？a？！”
“zhiqiandashishuonimendebazibuhe，zaiyiqikendinghuidaomei，henkenengyingxiangyisheng，linyanfeibuting，xianzaihaole，yingyanleba。”
“nijianzhijiushigesaobaxing。”
linfuheizhezhengzhanglian，yigejingdeshuojiamenbuxing。
erlinyan，zhengzaifengkuangdadianhua。
“dui，womenjintianjiuxiangli，feichangzheji。”
“bunengtongrongyixiama？woyihoukendinghaohaoganxieni，jiagesaiyexinga。”
“wozhendezheji，xiongdi，nibangbangmang。”
dedaojujuededaanyihou，linyannuhuozhongshaodeniezhewodejianbang：
“wodaodishinadianduibuqini，niyaozheimekengwo！”
wohuangluandeluolei：“woyebuzhidaohuizheiyanga，woneishihouyexiangjijializhuanqiandian。”
linmuxunwenlihunyuyuedeqingkuang。
linyanshuozuizaozhinengpaidaomingtianshangwu。
ranhoulinmujiuranglinyanquzhunbeileyifenlihunxieyi。
zuizhongyaodeyitiaojiushi，zhaiwuhehaizidoushiwode，
wulunyihouruhe，douyulinyanmeiyourenheguanxi。
linyanbaxieyifangdaowomianqian，biwolikeqianzi。
wozailinjiasuoyourendezhushixia，qianxialezijidemingzi。
ciri，womenzhengshilihun。
linyanmeiyousihaoyouyu，tajiyubaituowozheigeleizhui。
jiuhaoxiangshangyishi，taduiwodeshengsibuguanbugu。
wojidezaishoushushi，hushidourenbuzhuxixu。
zuihouhaishiyishengzuozhuqiangjiu，danhaishiwanle......
banianganqing，yichaojinsan。
zouchuminzhengju，wokanzheshoulilihunzheng，
zhongyuzhangzhangdehuchuyikouqi。
zheishiyigenianqingnvhaituranpaoguolailouzhulinyandebozi。
wodexinyichen，tiaomeikanxianglinyan。
taquemeiyousihaokuijiuhexiuchi。
“zhuangqing，buyongneiyangkanwo，womenyijinglihunle。”
“wohesheizaiyiqi，doushihelihefade。”
wokanzhenvhaishenshangdebaobao。
zhengshizhiqiantasongjiwo，wojuedetaiguilangfeiqian，rangtaqutuidiaodeneizhi。
haiyoubaobaoshangdexiaoxiongguajian，shihelinyandeqinglvkuan，woyeyouyige。
yizhiyilaimaizaineixinshenchudezhongzishunjianbaokai。
他果然早就出轨了！
wozichaoyixiao，shangyishiwozhisidoumeiyouquedingzheijianshi。
zheiyishizhongyudedaolezhengshi。
woyaoyaqiechideshuodao：“linyan，qingniyidingyaolvxinglihunxieyi，bielaikanhaizi。”
linyanqingmiedetiaomei，moshangneinvhaihaipingtandexiaofu：
“xiaoxiaoyehuailewodehaizi，yishengshuohaizihenjiankang。”
“suoyiwozenmekenengqukanniduzilineigepeiqianhuo。”
“duile，niyihouqianwanbieshuozheishiwodehaizi。”
womeiyourenheqingxudegoulegouchunjiao。
buzuorenhetingliudezhuanshenlikai。
ranerjiuzaiwoyaodachelikaideshihou。
linmujinghuangshicuodepaoguolai，zhuazhelinyandeyifushangqibujiexiaqi：
“nizenmebujiedianhuaa？kuai，kuaiqujiunididi！”
“ganggangjingchajiwodadianhuashuonididichaosujiashi，zhuangsilerena！”