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1busuzhikewojiaosuqing,jinniansanshisui,waiqishichangbujingli。zaizheigeruodadeshanghai,

woxiangyikepugongying,duzizhagen,pinjinquanlicaiyongyoulezheimeyixiaopianshuyuzijideturang。

woxinfengduli、pingdeng,yijirenyurenzhijianbixucunzaide——bianjiegan。zhikexi,wozheigexintiao,

zaiwodepojiamianqian,cuiruodexiangyicengchuanghuzhi。mensuo“kada”yishengqingxiang,

wotuozheguanleqiandeshuangtuizoujinxuanguan。

bijianlikebeiyiguqiangrendeyanweihemoshengdelianjiaxiangshuiweihunhedeguguaiqixiqinzhan。wozhoulezhoumei,

xinlineidianxiabanhuijiahoudeqingsongganshunjianyanxiaoyunsan。zheitaoweiyushanghaiwaihuandexiaoliangju,

shiwoheliwenbofendoulezhengzhengwunian,taokonglewohewobamaliangdairendejixu,

youbeishangleweilaisanshinianchenzhongfangdaicaihuanlaide“jia”。meiyikuaicizhuan,meiyicunqiangqi,

douningjuzhewodexinxueheduiweilaidechongjing。jiuzaishangzhou,womencaiganggangbanjinlai,

lianwenxindenuanjupaiduidouhaimeilaidejiban。ketingdejingxiang,rangwoxiongkouyizhi。yigemoshengdenianqingnanren,

dalaladitanzaiwoxinmaidemibaisebuyishafashang,erlangtuiqiaodelaogao,

jiaoshangdezangqiuxieyankanjiuyaocengdaoshafatao。tashoulijiazheyan,zhengduizhewodehunshazhaotunyuntuwu,

yanhuibeitasuiyidanluozaiguangjiedemudibanshang,yijingjilebobodeyiceng。erwodepopo,wangxiuyingnvshi,

zhengmanlianduixiaodicongchufangliduanchuyipanqiehaodeshuiguo,qinnidifangzaineigenanrenmianqian:“wenjiea,kuaichangchang,

shanghaizheishuiguojiushitian。”kandaowo,talianshangdexiaorongzhileyixia,suijiyoureqingyangyidiyingshanglai:“aiya,

qingqinghuilaila!kuai,majinijieshao,zheishinitangdiwenjie,nilaogongdeqintangdi!”“ma,nimenzenmelaile?

”woyaxiaxintoudebuyue,jinliangrangzijideshengyintingqilaipingjing。wokanxiangzhanzaiyipang,

yilianjucubuandezhangfuliwenbo,yanshenlidaizhexunwen。tashiwodaxuetongxue,yigedianxingde“fenghuangnan”。

rencongming,yenuli,danguzilineizhongyuxiaoheduiyuanshengjiatingdewuxianduzongrong,xiangyigenci,

shishizhazaiwomendehunyinli。“wo……womashuotabufangxinni,nizheibugangchachulaihuaiyunma,

tatediconglaojiaguolaizhaoguni。”liwenboyanshenduoshan,bugankanwo。zhaoguwo?

wangxiuyingnvshizaiwobeiyunshishuoguo,tayaobuhao,daibulehaizi。zaiwoyuntuzuiyanzhongdeshihou,

yezhishizaidianhualiqingmiaodanxiedishuoyiju“nagenvrenbuzheiyang,renrenjiuguoqule”。xianzai,

taquedaizheyigechengniannanxing,“buqingzilai”diyaolaizhaoguwo?wohaimeilaidejixiaohuazheigexinxi,

neigejiaoliwenjiedetangdiyijingzhanleqilai,yongyizhongshenshidemuguangshangxiadaliangzhewo,

zuijiaoyipie:“nijiushiwosaozia?zhangdehaixing。ge,nizheifangziyetaixiaoleba,

haimeiwojialaojiadeyuanzidani。”woshenxiyikouqi,gaosuziji,woshigeshouguogaodengjiaoyudewenmingren,

bunenggenzheizhongrenyibanjianshi。“ma,wenjie,nimenlaizenmebutiqianshuoyisheng?wenbo,niyeshi,

jialilaikeren,niyinggaigaosuwode。”wojiangmaotouzhuanxiangliwenbo。wangxiuyinglikebugaoxingle,

