popowanshangjiangbailianlaguolaiyiqiyongcan。
shenzhizhuobuleyile：「mufei，binvzennengyuzhuyizhuo，zheipashiluanleguiju。」popoxiaole：「suoweiguijubujiushiyonglaidapodema?hekuang，wairennabailiandangbinvyejiubale，nikeyaonatadangzijiaren。」shenzhizhuodianlediantou，jiangweizirangjilebailian，bingqiebuqingbuyuandihanleyisheng:「baiyiniang。」饭桌顿时安静了。gongxishentongxuechenggongnaxiayixue，wozhenxiangqimalicuntoujitachuisuona。bailianweiqubaba，yanzhonghanlei，shenshouquzhuashenzhizhuodeyifu：「zhizhuogege。」shenzhizhuoyilianyansu:「nibuyaowuxianwodie。」popokanwangyedeyanshenyufaguiyi。bailianchajuedaole，dunshigaikou：「douguailianlian。」shenzhizhuo:「woyezheimejuede。」白莲:「……」poposhishidizhuazhubailiandeshou：「zhizhuoa，nanrensanqisiqiehenzhengchangde。」woyushenzhizhuoziyouxiangshi，pingwode985wenping，shenzhizhuozenmeyesuanshijieshouguojiunianyiwujiaoyudewuhaoqingnianle。shenzhizhuo:「mufei，xinzhongguochenglideshihounandaoshiwangletongzhininma?」婆婆:「?」shenzhizhuo:「zhonghunzuishifanfade，genghekuangwoyuxiaobailiangenbenjiubuheshi，zheiaibaoshuma?」zheiailiangkuaiqiansanjin，lianjia。popo:「woernishibushihutule，wochaomeiyoushenmezhonghunzui。」shenzhizhuo:「woxianzaiquxiezouzhe，mingtianjiuyoule。」王爷公公加一。我加一。bailiandashougandong，yejiayi。四比一，完胜。shenzhizhuozuijinyichangzhudong。nibushuojinzitashiaijide，wohaiyiweishiwozuowanlianyegaide。benzhebailianzuowanzantongyifuyiqizhi，wohaiyiweitashifangqile。rujinkanjiantazhichuanyicengshayizaihuayuanliguang，kanlaishidasuanjidiaowo，dangweiyideshizifei。wohaimeilaidejishuoshenme，jiutingshenzhizhuozhizhetaduiwoshuo：「zheidoushiyouyibaode。」笑死我了。
