第3章
jinjinyigeshangwu，“dingjianwaikezhuanjialuojinqiushexianzhiyezhapian”decitiao，jiuchongshanglebendixinwenderesou。
评论区里一片骂声。
“yidebaihuai！zheizhongrenzenmepeidangyisheng？”
“yancha！jianyidiaoxiaotadexingyizhizhao！”
“wushiwana，zheiyijingbushizhanxiaobianyile，shifanzui！”
diertianyidazao，wodingzhelianggeheiyanquangangjinkeshi，jiubeitongzhiquyuanzhangbangongshi。
yuanzhangjianwojinlai，lianseyinchendenengdichushuilai。
zhijiejiangyifenwenjianshuaizaiwomianqian：“zheishinidetingzhitongzhishu，congxianzaikaishi，nisuoyoudeshoushuhemenzhenquanbuzanting。”
wogangxiangkaikoujieshi，yuanzhangjiubaishoudaduanwo：“zheishiyiyuandejueding，shenmeshihoubashiqingdiaochaqingchu，shenmeshihouzaihuilaishangban。”
“ruguoduiyiyuanzaochenglebukewanhuidesunshi，yiyuanjiangbaoliuzhuijiunifalvzerendequanli。”
wozouchubangongshideshihou，zhenggerendoushimengde。
shihunluopohuidaojia，gangjinwoshitangxia，jiutingdaoketinglichuanlaipopohexiaoguziqixiaotongdexiaosheng。
“ma，haishinilihai，buhuayifenqian，jiujiwodezhensuotianlezheimeduoxinshebei！”qixiaotongdeshengyinlimanshideyi。
“woneixiaozhensuozheixiakesuanniaoqianghuanpaole，zheixiejinkoudefenghexianhegaojingduzhushebeng，wozijimaikedehuayidabiqianni。”
“neikebu！”popodeshengyinyangleqilai，chongmanlexuanyao。
“nigehaipanisaozigenwonao，wogennishuo，wonanietasiside！”
“worangnigepiantashuowoyouxinzangbing，luojinqiuneigechunnvren，ziranyexinle，tadanfangangenwoqiangyiju，wojiuwangdishangyitang，kantazenmeban！”
“hahaha，manizhenshizhugezaishi！”
“nijiufangxinyong，zheixiedongxisuoyougoumaijiludouzainisaozimingxia，genwomenyimaoqianguanxidoumeiyou，dengyongwanle，mazaiyongzheizhaojininong！”
qixiaotongxiaodao：“xiexiema！wozuiainile。”
“zou，madainixiaguanziqu！qingzhuyixia！”
menwaichuanlaitamenliangrenkaixindexiaoshengheguanmensheng。
wotangzaichuangshang，yachiyaodegezhixiang。
yuanlai，neiwushiwandeyiliaoyongpin，quandoujinlexiaoguzikaidesirenzhensuo。
wolikezuoqishen，lianxilelvshi。
这锅我可不背！