baguopanzhongzhongwangchajishangyifang:“shuoshenmeshuo?wolaiwoerzijia,zhaoguwohuaiyundeerxifu,

nandaohaiyaogennidabaogaoshenpima?qingqing,nizheisixiangkebudui,womenlijia,buxingzheige!”“jiushi,

saozi,yijiarenbushuoliangjiahua。”liwenjiexipixiaoliandifuhe,youdianshangleyigenyan。

nongliedeyanwuxundewoyizhenfanwei,yunzaoqideexinganzhichonghoulong。wowuzhuzui,qiangrenzheshuodao:“wenjie,

buhaoyisi,wohuaiyunle,wenbuleyanwei,mafannibayanqiale,yihoubuyaozaiwulichouyan。”zheishiwodejia,

woyouquanzhidingguize。liwenjiedeliandangchangjiulalexialai,gangxiangshuoshenme,

wangxiuyingdekuqiangjiuxiangchelezhenggeketing。“aiyo,wodemingzenmezheimekua!

woxinxinkukulachedayigeerzi,zhiwangtachurentoudi,xianzaidaohao,wolianzaitajialidaizhedouairenxianle!

bujiushichougenyanma,zhiyuzheimebujinrenqingma?womenxiangxiaren,jiushicubi,bibushangnimenchenglirenjingui!

”tayibiankuhao,yibianchuidazhezijidexiongkou,yanleishuolaijiulai,fangfoshouletiandadeweiqu。

liwenbodelianshunjianbaile,tashouzuwucuodipaoguoqufuzhutama:“ma,nibiezheiyang,

suqingtabushineigeyisi,tajiushihuaiyunle,shentibushufu……”“wobuguan!wojintianjiubahuafangzheier,

wenjieshiwoqinzhizi,talaishanghaitoubentage,jiushiwolijiaderen!zaizheigejiali,taxiangzenmeyangjiuzenmeyang!

sheiyaoshiganjitaliansekan,jiushigenwowangxiuyingguobuqu!”wokanzheyanqianzheichunaoju,zhijuedeyizhenxuanyun。

zheibushiyigejia,zheishiyigebei“qinqing”bangjiadewutai。liwenbohaizaitulaodiquanjie,

wangxiuyingdekushengyuelaiyueda,liwenjiezexianggemeishirenyiyang,zhongxinzuohuishafa,guyi**side,

youhenhenxileyikouyan。womeiyouzaishuohua,momodihuanlexie,zoujinwoshi,guanshanglemen。gezhemenban,

popodekunaohezhangfudequanweiyiranqingxikewen。**zaimenshang,hunshenbingleng。wozhidao,zheizhishiyigekaishi。

yichangguanyujiatingbianjiedezhanzheng,yijingzaiwohaowufangbeideqingkuangxia,hanrandaxiang。wanshang,

liwenbonieshouniejiaodiliujinfangjian,daizheyishendeqianyi。“laopo,duibuqi,womatajiushineigepiqi,

nibiewangxinliqu。”“taheliwenjie,dasuanzhuduojiu?”wolenglengdiwen。“wenjiexiangzaishanghaizhaofengongzuo,

woma……womashilaizhaogunide。”tashuozheihuadeshihou,zijidouxiandediqibuzu。“liwenbo,

womenjiehundeshihoushuoguoshenme,nihaijidema?”wokanzheta,“womenshuohaole,nuligongzuo,haiqingfangdai,

guowomenzijidexiaorizi。zhangbeikeyilaitanwang,danbunengganshewomendeshenghuo。zheishiwomendegongshi。

”“wozhidao,keneishiwomaa!”tayilianweinan,“tadoulaile,wozongbunengbataganzouba?

