woniangjiachaiqianfenleliangtaofang。
popozhidaohou，jile，yaoqiuwoguohuyitaojixiaoshuzidanghunfang。
bingqieyangyan，buguohujiuyaowogunchujiamen。
谁料我怒拍桌子。
「nierzimeigennishuoma，zheihunfangyeshiwomaide，yaogunyeshinimengun！」
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sheinengxiangdaowodechaiqianfangjuranbeirendianjishangle！
youqi，zheirenhaishiwopopo！
dangdezhiwoniangjiachaiqianfenleliangtaofang，popozuobuzhule，jihouhoupaolaizhaowo，yijinmenjiupobujidaidiwenwo，chaiqianfangnadaomeiyou。
woyilianmengbidikanzhelaogong，budongpopoweishenmezheimejidong，bijing，chaideshiwofumuzainongcundelaozhaizi，gentayoumeishenmeguanxi。
chuyulimao，wohaishilaolaoshishihuidata，「wofumuyijingzaixuanfangle，yinggaikuainadaole。」
tingdaozheihua，popokebodemeiyanranshangxise，talazhewodeshoushuo：「qianqiana，haodongjiukuaiyaojiehunle，niyezhidao，nanrenmeifangnayounvhaiziyuanyijia，kewogentabameibenshi，maibuqifangzi，wozhengchouzheni，zheibuqiaole，fangziyoule！」
woxinzhongturanshengqiyigubuhaodeyugan，popochelaichequ，buhuishixiangrangwobaisongyitaofangzijisunhaodongba？
sunhaodongshigongpozuipianaidexiaoerzi，chongdongyinu、aihaokenlao，pingribuzenmebawozheigesaozifangzaiyanli。
buchusuoliao，xiayimiao，popojiukaikourangwoguohuyitaofangzijixiaoshuzidangzuohunfang。
he，xiangbaicengyitaofang，yedekanwoyuanbuyuanyiba。
wozhuangzuotingbudong，guyifanwen：「neima，nigenba，zhunbeihuaduoshaoqianmaizheitaofangzi？」
popolimachenxialian，「yijiarentanshenmeqian？！nijiajinwomensunjia，renshiwomensunjiade，qianziranyeshiwomensunjiade，xianzaiyoumeiyouyaoniquanbudeqian，zhishiyaoyitaofangeryi，genwomenjijiaoneimeduoganshenme！」
「erqie，nikeshihaodongdesaozi，doushuozhangsaorumu，jizijiahaizizhunbeihunfang，bushinifenneideshiqingma？zenmehaiwenwomenyaoqianni！」
womeixiangdaopoponengshuochuzheiyangdehua，talizhiqizhuangdetaiduzheshizhenjingdaowole。
woyulaogongjiehunyilaiyizhizhuzaishili，liwobamagengjin。
ergongpoyizhizhuzaizhenshang，chuqufengnianguojie，nengjiandaotamendejihuibusuanduo，suoyizheishihoudewo，suanshidiyiciyupopozhengmianjiaofeng。
jiuyici，woyiranlingjiaodaotade「qipa」zhichu。
laogongkanqifenbudui，pinpinchaowozhayan，shiyiwoshunzhepoposhuohua，bierangtaweinan。
gujilaogong，wonuliyaxiaxinzhongdenuhuo，weiwanjujue：「ma，yangelaishuo，zheifangzishuyuwofumu，lianwoyemeiyouquanlishanzibatasongjishei，nindeyaoqiu，wokongpabunengdaying。」
yibianshuohua，woyibianyongyanshenshiyilaogongkuailaijiewei。
laogongjiedaowodeqiujiuxinhao，manglakaipopo，shitugekaiwoliang。
「shia，ma，fangziguohuyoubushiqianqiannengjuedingde，haidewenwoyuefuyuemudeyijian，ninjiubieweinanqianqianle。」
kexi，popobumaizhang，yibatuikailaogong，yongshouzhizhewo，bunaifandao：「bushiwoshuo，erxifu，zheidianxiaoshiniyeyaotuisanzusi！sheibuzhidaonibamajiuniyigenver，tamendecaichanyihoubudoushinidema！zhiyaonitongyiguohu，nibamanengshuoshenme！」
「nijijutongkuaihua，daodiguobuguohu！buguohu，wojiurangwoerzigennilihun！woyaonigunchuzheigejiamen！」
yuanbenwohaipayupopofashengchongtu，huilinglaogongweinan，danyanxiapopodouqifudaowotoushangle，neijiubieguaiwobujimianzile！
popohuayingangluo，wolikezhuanshencongchajishangnaqiyigebolibei，henhenshuaizaidishang！
judadesuilieshengshiduimiandemuziliangheleyidatiao。
