popozaiduanwujieqianyizhouchuchehuoqushi，gonggongyaoshenyibian，limazaijiazhangwohuayuquan。
tazaiduanwujiezheitian，zhudongtichuyaorangzijinianqingshi，zaiwaimianshengdesishengzirenzuguizong。
shangbeiziwodiyigechongshangqushuobutongyi，gonggonglimabianliandawoyibazhang。
tamawoxinsidaidu，buxianliangshude。
gonggongdeneiyibazhangshichulehendajing，haidewozuobianerduobeidalong。
“linchengshiwozaiwaimiandehaizi，sanshiduonianle，tayizhiyinweinimabutongyi，doubunenghuilairenzuguizong，zheixienianlaizaiwaimianshoulebushaoku。”
gonggongzuozaishafashang，shengleijuxiadesushuo。
“tadouzheimedale，haizaiwaimianzuzhefangzi，meiqinrenbangmang，yemeiyouzijidejixu，jiulianlaopodoumeizhaodao，nihaodaihaiquqishengzile。”
“yiqianyinweinimuqindeyuanyin，yebuganjiejitamenmuziliang，xianzaizhongyuyoujihuile，woxianglvxingwozuoweifuqindezhize，bazheihaizilinghuilai，yihouwomenyijiarenyiqizhu。”
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wotaochushoujikanleyiyanshangmianderiqi，zhongyuyishidaozijizhongshengle。
laogonglizhimingzuozaipangbiantinglebantianyebuchusheng，zhishimuguangshibushisaoguolai，guanchawodebiaoqing。
我只觉得好笑。
shangyishidewohaimeidenggonggongshuowanhua，bianjizhedaduangonggong，zuzhitayaobasishengzidaihuijiadexiangfa。
woyuanbenyiweiwohelaogongerzicaishiliyigongtongti，tamenyidinghuizhanzaiwozheiyibian。
weilewomenzheigexiaojiadexieheliyi，wotingshenerchu，butongyisishengziguolaizhu。
ketamenqueyinweihaipagonggongshengqi，meiyougenwozhanzaitongyizhenxian。
laogonglizhimingbanggonggongyazhewodeshenti，rangwoyingshengshengdijiezhulezheiyibazhang。
erzibeijiaodaobawodangchouren，yaoganwochujiamen。
kexishangyishiwodetaisha，jichongchongdezuzhi，baibaidanglechutouniao。
zhonghuoyishi，wozhenxiangchouzijiyibazhang，tamenxiangyaoyinlangrushi，danwoyigerenzulanyoushenmeyong？
zhenzhengbeiqiangyichanderenbuzheji，wotitamenjishenme？
xiacaoshenmexin？fanshenmejian？
mianduilaogongdeyanshenshiyi，woyidianyebuxiangjie。
sheideliyisheixiangyaosheiquzheng，biexiangrangwodangchutouniao，zuihouyidianyemeiluozhehao。
denglebantian，laogongyemeichushengyin。
wobianduigonggongshuo，“bashuodedui，buguanzenmeyang，xiaoshuzishigonggongdehaizi，huiguiwomenjia，yeshiyinggaide！”
gonggongwenyan，yanlidoushiduiwodemanyi。
“songxunxun，nishuoshenme？”lizhimingbukezhixindikanzhewo。
wozhuanguotou，dandingdidao，“zenme？laogongnibutongyinididihuilaima？”
huayiluo，gonggongdunshikanzhelizhiming，yansudao：“zhiming！nizenmebiandegennimayiyangxiaoxinyan！”
“takeshinideqinxiongdi！”
“tahuilaiduiniyeshiyouhaochu，yihounimenxiongdilianghainenghuxiangbangzhu，nizheigedidiyibeizidoumeixiangshoudaojiatingdewennuan，nidouxiangshouzheimeduoniandehaorizile，rangnididihuilainandaoyoushenmebuxing？”
tingdaozheihua，woxindizhilengheng，bingweiqushidepopoergandaobuzhi。
yigezaiwaibeitoutouyangdadesishengzi，youshenmezigexiangshouyuanpeierzigaiyoudedaiyu？