popopoufuchan，shengleyigebaobeixiaoerzi，faletiaopengyouquan。
“ganxielaogong，ganxiedaerzi，ganxietamenbufenzhouyezhaoguwohexiaobao。
zhiyueerxifu，kejiubuganzhiwangle。”
qingjiazhaogupopodewo，qidezhijiebashoushangdeshibao，diudaopopochuangshang！
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“linjing，nifenglema？！”
popokanwonazheyigeshibaojinlai，ranhouzhijiediudaotadechuangshang，hunzheniaoyedeshi，ruanruanpapa，shuaidaochuangshang，shihuasijian。
popodelianshang，shenshang，butongchengduzhandaoshiniao。
tajingkongdejiaosheng，huanxingzaifangjianshuijuedegonggong。
yijihedaowoganghuijiadelaogong，zhouming。
tamenyongzuikuaidesudu，paodaopopofangjian。
kandaopopoyipianlangjie，zaichuangshangguijiaodemoyang，shuangshuangzhoumei。
yinweiniaobaodeshiweitaichou，chongchizhenggefangjian，poposhenshangdeshi，yerangtamenwangerquebu。
shenzhidoubuyuanyibaxiaobaobaozou。
popobawodiushibaodeshiqinggaosutamen，zhoumingmashangzhizewo：“linjing，nifashenmefeng？”
“haibukuaidianshoushihao，zaijimadaoqian？”
gonggongxianglaixihuanshuaishoubuguanshi，zhiyaobufangaitadeliyi，tadaosidoubuhuikaikou。
“daoqian？”wolengxiaoyisheng：“nizhibuzhidaomafaleshenmepengyouquan？”
wojidongdeshoudouzaizhandou：“nikan，nikanqingchudian！”
“zicongmashenglexiaobao，wobufenzhouyedezhaogutahexiaobao，jiulianniheba，quandoushiwozhaogude，zheigejia，doushiwozaichengzhe，womangdehenbunengyoufenshen，jieguoyigezibuluohao！”
zuirangwobunengjieshoudeshi，qidagubadayidepinglun，wenwozenmebubangmang。
我婆婆怎么说的？
tashuobuhaoyisimafan‘renjia’，bijingbushiqinshengnver，miandererenjiashengqi。
wotemegandeshao？beitamenmafandeshao？！
woyuanyiweizhoumingkandaozheitiaopengyouquan，nenggoulijiewodeweiqu，jieguotaqueshuo：“matiantianfazheizhongpengyouquan，doufalebangeyue，nixianzaijiaoqingshenme？”
“kuaidianbadongxishoushiganjing，wotiantiangongzuoleisile，nihaizaijianaopiqi，nishibushizaijiaguoleliangtianqingsongshenghuo，jiuwangjishangbanyouduoxinkule？”
wozhoujinmeitou，shenmejiaozuotiantianfa？！
naohaizhongxiangdaodekeneng，zaiwoxinlimanyan，wozhijieqiangguozhoumingshoushangdeshouji，fankanpopodepengyouquan。
faxiantacongshenglehaizizaidaojintian，meitiandouhuifajitiaopengyouquan，youxieyoupeitu，youxiemeipeitu，fanzhengtupianconglaimeiyouwo。
fadepengyouquan，hewoyouguande，yaomeshibumafanrenjia，yaomeshierxifubuleyizhaogu，yaomeshierxifuyoujitaliansekan。
wobuganxiangxin，wodefuchu，huidedaozheiyangdexiachang！
woxianzaihunshendouqidezhandou，popozheicifapengyouquan，chunshuwangjipingbiwo！
xinghaotawangjipingbi，buranwozheibeizidoumengzaiguli，haishahuhujitarenzuojiayi！
“ma，nizenmenengzheiyangzaoyaowo？！”wodenuqi，weiqukanbisishen：“haiyouni，nikandaomazheimefanbowo，niyebutiwoxiangqinqijieshiliangju，nihaishiwolaogongma？！”
popoxianqikanzhewo，sihaobujuedeyoucuo，fanerdafangjueci：“woquxizao，dengwochulai，woyaokandaoganjingdefangjian！”
kanpoponeimexiaozhang，woqidexiangshangqujitaliangbazhang，danshibeizhouminglanzhu：“goule，nibiezainaole，mazhishishenghaiziqingxubuwending，youmeiyoudangzheqidagubadayidemianshuonimeiyouzhaogu，nidangzhenzuoshenme？”
zaishuonishiwodelaopo，nixiaoshuntabuyinggaima？
haixuyaojinigaogehongqi，mandajieqiaoluodagudeganxieni，rangquanshijiederendouzhidaonizhaogumazuoyuezile？”
wotama，zhendeshiyuetingyuehuosheng！
“woqunimadexiaoshunnima！”wozhuaqichuangshangneigeshibao，yebuguyouduoexin，zhixiangchuqi！