「he，wogunchujiamen？！poponikebiewangle，nijiaoxiazheidongfangzi，shiwofumuquankuanmaijiwode，meinimenjiashenmeshi，yaogunyeshinimengun！」
dangchuwogensunhaoyujiehundeshihou，gongpodangwodemiankuqiong，maibuqifangyejibuqicaili，zuihoulianbanjiuxideqiandoushiwofumuchude，zheiwodoubujijiaole，xianzaitamenjuranbazhuyidadaowofumudechaiqianfangshanglai，shidangwohaoqifuma？！
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zuizhong，popoliansetieqingdizoule。
zaoshangdenaoju，jiuzheimebuyukuaidejieshule。
laogongkanwoliansebuhao，louzhewo，shuoleyiluokuanghaohuahongwokaixin。
lengjingxialaihou，worenzhendiwenlaogong：「laogong，popoxiangrangwoguohuzheishi，nishixianzhiqingma？」
laogongyilianwugu，「guohuzheijianshiwoyagenbuzhidao，yaoshizaozhidaole，wonengrangtanaonimianqianlaima！fangxin，nibuyongchumian，zheishiqingwohuichulide，baozhengbuhuirangtazailainaole，haobuhao？」
tadiyishijianbiaotaizijishizhanzaiwozheibiande，shuotahuizunzhongwoderenhejueding，zhibuguopopobijingshitademama，taxiwangwoduobaohanpopodeguojizhichu。
wosuiranbutaikaixin，keyemingbai，sheijiameiyushangguoqipapopo，dabuleyihoushaolaiwang。
houlai，laogongbuzhidaoyongshenmefangfaquanzhulepopo，taqueshixiaotingleyizhenzi。
woyiweipopozhinanertui，daxiaorangwoguohudeniantoule，meixiangdaotashibieleyigedazhaodengzhewo。
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shigeyigeyuezhihou，xiaoshuziyaodinghun，gongpozaiyigexiaojiudiandinglebaojian，yanqingshuangfangqinyou，woyulaogongzuoweixiongsaobukebimianyaochuxi。
yidaodifang，laogongbeianpaidaonanrenduilihejiu。
wozebeipopoanpaiqulezhangbeizhuo，zhuoshangdabufenshipopodeqinqi、lingwaihaiyouweilaidixiyijidixidemuqin。
zheianpai……hennanshuobushiguyide……
看来，宴无好宴。
guobuqiran，xianliaojian，dixidemama——dingmuzhuangsiwuyibandiduiwoshuo：「nishiqianqianba，tingshuoniyaosongyitaofangzijihaodongzuohunfang，bukuishizuosaozide，dongdetengdidi、dixi，yihoutamenxiaoliangkoushenghuoshangyaoshiyoushenmekunnan，haidemafannigenhaoyuduodabashou，wotitamenduoxieni。」
「lai，lingling，kuaijinisaozijingbeijiu！」
dingling，woweilaidedixi，zhanqilaijiwojingjiu，liansexisenanyan。
wotiaomei，dingmushiyouyihaishiwuyi？jiuyihe，bujiudaibiaozhewomorenlejifangjibangzhuma？
zheishibawodangzuoatmzidongqukuanjile？
yushi，womeidong，guyiliangzhedingling。
jianworucibujimianzi，dingmulianseweichen，「qianqian，nizheishishenmeyisi？」
wosixiaofeixiaodichaozhedingmukaikou：「ayi，nitingsheishuowoyaosongfangzide？」
shazidounengkanchucikewodebuyue，genghekuangdingmubushigeshazi。
taliansechedichenlexialai，「ziranshinipoposhuode。zenme？nandaonifanhuile，buxiangjile？」
wozhuantouwenpopo：「woshenmeshihoushuoguoyaojihaodongyitaofangzile，nidaoshishuoshuokan。」
poposhensebuzirandibikailewodemuguang，「shangcishinizhudonggenwoshuo，nijialichaiqianle，fenleliangtaofang，nixiangjiyitaohaodongdanghunfangde。」
我忍不住嗤笑一声。
yanjianqifenbudui，bumingqingkuangdeqinqiqizuibashedidayuanchang。
buguoyibiandaodidoushiquanwojipopodaoqian，yiji，dayingyaojixiaoshuziyitaofangzikebunenglinshifanhuizhileidehua。
zheishiwocaimingbai，nanguaipopoyaobawogenlaogongfengekai，tashixiangrangwoguliwuyuan，zailashangqinqimendaodebangjiawo，rangworenxiazijimeidayingguodeshiqing。
yaoshiyibandeguniang，zaizheizhongqingxingxiadequehuishangtao。