nijiudangweilewo,renyiren,haobuhao?”youshizheijuhua,“weilewo,renyiren”。wobishangyan,

pibeidihuilehuishou:“woleile,xiangshuile。”liwenbotanlekouqi,meizaishuohua。yeli,

wobeiketingchuanlaidejudadianshishengchaoxing。wokanleyiyanshouji,lingchenliangdian。liwenjiejuranhaizaikanqiusai,

shibushihaifachuyiliangshengguijiao。woxinlidehuo“cheng”diyixiajiumaoleqilai。woxiankaibeizi,zoudaomenkou,

gangxianglakaimen,quetingdaoyizhenxixisusudeshengyincongshufangchuanlai。shufangmeiguanmen,xuyanzhe。woxinliyidong,

qiaoqiaozouleguoqu。yueguangxia,yigeguiguisuisuideshenying,zhengpazaiwodeshuzhuangtaishang,jiezheshoujideguang,

zaifanwodeshoushihe。shiliwenjie!wodexueyeshunjianchongshangletouding。neigeshoushiheli,

youwomuqinliujiwodeyiwu,yiduichengsejihaodefeicuierhuan,neishiwozuizhenshidedongxi。

womeiyoulikechongjinqu。fennuguohou,yizhongchegudehanyibaoguolewo。zheibushiputongdemeiyoubianjiegan,

zheishi**luoderuqinhemaofan!woqiaowushengxidituihuiwoshi,naqishouji,duizheshufangdefangxiang,

anxialeluxiangjian。ranhou,woshenxiyikouqi,mengdituikailewoshidemen,tongshidahanyisheng:“sheizaineier?!

”2ruanxinglveduowodehanshengxiangyidaojinglei,huapoleshenyedejijing。shufanglideliwenjiehedehunshenyiduosuo,

shouji“pa”didiaozaidishang,pingmushunjiansuilie。tajinghuangdizhuanguoshen,lianshangmanshizuozeixinxudecanghuang。

ketingdedianshishengjiaranerzhi,popoheliwenboyewenshengchonglechulai。“zenmelezenmele?chushenmeshile?

”wangxiuyingshuiyanxingzhong,yilianjingkong。dangtakanqingshufanglideqingjingshi,lianseyebianle。womeiyoulihuitamen,

jingzhizoudaoshuzhuangtaiqian,naqineigebeifandeluanqibazaodeshoushihe,dangzhesuoyourendemian,yijianyijiandijiancha。

xinghao,neiduifeicuierhuanhaizai。woxinlishaoshaosonglekouqi,dannuhuoqueshaodegengwang。“liwenjie,

nishengengbanye,zaiwofangjianli,fanwodedongxi,nixiangganshenme?”wojuzheshoushihe,

shengyinyinfennuerweiweizhandou。liwenjiedelianyizhenhongyizhenbai,

zhizhiwuwudijiaobian:“wo……womeiganshenmea!wojiushijinlaizhaogechongdianqi,buxiaoxinpengdaolenidehezi,

wobangnijianqilaieryi!”zheizhonghuanghua,liansansuixiaohaidoupianbule。

“zhaochongdianqixuyaobalimiandedongxiquandoudaochulaima?zhaochongdianqixuyaoyongshoujizhaozhewodeshoushima?

”wobubujinbi,muguangrudao。liwenboyekanmingbaile,taqidehunshenfadou,

chongshangquyibajiuzhuliwenjiedeyiling:“wenjie!nizenmenengganchuzheizhongshi!neishinisaozidedongxi!

”“womeiyou!wojiushibuxiaoxin!”liwenjiehaizaizuiying。jiuzaizheishi,wangxiuyingturan“ao”deyisheng,

yi**zuozaidishang,youkaishipaizhedatuikutianqiangdi。“wodetianna!zheirizimeifaguole!

yijiarenhainengbunengyoudianxinrenle?wenjiehaishigehaizi,tanengyoushenmehuaixinsi?

bujiushipengleniyixiadongxima?zhiyuzheimedajingxiaoguai,batadangzeishenwenma?suqing,

nishibushicongyikaishijiukanwomenniangliangbushunyan,guyizhaochaxiangbawomenganzou?”tazheiyiku,

shunjiandiandaoleheibai。liwenbogangshengqidenuhuo,likebeitamuqindeyanleijiaoxileyiban。tasongkailiwenjie,

weinandikanzhewo:“laopo,nikan,zhei……zheikenengzhenshigewuhui。”“wuhui?”woqixiaole,

“liwenbo,nikanzhewodeyanjinggaosuwo,nizhendexiangxinzheishigewuhui?”taduokailewodeshixian。

woxinlianglebanjie。zheijiushiwodezhangfu,yigezaimuqindeyanleihe“qinqing”debangjiamianqian,

yongyuanwufazhanzhiyaogandenanren。“womeiyoutoudongxi!”liwenjiekantamazhanleshangfeng,qiyanyexiaozhangqilai,

“daoshini,saozi,nipingshenmezheimeshuowo?niyoushenmezhengju?”zhengju?wolengxiaoyisheng,

juqilewodeshouji。“zhengjujiuzaizheili。congwohanneiyisangzikaishi,wojiuyizhizailuxiang。

yaobuyaowomenxianzaijiukankan,huozhe,wozhijiebaojing,rangjingchalaikankan,zheidaodishibushiyichang‘wuhui’?

