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linzilanyiweiwohuiheyiwangyiyangrenqitunsheng，meixiangdaozheiciwohuiruciqiangying，zhijuedelianziyoudianguabuzhu。
tazaicishenshou，yibazhangpailuowodeshouji，shengqidishuo：“sumuniyouzaigoujiaoshenme，yigeposhouzhuoyaobaojing，yihouzhoujiahaizenmeyoulianlizu！”
zhoubianbieshudelinjutingdaodongjinghoufenfenchumenweiguan。
wojimangqujianshouji，quebeitayijiaocaizhuwodeshoubei，tengdewojinghuchusheng：“nibuqutou，buquzuozei，zhoujiazenmehuimeilianlizubule？”
linzilandanu，yonglichezhewodetoufashuo：“goupidongxijuranganmawoshizei！woyaogaosuwoerzi！”
“nizheigebaijiahuo，jintianyiliangmashamingtianyige**lv，yitiandaowanzhizhidaoluanzaowoerzideqian。”
“wojiusuannaniyidiandiandongxi，xuyaonitongyima？”
“nidengzheba！tayidinghuigennilihun！daoshihouguizaidishangqiuwoyemeiyong！”
wotoupiyitong，bennengfanyingshuangshougeziqiazhelinzilandeerduo，caiposhitasongshou。
sixuyishanerguo，zhouhaoyugejiwohelinzilandexinyongka，shuodaodilaiyuanyeshiwodeshangshijituan。
wozenmeyongwozijideqian，yongdezhetalaibibima？
cishizhoubiandelinjufenfenduiwozhizhidiandian，“zuoxiaobeidezuizhongyaodeshizunzhongzhangbei，zenmenengduizhangbeidongshoudongjiao！”
“jiahewanshixing，tamenjiaxifutiantianmeishizhaoshizhengoudaomei。”
“nizuoweizhoujiaerxi，wohaishiquannihaohaoshandaizhangbei！xianzaidaoqianhailaidejiwanjiu！”
wo“pei”yishengwanglinzilantulekoutuomo，shuo：“nibushina，nishitoulewomamaliujiwodeyiwu！buhaijiwo，houguonimenchengdanbuqi！”
zhongrentinghouhuranyaquewusheng，yourenandilizhoumaleju：“pei，sirendedongxi，zhenhuiqi！”
womengranzhuanshen，yibacongrenqunzhongjiuchugangshuohuadepangnvren，“ninaleshima？ganjinhaijiwo！”
pangnvrenbeiwoheleyitiao，zhizhiwuwudishuo：“buguojiushizhiputongshouzhuo，wohaizhenkanbushang。”
shuowanbuqingbuyuancongbaolinachushouzhuo。
linzilanjianzhuangyishoupaikaiwojiuzhepangnvrendeshou，yishoubajiangshouzhuoqiangleguolai，deyiyangyangdishuo：“haodakouqia，duoshaoqianwoerzidounengchengdandeqi。”
“kanchengsebuguojiushizhilanshouzhuo，xiaojiaziqiderenweileweinandajiaxiangdelanjiekou！”
tashuozhezhilezhizheigeqinqishuo，“renjiakeshizhenshangchulemingdehongniangmeipo！renshidefujia**buzaishaoshu！”
“yihouyaoshinibeiwoerziganchuqu！wohaiyaoqiuzherenjiabangwoerzixuanyigehaodeni！”
“nizheijiangutouzhenshibudongshi！nayousongchuquyouyaohuilaidedaoli！”
我真是被气笑了。
wodashengzhiwendao：“nawodedongxisongren，jiushiweilejiwolaogongzaizhaoyige？！”
“zheixienian，nicongwozheilinazoudedongxi，yaowoliegeqingdanchulaima？”
linzilanbeiwoshuodenaoxiuchengnu，youshouyibazhangdazaiwolianshang，jianshengmadao：“goudongxi，meiyouwoerzininalilaidehaoshenghuo？”
“zheijialiliankongqidoubushuyuni！nidedongxidoushiwoerzide，woerzidedongxijiushiwodedongxi！”
wocubujifang，tadebazhangzhengzhongwodelianjia，zhijueyanqianjinxingzhimao。
zhouweideqinqikandaozheiyimu，feidanmeiyouzhizhilinzilan，fanerfenfenbangqiang：
“jiranchirenjiadechuanrenjiade，benjiuyinggaianfenshouji，haohaofushixiaojingzijidepopo。”
“jiushi，xianzaidaoqianhailaideji，jixudingzhuangzhouzongmama，kongpahuibeizhoujiasaodichumen。”
worenwukeren，zhandouzheshouzaicijianqishouji，bodalezhouhaoyudedianhua。
wodaoyaokankan，zhouhaoyutaganbugan？
zheicizhouhaoyudaoshijiele。
wolaibujixixiang，duizhedianhuadajiaodao：“mashangjiwogunhuilai！”
zhouhaoyudeshengyinyouxiehuangluan：“wozheijiuhui，laoponidengdeng。”