第1章
“娘子，娘子？”
erbianchuanlaiwenrundenansheng，shifenmosheng。
“zheigesifeipo，juranjiadaowomenjialaile，xianshuohao，womenjiakeyangbuqizheijiahuo。”wangguifenkanzhechuangshangsizhuyiyangdeyeqingyinyandideyanefangfoyaoyichulai。
“niang，zenmeshuoqingyinxianzaiyejiajilewo，ninyebiebahuashuodetainanting。”nanrenshengyinrunrunde，xiangshigewenrouderen。
songqingyinnulidezhengkaiyan，kandaomianqiandedunshihedehunfeiposan，yuanbenhaiyouxietouyun，yixiazijiuqingxingle。
nanrenlianshangyouyikuaijudadeheiban，lianshanghaiguazhemimimamadedexiaodian，pifuyouhei，chunjiaohaidaizheyikedazhi，kanqilaikepajile。
e...zenmehuiyouzheimechouderen？
songqingyinyizhenggefanwei，zhijuedetaiguoexin，buyoudepazaichuangshangganouleliangsheng。
takeshichulemingdewaimaoxiehui，shenbiandoushixiejunnanmeinv，zheiyangdenanrenshizaitaiguolayanjing。
“zenmeleniangzi？duzibushufuma？wozheijiuquqinglangzhong。”gujiuchengshuozhejiuyiqueyiguaidiwangwaizou，kanyangzihenshixinji。
chouyejiusuanlehaishigequezi？songqingyinmianqianyiwangenimabentengerguo，bushuyutadejiyixilai。
songqingyin，feipo，beibiaomeishejijiajicunlizuichoudenanren。
肥婆？！
songqingyinyigunaodicuanqi，feizhongdishentirangtagandaochili，kanzhejingzhongsisifangfangdiziji，songqingyinxiangsidexindouyou。
waibiaoshitazuizhuzhongdeshiqingmeiyouzhiyi，zenme，jiushiyinweijujuebeilaomaliyongxiangqinjiujiletazheiyangyanzhongdechengfa？
erbianxiangqijiansuankebodeshengyin：“yaozhenshiduzibushufuyejiusuanle，biehuailenageyezhong，woerzikebuzuobianyidie！”
“niang，nizheishishenmehua？nihaoshengkanzheqingyin，woququjiuhui。”gujiuchengshuozhechulemen。
“erzi，zheimewanlenituijiaobufangbianbiequle！zheigenvrenbiaofeitizhuangdesibule！”wangguifenkanzheyesemangshizhuichuqu，nahaiyougujiuchengdeshenying？zhidebaqisa
“nizheifeipo，shuixingyanghuadejianren！zenmepeideshangwoerzi？wogaosuni，yaoshiwoerzichuleshenmeshigennipinming！”wangguifenehenhendehoudao。
songqingyinlandelita，jianzhuoshangyouzhibikaishizhidingjianfeijihua，yuanzhuzhangdebuchou，chulepangzhiwaimeishenmemaobing，shouxialaiyizhunhaokan！
“nainai，taxiedeshenmea？kanqilaihaohaokan。”buzhinalimaochugexiaodouding，cikezhazhedayanhushanhushandekanzheta，shoushouxiaoxiaode，queshengdeqingxiukeai。
zheishineigechounandeerzi？juranzhangdehenhaokan？zheishijiyintubianma？
“jingxiexiemeiyongde，langfeiwoerzibimo！”wangguifenzhouzhemeipieleyanzhishangxiujuandexiaozi，yibacheguo，meixiangdaofeipohaiyouzheishouyi。
songqingyinsuiranshiyijiashangshimeishigongsidezongcai，danmeishiyehuilianlianmaobizi，bingqiejingtongduochaodaiwenzi，yishouzanhuaxiaokaihuodaochuquan，shenzhibeichaodaoyiziqianjin。
ganggangkanjianmentouduilian，suoxingshizijirenshidezi，zhishibuzhimuqiansuochu，shihechaodai？
hudimianqianyikongsongqingyinbuyuezhouqimeitou，shenshangsanchudandandelengyi，yuanbenjiujianloudecaowuqiyayegenzhedilexialai。
“dengshenmedeng？zheishiyongwoerzibimoxiede，ziranshiwomenjiadongxi，woyouquanchuli！”wangguifenshuozheyilianshenqidejiangtaxiehaodejihuatuanchengqiusuishoudiuchumenwai。
songqingyinmengdiqishen，shenshangdewuhuasancengyejitazhuzhanglebushaoqishi，wangguifenqishiruolejifenhaishitingzhiyaoganer。
“nijiranjiajilewojiaerzijiushiwoerxifuer，zenme，nihaiyaodawozheigelaopozibucheng？”
“woyouchengrenwojiajilenierzi？nierzizhangchengneiyanghaidangbaoni？nengquzhexifuerjiubucuole，nihaixiangqugetianxianni？wobuguan，jintiannibixubadongxijiwojianhuilai，fouze...”