buguohenkexi，woconglaibushi「yiban」deguniang，popoderuyisuanpandacuole。
wodandingdizhanqishen，tigaoyinliang：「geweilaibin，wanshanghao，wogenwopopodejiyichulexiepiancha，tazhangkoujiushuoshiwozhudongtichuyaoguohuyitaofangzijixiaoshuzi，kezaiwodejiyili，wokecongmeishuoguozheixiehua。neishishijiujingruheni，haiqingdajiakanwanshipin，zixingpanduan。」
wowushizhongrendemuguang，diaozhenghaobaojiandetouyingyi，lianjieshouji，enxiabofanganniu——zhengqianfangdepingmushangchuxianjiankongdehuamian。
jiankonglipopobipowodayingguohudehuamianqingxiwubi，shenzhilianshuohuadeshengyindoutingdeyiqingerchu。
周围一片哗然。
xiaoshuzi、dingmushenseganga，popogengshiliansecanbai。
wojifengdao：「dingayi，xianzainijuedeshiwoxiangji，haishiwopopoyingyaowojini？」
dingmumianchenrushui：「nipopoyemeishuocuoshenme，xunchangrenjia，xiongsaobutiedidineishichangyoudeshi！buguoyijianxiaoshi，nihebibuyiburao，rangrangdirenjinjiezhi，zheibushidiunigongpodelianma！」
xiaoshuzilengbingbingdidingzhewo，yanshenlidaizheyisizenghen，kanyangzishirentongleweilaizhangmuniangdehua。
gengyouxiekanrenaobuxianshidadeqinqiguyishuodao：「qianqian，doushiyijiaren，biezheimejijiao，yaobunijiujiyitao。」
wochaojiaoxiaodezuilihaideqinqishuo：「ninshihaodongdeqinyima，ninzheimedafang，gancuisongyitaofangzijihaodongba！」
「bububu，fangzineimegui，wo、wozenmenengbaisong！」
「ningenhaodongkeshiyouxueyuanguanxidejiaren，zheidoubusong，quejiaoxiaozherangwobaisong，daoshihuikangtarenzhikaini！」
zhouweiqihongdeshengyindouranxiaole。
kangtarenzhikai，sheibuhuini，keyidanchujidaozijideliyi，youyoujigenengdafangde。
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woshenketihuidao，zaoyaoyizhangzui，heidedounengjinishuochengbaide。
xinghaojialianzhuanglejiankong，xinghaowolaizhiqiankaobeilezheiduanshipin，fouze，woyizhangzuihaizhenshuobuguotamenneimeduozhangzui。
manzhuoqinqimianmianxiangqu，shenseganga。
laogongjinbengzheyizhanglian，zoudaowoshenbian，qingqingfuzaiwoerbianshuo：「qianqian，bienaole，jintianshiwodidehaorizi，nizheimeyinao，qifenbiandeduogangaa。」
我闹？
wobumandikanzheta：「woshenmeshihounaole？nandaonikanbuchulaitamenzheimeduorenzaiweigongwoyigema？mingmingshitamenzainaoa。」
laogongpianguotoubikaiwodeyanjing，zhuaizhewodeshouhuizuowei。
woyibashuaikaitadeshou，renzhuxinzhongdeseyi，jixudao：「shouxian，gonggongpopoyoubushisile，lundedaowoyigezuosaozidezhaoguxiaoshuzima？qici，chaiqiandefangziyuanzeshangshuyuwofumu。wofumudecaichan，shenmeshihoulundedaonimenjigewairenzhishouhuajiaode？zuihou，wozaizhongshenyibian，shiwopoposhuawulaixiangbaidewoyitaofang，wokemeizhudongtichuyaoji。tingmingbaileba！」
wushipopo、dingmubiechengjiangzisedelian，woshouledongxizhunbeilikai。
keshi，woquehulveleyijianshi：dangyigerenchuxinjilvxiangsuanjinideshihou，youzenmehuiqingyifangguoni。
gangzoudaoloutikou，dinglingshangqianlazhuwodegebo，xiaoxinyiyidishuo：「saozinibieshengqi，doushiweilewogenhaodong，dajiacainaodezheimebuyukuai，woxiangnidaoqian。」
wodandandishuo：「yuniwuguan，shiwozijibuxiangdaizaizheili。」
「saozi，nishibushibukenyuanliangwo？」
她表情可怜兮兮。
kewogentabingbushu，tazaiwomianqianzhuangkelianmeishenmeyong。
woshizhechouchugebo，xiangzhengtuotadezhigu。
zhengtuojian，dinglingxiangshixiadingjuexinban，turanwanghoutuilejibu，xianghouyangdao，shunzheloutigunlexiaqu。