”wodehuayingangluo,wangxiuyingdekushengheliwenjiedejiaoxiaoshengdouxiangbeianlezantingjianyiyang,jiaranerzhi。

tamendousisididingzhewoshoulideshouji,yanshenlichongmanlezhenjinghekongju。kongqifangfoninggule。zuizhong,

haishiwangxiuyingxianfanyingguolai,tacongdishangyiyueerqi,xiangyitoubeijinudemushi,chaowopuguolai,

xiangqiangwodeshouji。“nigedufu!nijuransuanjiwomen!kuaibashoujijiwo!”liwenboyanjishoukuai,

yibabaozhuleta:“ma!nilengjingdian!”“wobuguan!jintianbubazheishipinshanle,wojiusizaizheier!

”wangxiuyingfengkuangdizhengzhazhe。wohoutuiyibu,jiangshoujijinjinzuanzaishouli,lengyankanzhezheichangnaoju。wozhidao,

jinwan,sheixianfuruan,sheijiushule。zheichangduizhi,zuizhongyiliwenjieditoudaoqiangaozhong。

zaikenengbeibaojingdeweixiexia,tabudebuchengrenzijishi“haoqi”,caifanlewodedongxi。

wangxiuyingzebeiliwenbolianladaizhuaidiquanhuilefangjian,linzouqian,tatouxiangwodeyanshen,chongmanleyuandu。

shijiezhongyuqingjingle。liwenbohuidaofangjian,yilianpibeididuiwoshuo:“laopo,duibuqi,rangnishouweiqule。

nikan,wenjieyedaoqianle,zheishijiuzheimesuanleba?”“suanle?”wokanzheta,juedewubimosheng,

“liwenbo,zheibushitadaogeqianjiunengsuanledeshi。zheishiyigeyuanzewenti。jintiantaganfanwodeshoushihe,

mingtianjiugandongwomenjiadecunzhe。nidongma?”“tabuhuide,tajiushiyishihutu。”“nizenmebaozheng?

”wozhuiwen。tachenmole。“congmingtiankaishi,”woyiziyidundishuo,“diyi,jialidesuoyoufangjian,

chulekefang,douyaosuomen。dier,qingnimuqinhetangdi,zaiyigexingqineibanzou。zheigejia,rongbuxiatamen。

”liwenbodelianseshunjianbiandecanbai:“suqing,nibiezheiyang,tamenshiwojiaren!”“woyeshinijiaren!

zheigehaizi,yeshinidejiaren!”wozhizhezijideduzi,qingxuyouxieshikong,“nidaodiyaohuzhenayigejia?

!”womenbaofalejiehunyilaizuijiliedeyicizhengchao。tazhizewolengxuewuqing,bunianqinqing。

wokongsutahaowuyuanze,yuxiaonuoruo。zhengchaodezuihou,wojinpilijin。womingbai,

hezheigebeiyuanshengjiatingshendukunbangdenanren,shijiangbutongdaolide。diertian,wodingzhelianggeheiyanquanqushangban。

xiangmuzhengchuzaiguanjianshiqi,kehucuidejin,laobantiantianshiya,womangdejiaobuzhandi。raner,

bigongzuogengrangwoxinfande,shijialideneiliangzundafo。wangxiuyingkaishibianzhefadijiwochuanxiaoxie。tazuodefan,

bushixiandefaku,jiushidanranwuwei。woyunqifanyingda,xiangchidianqingdande,

tajiuguyidunyiguoyounidezhutitang,haiyingbizhewohexiaqu,meiqimingyue“jinibushenti”。“qingqinga,

wokannishangbanyetingxinkude,qianyezhengbulejige。nvrenjiajiade,neimepinganma?buruzaodianbagongzuocile,

zaijiaanxinyangtai,yihouhaohaoxiangfujiaozi,zheicaishizhengjingshi。”tayoukaishilaodiaozhongdan。wolandegentazhengbian,

