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jingguojijiu,haiziyoujingwuxian。

zhaoguhaiziyiye,woshentidepibeiganyijingdadaojidian。

zhengdangwoxianghexiayanxiuxixiashi,gongsiguanxibijiaohaodetongshilaileyigedianhua。

woyiweishigongzuoshangdeshi。

kejieqidianhuahou,tarangwoganjinkankantajiwofadeshipin。

「nipopobanifangshangwangle,xianzaiwangshanghaoduorendouzaimani。」

wozhouqimeitou,yuganbumiao,ganjindakailiaotianruanjian,diankaitongshijiwofadeshipin。

shipinli,laogongbaozhewo,erwoxiesidilidichizezhepopozhaogubuhaohaizideshi。

xiayimiao,shipinlimaochupopoweiqudeshengyin:「woyehenxintenghaizia。」

这个戏精!

woshizhenmeixiangdaotazoudeshihou,hainengduozaijiaoluopaixiazheiyimu,jiwolaizheiyizhao。

popohaizaishipinlikusutapingshichuleyigerenyaozhaoguhaizi,haiyaoshiwujuxidizhaoguwo。

tashuotaxinkuzuodefancai,woyigebuheweikoujiujizhijiedaodiao。

haiyoudadongtianburangtayongxiyiji,zhinengshouxiyifu。

tashengbing,haidebeiwobizhezhaoguhaizi。

「yitianleisileihuosihouta,yidianxiaoshijiuduiwoshuailianse。」

kanzheshipinlipoponeifuwusuoweidezuilian,woqidehunshenfadou。

haizidouchadianmeimingle,tahaishuoshixiaoshi!

hekuangtashuodeneixieshi,yagenjiushidiandaoheibai!

「nishuoguoyixienipopodeshi,womendouzhidaonibushizheiyangderen,danjiupawangshangneixierenshifengde,nizijiyaozhuyianquan。」

wohenshigandong:「haode,xiexie。」

worangtongshibayuanshipinlianjiefajiwo。

henkuai,yitiaolianjiefaleguolai,biaotiwei:#jipinxifu。

wodianjinquyikan,dixiaguorandoushizhanzaipoponeibiande,quanshiduiwozheigeshiduotiaotidexifudemanmasheng。

【laorenbangzinvdaiwashiqingfen,bushibenfen,tahaishihuanqijingle!zhenbupabeileipima?】

【zijizuomademeizhaoguhaohaizijiuquanguaizailaorentoushang,zhenshiniubisile。tuantuannainaizanbunanguole,zoujiushile,bushoutazheigeqi!】

【doushuoqudaohuaierxifuhuisandai,zheizhong**jiugailaquqiangbi!】

neixierenbuzhidaoshishijiuzailuanpen!

gengrangrennaohuodeshi,jinjinyigewanshang,zheitiaoshipinyijingpolebaiwanguankanliang。

popohuole,woyehuole。

shizaitunbuxiazheikouqidewolimakailegenimingzhanghao,liuyanpinglun。

「youkongmaican,meikongqukanhaizaiyiyuandesunnvyiyan,yebujuedetayouduoaizheigesunnva。」

woyiweiwozheitiaopinglunfachuqu,huixianzaodaoneixiebufenshifeidewangyouweigong。

meicengxiangwopopoxianhuifushangle。

「aiya,wozheixindangrandanxinwosunnv,wojiupaaneieerxihuixiangzuowanneiyanghongwozou。」

【haipatagexiao**bucheng!tuantuanshiniqinsunnv,tapingshenmeburangnikan!】

【niyuepa,yuerangrenqidaotoushang!tayaoganzaihuzuofeiwei,nijiurangerzihetalihun,daoshihoukansheipashei!】

kanzhezheixiepinglun,daoshirangwoshengchugehaoxiangfa。

woqiaoxiajianpan:「duia,jirannishuonizheimeainidesunnv,neijiuduomaidianhaochidequkankansunnv,rangwomendajiahuokankan。」

jirantazheimexihuanzuoxi,neiwojiuhaohaopeitayanyichang。