songqingyinxiemeiyixiaonaqizhuoshangdeyantai。
“zheigeyinggaibubianyiba.....”
wangguifenjianzhuangyandilikefuxianjingkong，“niyaoganshenme？zhushou！zheigeyantaibanimailedoupeibuqi！”
“ng？”pangshounazheyantaizixidaliangzhe，xiangshisuishidiaoluoyiban。
“好，我捡！”
wangguifenyiyaoyachulemen，waimianbuzhiheshixiaqileyu，wangguifenhuilaideshihoushenshangshiledapian，zhituanyechenglezhihu。
“nizheige......douguaini，jiuchengquqinglangzhong，yutianluhua，tatuijiaoyoubufangbian，wanyichuleshenmeshi，woyaonihaokan！”
wangguifenjiangzhihuhudiuzaisongqingyinjiaoxia，songqingyinhaixiangshuoshenmemenkouchuanlaishengxiang，gujiuchengdaizhedoulishenshanghaishiletouche，daizhebudingdecubumenzaishenshang，yikanjiushifennanshou。
tahuailixiaoxinyiyihuzheyifuyao，shigande。
“yutaidadafubuxianglai，jiukaileyifuyangweidefangzi，niqiezaichuangshangzuozhewoqujianyao。”gujiuchengshuobabianqulechufang。
“aiya，jiuchenga，nixianhuanyifubieganmaole，qitadejiaojiniangjiuhaole。”wangguifenxintengzijierzimeikongdalisongqingyinyegenzhequlechufang。
kanzhetakuanhoudebeiying，songqingyinyouyishunshishen。
shengaobachi，rengaomada，shenshanghaidaizheyidianrurendeqizhi，zenmekandoubuyinggaizhangchengzheiyang，nandaoshuozhenshishangdikaimenlun？
rehuhudetangyaosongdaoshouzhongshisongqingyinhaiyouyishunshishen，zijimuqincengjingjingchangjididizhunbeitangyao，muqindeguanhuaishizijikewangerbukejideshiqing。
“yuanlaishizheizhongganjue......”songqingyinrenbuzhunannan。
“ng？”nanrenhuyidekanzheta，songqingyinpieleyantashiluludebuyinandeguanxin。
“quhuanshenganjingyifuba。”
“好嘞娘子！”
gujiuchengdeleminglinghuanhuanxixidequle，yipangdewangguifenbielebiezui。
“zhenshierdabuyouniang，zhenbuzhidaonizheifeipojijiuchengguanleshenmemihunyaole。”
wangguifennaerzimeibanfalazhexiaodoudingfenfenliqu，songqingyinhelekoutangyaofaxiantianzizide，daoweilinuannuandehenshufu。
“这是什么？”
“你猜。”
gujiuchengtaitouyilianshenmi，songqingyinjiantazaibainongjianghuzhituanlianshunjianheile。
“你干什么？”
“你想减肥？”
nanrendehuarangtayijing，neizhituanshangdezimingmingyijinghule，tashizenmezhidaode？
“zheishiwoniangnongdeba？woniangjiuneipiqi，wotitadaoqian，jihuanikeyianzhaozheiyitao，suanshipeinide。”
shuohuajiantacongrongdenaqimaobi，huihongdaqidedakaiyueranzhishang。