zhishimomodichizhebaimifan。erliwenjie,zicongneiwanzhihou,suiranshoulianleyixie,danyijiuyoushouhaoxian。

meitianshuidaozhongwucaiqi,chilefanjiutangzaishafashangdayouxi,zhizaoyiwuzidelangjie。

liwenbotuoguanxijitazhaolejigemianshijihui,tayaomexianyuan,yaomexianlei,yigedoumeiqucheng。wodejia,

yijingchedilunweiletamendemianfeilvguan。zheitianxiawu,wozhengzaigongsijiaotoulanedigaizhefangan,

turanjiedaoleliwenbodedianhua,tadeshengyintingqilaihenxingfen。“laopo,nikuaiqinggejiahuilaiyitang!

wenjiezhaodaoyigefadacaidehaoxiangmu,womenjiayaozhuanyunle!”woxinli“gedeng”yixia,

yizhongbuxiangdeyuganyongshangxintou。dangwoganhuijiashi,

faxianliwenjiezhengtuomohengfeidizaiketinglikai“zhaoshangdahui”。tingzhongzhiyouliangge——wangxiuyingheliwenbo,

danzheiliangrendoutingderuchiruzui,manlianfangguang。“……wogennimenshuo,zheige‘lvyuangongxiangshengtai’xiangmu,

shiguojiazuixinfuchide,touziyiwan,yigeyuejiunenghuiben,yinianjiunengfanshibei!xianzaijiarujiushiyuanshigudong,

yihoujiudengzhetangzheshuqianba!”liwenjiehuiwuzheshoubei,**pengpai。wozhanzaimenkou,

tingzhezheishuxidechuanxiaohuashu,zhijuedehuangmiuyoukexiao。wangxiuyingdiyigepaiban:“tou!bixutou!wenjie,

nikezhenshizanmenlijiadeqilinzia!daboniangjiubayanglaobendoujini!”“ma,nineidianqiannagoua。

”liwenjieguzuoweinandishuo,“qidongzijinzhishaoyaoershiwan。ge,saozi,nimengangmailefang,

shoulikendinghaiyoujixuba?zheikeshiqianzainanfengdehaojihui,womenyiqigan,baozhengyinianzhinei,

rangnimenzaishanghaizaimaiyitaodapingceng!”wokanxiangliwenbo,zhijiantashuangyanfaliang,

xianranyijingbeizheikuaijudadexianbingzayunletou。wangxiuyingyelikebamuguangzhuanxiangwo,neiyanshen,

chiredexiangyaozaiwoshenshangshaogedong。“qingqinga,nikanwenjieduoyouchuxi!zheidoushiyijiaren,

youcaidajiayiqifa。nihewenbobacunkuannachulai,zhichiyixiawenjie,jiudangshitouzile!

yihounimenjiushidagongchen!”wokanzhezheiyijiasankou,tamenlianshangyangyizheduibaofudekuangrekewang,

fangfoneiershiwanyijingbianchengleliangbaiwan、liangqianwan。tamenbushizaihewoshangliang,tamenshizaitongzhiwo。

yongwomendexuehanqian,qutianyigewudidong。woqidehunshenfadou,yijuhuadoushuobuchulai。

liwenbozhongyuchajuedaowodeyiyang,tazouguolai,yadishengyinquanwo:“laopo,wojuedewenjieshuodeyoudaoli,

yaobu……womenxiantouyidianshishi?”“shishi?”wozhongyuzhaodaolezijideshengyin,dantatingqilaixiangcuilebing,

“liwenbo,womendecunkuanshiyonglaihaifangdaiheshenghaizidejiumingqian!nigandongyifen,womenjiulihun!

”wodehuaxiangyipenlengshui,shunjianjiaomieleketinglikuangredeqifen。wangxiuyingdelianlikechenlexialai,

tazhizhewodebizi,pokoudama:“suqing!nizheigezisizilidenvren!

nishibushijiujianbudewomenlijiahao?nishibushijiuxiangkanzhewomenqiongyibeizi?wogaosuni,jintianzheigeqian,

ninayedena,bunayedena!zheigejia,hailunbudaoniyigewairenlaidangjiazuozhu!

