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jingguojijiu,haiziyoujingwuxian。
zhaoguhaiziyiye,woshentidepibeiganyijingdadaojidian。
zhengdangwoxianghexiayanxiuxixiashi,gongsiguanxibijiaohaodetongshilaileyigedianhua。
woyiweishigongzuoshangdeshi。
kejieqidianhuahou,tarangwoganjinkankantajiwofadeshipin。
「nipopobanifangshangwangle,xianzaiwangshanghaoduorendouzaimani。」
wozhouqimeitou,yuganbumiao,ganjindakailiaotianruanjian,diankaitongshijiwofadeshipin。
shipinli,laogongbaozhewo,erwoxiesidilidichizezhepopozhaogubuhaohaizideshi。
xiayimiao,shipinlimaochupopoweiqudeshengyin:「woyehenxintenghaizia。」
这个戏精!
woshizhenmeixiangdaotazoudeshihou,hainengduozaijiaoluopaixiazheiyimu,jiwolaizheiyizhao。
popohaizaishipinlikusutapingshichuleyigerenyaozhaoguhaizi,haiyaoshiwujuxidizhaoguwo。
tashuotaxinkuzuodefancai,woyigebuheweikoujiujizhijiedaodiao。
haiyoudadongtianburangtayongxiyiji,zhinengshouxiyifu。
tashengbing,haidebeiwobizhezhaoguhaizi。
「yitianleisileihuosihouta,yidianxiaoshijiuduiwoshuailianse。」
kanzheshipinlipoponeifuwusuoweidezuilian,woqidehunshenfadou。
haizidouchadianmeimingle,tahaishuoshixiaoshi!
hekuangtashuodeneixieshi,yagenjiushidiandaoheibai!
「nishuoguoyixienipopodeshi,womendouzhidaonibushizheiyangderen,danjiupawangshangneixierenshifengde,nizijiyaozhuyianquan。」
wohenshigandong:「haode,xiexie。」
worangtongshibayuanshipinlianjiefajiwo。
henkuai,yitiaolianjiefaleguolai,biaotiwei:#jipinxifu。
wodianjinquyikan,dixiaguorandoushizhanzaipoponeibiande,quanshiduiwozheigeshiduotiaotidexifudemanmasheng。
【laorenbangzinvdaiwashiqingfen,bushibenfen,tahaishihuanqijingle!zhenbupabeileipima?】
【zijizuomademeizhaoguhaohaizijiuquanguaizailaorentoushang,zhenshiniubisile。tuantuannainaizanbunanguole,zoujiushile,bushoutazheigeqi!】
【doushuoqudaohuaierxifuhuisandai,zheizhong**jiugailaquqiangbi!】
neixierenbuzhidaoshishijiuzailuanpen!
gengrangrennaohuodeshi,jinjinyigewanshang,zheitiaoshipinyijingpolebaiwanguankanliang。
popohuole,woyehuole。
shizaitunbuxiazheikouqidewolimakailegenimingzhanghao,liuyanpinglun。
「youkongmaican,meikongqukanhaizaiyiyuandesunnvyiyan,yebujuedetayouduoaizheigesunnva。」
woyiweiwozheitiaopinglunfachuqu,huixianzaodaoneixiebufenshifeidewangyouweigong。
meicengxiangwopopoxianhuifushangle。
「aiya,wozheixindangrandanxinwosunnv,wojiupaaneieerxihuixiangzuowanneiyanghongwozou。」
【haipatagexiao**bucheng!tuantuanshiniqinsunnv,tapingshenmeburangnikan!】
【niyuepa,yuerangrenqidaotoushang!tayaoganzaihuzuofeiwei,nijiurangerzihetalihun,daoshihoukansheipashei!】
kanzhezheixiepinglun,daoshirangwoshengchugehaoxiangfa。
woqiaoxiajianpan:「duia,jirannishuonizheimeainidesunnv,neijiuduomaidianhaochidequkankansunnv,rangwomendajiahuokankan。」
jirantazheimexihuanzuoxi,neiwojiuhaohaopeitayanyichang。