第1章

yezhuqunliyouren@wo:“nijiazhudeshenmetang?wendaoweierwojiuliukoushui!”

601:“tongwen!woerzishuotayexiangchi。”

wopaixiapopozhengzaizhuderoutangzhaopianfadaoqunli:“popozhudegutoutang,wochaoai!”

601:“xianmunidehaopopo。”

502:“jigepeifangba,taixiangle!”

801:“haiziyaoesile,qiuqiuqiu!”

401dehuzhuquezhiwendao:“nishibushihuaiyunle?”

zaidedaowodekendinghou,budaoyifenzhong,401jiuzaiqunlifaleyidaduanhua:“qianwanbunenghe!neibushibutang,shihuanhuntang。”

“helesanfutanghou,niduziliyingerdeshenhunjiubeihuanle!”

“tachushengzhiri,jiushinisiwangzhishi!”

zheirenshuodehuawoshiyidiandoubuxin。wopoposhigelaoshichunpodenongcunren,tingshuowohuaiyunlimadaizhejiayangdetujijinchengjiwobushenti。

suishuoyoushiqueshiyufu,kedaduoshihouqueshidaxindiweiwozhexiangde。

zuizhongyaodeshi,woshigeweiwuzhuyizhe,yidianyebuxinzheiguaililuanshen。

wozhijie@qunzhu:“yourenxuanyangfengjianmixin,woyijingjubaole,mafanqunzhubatatichuqu。”

401kandaohouhaoxiangjile,zaiqunlifaleyilianchuandeyuyin。

“我知道你不信。”

“tupiankanbuqingchu,niqukanzhengzaizhudetang,dakaishexiangtoutigaopuguangdu,neimaochuderepaoxiangbuxiangguilian。”

“nishibushihuaiyunhoujingshenhenhao,youshihouyitianshuisansigexiaoshiyebulei?yemeiyououtu、yaotengdeqingkuang?”

“zuizhongyaodeyijianshi,zheitangnihelejigeyue?yaoshifuyongmansanyue,woyewulihuitian。”

qunliyourenkanbuguoqu,zhijiehuiduita。

“yigeyunfu,nibieherenjialehaoma?”

“xinghaoshibaitian,yaobushizhunheniao。”

“haiyouzheihaodongxi?youwoyige,dengwosilewoyehuanhunzhuansheng。”

401beiyichuqun,wufazaihuifuxiaoxi。

kewoqueshoudaojitiaosiliaoxinxi,shihewobijiaoxiangshude601dajiefalaide。

“wogangbanifadetupiantigaopuguangdukanlexia,haoxiangyinyueyoudiandongxi。”

“yaobunijia401huzhuxiangxilejieyixia?”

“zheizhongdongxiwoyebuxin,buguofangrenzhixinbukewu。”

“bijingpopoma,hennanping!”

我对此嗤之以鼻。

601deedupopozhenggexiaoqudourenjinjiezhi,kewopopobuyiyang。wopopokeshidingdingdehao,zhenggeyunqi,wodeyishizhuxingtadouanpaidetuotuodangdang,shenhewoxinyi。

wodakaizhaopiankanleyan,xinzhongyitiao,neirepaoqueshiyinyuenengkanchuguilian,haoxiangyuanqihaitingzhongdeyangzi。

wohuifudao:“zhishijialediangaokejidetupianeryi,buyongdangzhen。”

“pianzidexinshouduanbale!”

dajiebuzaiquanwo,zhishihuilejuhaoziweizhi。woxinzhongnaohuo,zenme21shijile,haiyourenxinzheizhongguishenmixinni?haishitajiduwoyougehaopopo?

zhengzhunbeishandiaochuanbomixindedajie,401dehaoyoushenqingjiufaleguolai。

“nishibushizuijinjingshentebiehao,liqiyedalehenduo,yelihaijingchangchuhan?”

“kuaitongguoshenqing,qianwanbuyaodanwule!”

tashuodemeicuo,woqueshiyitianzhishuijigexiaoshi,shenzhi,youshiyelibushuijue,baitianhaizhuangtaitebiehao。

yaozhidaoyiqian,womeirishuibugoushigexiaoshiyitiandoudakeshui。

buguochuxuhandexianxiang,wocongxiaoyizhidouyou。zhongyishuowoshitianshengtiyin,pingshiduozhuyidiaoyangjiuxing。

401shuodehuazhenjiachanban,rangwoduipopoyouleyisihuaiyi。

xiangdaozheili,wozaixinlituoqixiaziji。zenmekeyiyinweiyigemoshengrenquhuaiyizheibannianlaiduizijitaoxintaofeidepoponi?