”3gaorenzhidian“wairen?”zheilianggezixianglianggenshaohongdegangzhen,henhenzhajinwodexinzang。

wokanzheyanqianzheigemianmuzhengningdelaofuren,youkanlekanzhanzaitashenbian,manlianweinanquebuganfanboyijudezhangfu,

yigujudadebeiaihewuliganxijuanlewo。zaizheigejiali,wofuchulesuoyou,queshizhongzhishiyige“wairen”。

“ma,nishaoshuoliangju!”liwenbozhongyukaikou,queshizaihexini,“suqingtayeshiweilewomenhao,

tadanxinqiandeanquan……”“wobuguan!woerzixiangchuangye,nizheigedanglaopodejiubixuzhichi!tianjingdiyi!

”wangxiuyingmanbujianglididaduanta,ranhouzhuanxiangwo,xialezuihoutongdie,“wojiniyitianshijiankaolv,

mingtianzheigeshihou,woyaokandaoershiwan!fouze,wojiumeinizheigeerxifu!”shuowan,

talazhehaizaifenfenbupingdeliwenjie,shuaimenjinlekefang。ketinglizhishengxiawoheliwenbo。“laopo,

nibieshengqi,womatajiushidaozizuidoufuxin……”“liwenbo,”wodaduanta,shengyinlimeiyouyisiwendu,

“niyeshizheimexiangdema?niyejuedewoyinggainachuwomendexuehanqian,

qutouneigeyitingjiushipianjude‘xiangmu’?”tadixiatou,xiaoshengshuo:“wanyishizhendeni?”“meiyouwanyi!

”wojihushihoulechulai,“neishidianxingdechuanxiao!niyigemingpaidaxuebiyedeitgongchengshi,

lianzheidianfenbiannenglidoumeiyouma?”“keneishiwodia,tahainengpianwomenbucheng?”tahaizaiweiliwenjiebianjie。

“taweishenmebuneng?weileqian,talianwodeshoushihedouganfan!”wogandaoyizhenjuewang,“liwenbo,

nixingxingba!nimahenidi,tamenbushiaini,tamenshizaixinidexue!”“nizenmenengzheimeshuowoma!

”tayebeijinule,“suqing,wofaxiannixianzaibiandeyuelaiyuebukeliyule!yuelaiyuelengxue!

womenshiyijiaren,huxiangbangchenyixiazenmele?”“bangchen?zheishibangchenma?zheishiwudixiandesuoqu!

shiruanxinglveduo!”woqidehunshenfadou。womenyouyicibuhuanersan。wobazijiguanjinwoshi,fansuolemen。

**zaibinglengdeqiangbishang,yanleizhongyurenbuzhuliulexialai。wogandaoqiansuoweiyoudeguliwuyuan。wodezhangfu,

wodeairen,bengaishiwozuijianshideyikao,cikequezhanzailewodeduilimian,hetadejiarenyiqi,

xiangwohuiwuzhe“qinqing”dedabang。wogaizenmeban?tuoxiema?nachuneiershiwan,maiyigeduanzandeanning,

ranhouyanzhengzhengkanzhewomendeweilaibeituorushenyuan?bu,juebu!wocaganyanlei,naqishouji,

botongleyigedianhua。“wei,nannan。”dianhuaneitouchuanlaiguimizhounanganlianqingcuideshengyin:“qingqing?zenmele?

tingnishengyinbuduijinga。”zhounanshiwodedaxueshiyou,yeshiwozuihaodepengyou。tashiyimingfeichangchusedelvshi,

zhuanyelingyujiushijingjijiufenhehunyinjiatingfa。wozaiyerenbuzhu,bazheijitianfashengdesuoyoushiqing,

yigunaodixiangtaqingsu。dianhuaneitou,zhounanjingjingditingzhe,meiyoudaduanwo。dengwoshuowan,

tacailengjingdikaikou:“qingqing,nitingwoshuo。shouxian,nizuodedui,yifenqiandoubunengji。nixianzaimianduide,

bushiputongdejiatingmaodun,ershiyizhongdianxingde、yiqinqingweimingde‘ruanxinglveduo’。”“ruanxinglveduo?

”zheigecirangwoxinliyizhen。“dui。tamenliyongnizhangfudekuijiuganhenideshanliang,buduanshitannidedixian,

shituqinzhannidecaichan、kongjianheshenghuo。niyidantuirang,tamenzhihuibianbenjiali。

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